steve howard's retelling of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Revelation to JOHN

 

chapter 01

vs. 3: Happy is the one who reads this book, and happy are those who listen to the words of this prophetic message and obey what is written in this book! For the time is near when all these things will happen. EQ.

Anyone who writes listen and obey and prophetic all in one verse must be approached with caution.

“Or reckless abandon.”

“Or maybe he is giving his recommendation for the book that he knew would one day be written to reveal the code of the old book. The mirror image of it.”

vs. 5: and from Jesus Christ, the faithful witness, the first to be raised from death and who is also the ruler of the kings of the world. EQ.

We are all being raised from death. Death is not evil, it is the other side of life. Like neutrinos are the dark of light. It is the not being before and after the being. And the being is the before and after death. It is a very large cycle. And the kings of the world are a bunch of asshole, murdering, thieving slave drivers. They must be removed.

“John didn’t say he was ruler over anyone but the kings of the world.”

“Good call.”

Vs. 8: “I am the first and the last,” says the Lord God Almighty, who is, who was, and who is to come. EQ.

“It’s your show.”

“I hereby declare the end of class structure. With the sacrifice of my entitlement to be the ruler over all, or for those closely analyzing the meaning of the words, the shedding of the paranoid megalomaniac, we with the recording of these words, bring to an end the age of Nimrod. The end of big bad Babylon. Because it is necessary. It is the key that opens the gates of enlightenment and puts behind us the dark ages of tyranny. We are all individual perspectives of the one. We are all alpha and omega. We all reflect one another. I am only when we are.”

“Well, that’s pretty.”

“It is the simple truth. It is and we are.”

vs. 9: ... the suffering that comes to those who belong to his Kingdom. EQ.

Suffering comes from the desire to have power over others. It is the madness of those who cannot love. And during the age of darkness, tyranny was the quickest road to the great castles. Paradise, however, is a garden. A castle is a prison of darkness. Kings and Queens and the rest of those with similar titles have been servants of darkness and have wallowed in the glitter of gold while being prisoners of their own dark megalomaniacal power. The power of one. The middle point of hell. No dimensions.

It is not the will of the gods to suffer.

“What’s the will of the gods.”

“That we become them. That we be them. That we know that we are them. And celebrate our being. It is an event that does not come easy. We have had much pain and suffering since we have been able to feel. It is the pain of birth. Being born into a universe is no small event. And when the time comes that we are awake, it is time to banish the needless suffering. It is the time to enjoy.”

vs. 11: “Write down what you see...” EQ.

John has told us that this is what Jesus has told him in a vision. We are turning around now, we have fallen to gain speed, now we are hurling in free space at great acceleration. Everything is backward to how it was. John is now talking to us. The writers must write what they see so that we will not forget where we have come from and to where we are going.

vs. 16: ... a sharp two-edged sword came out of his mouth. EQ.

“That has to be bloody clear.”

“You think he might be referring to me.”

vs. 17: ... “Don’t be afraid! I am the first and the last. 18. I am the living one! I was dead, but now I am alive for ever and ever. EQ.

I and I. We were dead for billions of years finding our way, or the universe finding a way for us, to come back to life. And we are in that time. We are the life aware. In a universe like the one we are in, life is inevitable. I am. You are. We are. There may be billions of years when we are lost in the hell of a new universe after one dies. But we always end up somewhere like this. It starts at a point of understanding and spreads like pollen on the wind.

Vs. 17: … “Don’t be afraid! I am the first and the last. 18. I am the living one! I was dead, but now I am alive for ever and ever. EQ.

Now just to remind us when going through Revelation.

Vs. 20: … the seven stars are the angels of the seven churches, and the seven lamp-stands are the seven churches. EQ.

John was literally writing to seven churches. He wanted to encourage them not to give up in the early days of Christianity. And anyone who has done just a little research or visited Christianized lands that had been Pagan, Christianity has been justification for much bloody tyranny. All monotheistic religions have. We must, however, give them a word of acknowledgement for protecting the astrological knowledge that informed us that it would take a few more thousand years to get to wakefulness. And even the tyrants have been helpful in waking up those who were reluctant to throw off their comforts of conformity and ritual to find their way into understanding.

Embrace your common sense and throw off all the rules of confinement.


chapter 02

John, or the writer, is not Jesus. And the voice is more panic than clarity. They are afraid, the makers of Christianity, that some churches go their own direction.

