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killer ratsnakes written by john rah



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killer ratsnakes

This real life story situation takes place in an everyday, middle sized city in a middle to lower class subdivision. The family, and neighboring families, have handsome sons and beautiful, full breasted daughters. Like in TV. With tight fuzzy pink sweaters. And a little too much make-up on. The only thing the boys want is the girls, maybe a beer and a game of football on the side, and the girls eat each other out and talk about the boys. The girl on girl sex is there just to add sexual suspense. On account it's a pajama party one night and the girls are all at Sally's house because her parents are away. They are all drunk and running around naked. In the master bedroom, is a bathroom with two toilets. Very practical for mom and dad. Tonight the girls are using them. One has to piss and the other has to throw up. Puke her guts out, so to say. The one pissing screams her head off. The other girl doesn't scream because her head has been bitten off. The screaming girl jumps up and tries to run but stumbles on her high heels. Her tits bob up and down and her ass is covered in blood, her own. Long teethe marks are in her ass. She's loosing so much blood that she will soon die if she doesn't get help.

"Help!" she screams.

She knows the script.

Four drunk girls come running but stop at the bathroom door when they see the two enormous sewer ratsnakes squeezing their way out of each toilet. They are obviously not just hungry for they ignore the headless girl on the floor and slither their way to the bleeding ass girl who is struggling to reach the door. When she finally does, she hears it slam tight. A few more screams are heard before the sound of tearing flesh. The four surviving girls run form the house and stand on the street. All naked. They have forgotten their clothes in the house but no one is interested in going back to get them.

After a few minutes of disbelief and shock, they start running, in their high-healed shoes, down the middle of the road.

"Killer ratsnakes!" they scream.

Lights go on along the road and after a few more blocks of 'killer ratsnakes', the police come and pick them up. After raping the hysteric girls in the industrial area, the police take them to jail for the night where the girls continue to scream, 'killer ratsnakes', policemen's semen running down their legs. They are beaten the odd time to try to keep them quiet and raped a few more times because they are there and no one would believe them if they said a policeman raped them, especially not if 50 policemen all denied it. And anyhow, they were so fucked out by the killer ratsnakes that being raped was only a small bother. This isn't meant to undermine the seriousness of rape, just to make clear the horrendousness of the killer ratsnakes.

Of course no one listened to the hysterical girls and no one could make sense of them if they did listen. Who would believe such an event as killer ratsnakes?

Well it is all true.

Not only is it a true story, a real event, but an event with large numbers. For a little light hearted poetic justice, after a fat cop had sodomized the youngest of the girls, he took a piss in the toilet of the girls' cell. While still pissing, with a large grin on his face, a killer ratsnake slithered its way silently out of the toilet and bit the fat man's penis off. Not just his penis but also his testicles and a fair portion of his over-hanging stomach. He tried to scream as the killer ratsnake ate its way through the fat man's spine and slithered through his body toward the now louder screaming girls.

The next cop in line for rape came by at that time.

"Shut the fuck up or you'll fuck my gun instead of my long, hard, beautiful, Jesus Christ!" he screamed and fumbled for his gun.

He shot himself in the foot, one girl in the head and one in the arm, the other two hit the floor in opposite directions. And the killer ratsnake bit off his hand as he fired one last time. The killer ratsnake was seriously wounded.

One of countless.

The chaos escalates and soon the national guard arrives. Blood flows in the streets as the killer ratsnakes meet with the weapons of the army.

In the end, all are dead in the town except for two young high school football heroes and two remaining naked beautiful girls. Although a little blood covered, all parts in tack.

As the four drive away in a big black Cadillac, baby killer ratsnakes breaking out of their shells, eat the shreds of dead flesh washed into the sewers by the light rain that has started to fall.

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