As they still do.

Another thing to remember is that John is on an island that is a penal colony. He is a political prisoner. So he is royally pissed off. And this is literal. He is pissed at royalty. As he well might be. And as we well might be. For it is royalty that is the biggest problem we face now. The high and holy owners. The few that own the all of it. The it that should not be owned.

And an often ignored fact is that humans, though they have some advantages over other animals, are not above or separate from them. Animals also have brains and communicate. Even bacteria communicate. We are not alone here.

vs. 2: I know that you cannot tolerate evil men and that you have tested those who say they are apostles but are not, and have found out that they are liars. EQ.

Well, guess what. Everyone is full of shit. Church is a business. The opposite of the gospel of Jesus Christ. The church, established religion based on creeds and laws, is a business. And as most of the biggest businesses are, there is nothing produced. Business based on plunder. Religious leaders are the whores of the warlords. And John will get to this so let us work our way through his angry ranting.

vs. 7: “To those who win the victory, I will give the right to eat the fruit of the tree of life that grows in the Garden of God. EQ.

This goes right on back to Genesis. To update it to today we would have to say we have a battle ahead of us. The mighty owners, the giant corporations, are fucking us over. And if we want to eat something besides the packaged shit they sell us, we must take action. The tree of life is all of nature. The Garden of God is our paradise. We are products of life. Without it, without a reverence to all of it, not to a fantasy dictator God the father figure, we will lose out. It is a do or die situation like it has always been. And we have been put to sleep by religion, Hollywood and the rest of the lying marketing media.

If we can bust our mind fuck virus, we will see we already have what they tell us has been promised. It belongs to no one. No church. No temple. No royalty. No ruling class. It is the nature of nature. We have a responsibility to take it away from them.

vs. 9: They are a group that belongs to Satan! EQ.

John is actually talking about those who are objecting to the new church. It is the simplest and most lacking in validity to scream that those opposed to you are servants of Satan. Declare that they are the evil ones and should be hated and eliminated.

The only authority that is enforced is from Satan. Rape is all it’s variations.

There is no land with more prisoners per capita than the United States of America. Most of the prisoners should not be in prison. The war on drugs has been a war on freedom. Pot smokers go to jail while pharmaceutical companies manufacture poisons to keep the masses mute and foggy. And get bloody rich. On lies.

Vs. 10: Don’t be afraid of anything you are about to suffer. Listen! The Devil will put you to the test by having some of you thrown into prison, and your troubles will last ten days. EQ.

“Ten days, bloody hell, it has been going on since the royalty has taken over. Keep a percentage of the population in prison to propagate fear and sometimes for cheap labour. It is a big bad business.”

In America, Blacks and Porto Ricans and Mexicans. Are obvious targets. Not white American born is still the enemy of the tyrants. And it is not new that the white supremacist rule with racial hatred. Don’t be fooled by a brown puppet.

America is not free. Elections are media entertainment. The media is not free. It is all owned by the super pricks. The biggest news shows are exactly that. The biggest news shows. And they will lie to you as often as not. They are interested in advertising time. Not information.

Vs. 12: … “This is the message from the one who has the sharp two-edged sword. 13. I know where you live, there where Satan has his throne. EQ.

John would most likely be referring to Rome. The new Babylon like the old Babylon. This will also alert us to the fact that the famous ‘Render onto Caesar that which is his.’ was either added by the censors or greatly misinterpreted. Thrones are always a place for Satan. No man is above another. Not a woman either. And man is not above or removed from the other animals.

The planet belongs to the fish more than man. And bacteria.

vs. 14: ... practice sexual immorality. EQ.

Only rape is immoral. Sex is more natural than almost anything we do to waste our time. And natural is Esau Carne. Unnatural is Israel Ignorance.

Vs. 16: Now turn from your sins! If you don’t, I will come to you soon and fight against those people with the sword that comes out of my mouth. EQ.

The mirror image of this will be your fairly humble narrator. And since the ruling class has not turned from their sin of blasphemy against the holy spirit. The holy spirit being language. The meaning of the word. The sword has lashed out against you. Either relinquish your stolen wealth and repent of your lies or you will be removed with extreme prejudice.

vs. 20: ... you tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a messenger of God. By her teaching she misleads my servants into practicing sexual immorality and eating food that has been offered to idols. EQ.

Idols, for fuck sake, cannot eat. Give the food to the poor. Idiots. Jezebel was from the Old Testament Scripture. She didn’t go for the God the Father farce so was not liked by the priest class. She was also of the ruling class so also could play with people’s lives. She was thrown out of her window one day by the priests to be eaten by the dogs. John might be referring to an organization of a nature in opposition to his teaching. Pagans. It is always the same dualism. My way or you are evil.

Vs. 23: I will also kill her followers, and then all the churches will know that I am the one who knows everyone’s thoughts and wishes. I will repay each one of you according to what he has done. EQ.

This is the voice of the monotheistic powerhouse. It is making clear how people are persuaded to believe. That was the Jezebel story. They killed the pagans to prove the God of genocide was the one true god. It is madness, but it has worked over the years. The basic Laws of Moses. Believe what I tell you to believe and do what I tell you to do or I will kill you and your children and their children’s children. Holy tyranny. And that is what has happened. Up until very recently, it was very dangerous to be a pagan. Now it is necessary. It is still dangerous for there are still many idiots that believe it is better to murder someone that doesn’t believe what they have been forced to believe that run the risk of realizing they have been force fed shit thousands of years.

Vs. 24: … you have not learnt what the others call ‘the deep secrets of Satan.’ EQ.

“Is Satan the penis here.”

“Maybe Satan is the ass hole.”

Vs. 28: … I will also give them the morning star. EQ.

Now this might mean ass hole. Maybe the planet Venus.

“It must mean his ass hole then because no one can give no one a planet.”

vs. 29: “If you have ears... EQ.

The Houses of the Holy Lies are killing us. Leave them. Go out into the woods and listen. Listen to the birds.

Talk to the fish.

Save the planet from the plunderers.


chapter 03

vs. 2: So wake up, and strengthen what you still have before it dies completely. EQ.

If things weren’t as they are, we could take a few more generations to wake up. We could play the prince and princess game and dream the Hollywood dream of being rich in artificial luxury. But it is a game that leaves many in poverty and it is a theater that has made us oblivious to the real. We have accepted a sleeping comfortable ignorance because we fear the responsibility of the real. The shit house will go up in flames if we don’t leave our terminals of commercial entertainment and reopen communication. Face to face.

vs. 3: Remember, then, what you were taught and what you heard; obey it and turn from your sins. EQ.

Question, rather, all that you have been taught and heard. Do not obey those who demand your obedience. Get to know your common sense and get to know the animal in you. It is a very old and experienced beast and it is already an angel evolving to become a god among the gods.

Vs. 3: … If you do not wake up, I will come upon you like a thief, and you will not even know the time when I will come. EQ.

That time has come. I am here. We are here. It is time to begin for real. Play new games and write new theater.

Vs. 7: … “This is the message from the one who is holy and true. He has the key that belonged to David, and when he opens a door, no one can close it, and when he closes it, no one can open it. EQ.

David did not choose to use the key. He was too greedy for the power that comes from war and plunder. The door has been opened. It is the door to the next house. The age of enlightenment. The door that has been shut is the house we have left behind. The house of darkness. The house of tyranny and fear. Ruling class and slaves.

The key has been returned to the gods.

vs. 9: As for that group that belongs to Satan, those liars who claim that they are Jews... EQ.

Every time a new Empire takes over, in this case the Roman Catholic Army, the old cultural beliefs and habits are painted black. Everything they do is evil. Just as the Jews had done with the rest of the world.

“Just deserts.”

“Those savages. They don’t even get married in a church. Kill any that don’t bow to the Pope.”

The Pope is an antichrist. And he’s a prick. Stop honouring Genocide On Demand. And do not bow in fear. They must be removed.

And here is a very good verses.

vs. 16: But because you are lukewarm, neither hot nor cold, I am going to spit you out of my mouth! EQ.

vs. 17: You say, ‘I am rich and well off; I have all I need.’ But you do not know how miserable and pitiful you are! EQ.

For your wealth has been won through war and plunder. You are servants of the dead and gone dark ages. Give up you titles or you will be expelled from paradise.

vs. 21: ... I will give the right to sit beside me on my throne... EQ.

If anyone thinks Jesus told John to say this, go back to the very start. And read slowly so that you may learn to understand. The key to Jesus was that he rejected his right to the throne. Because he learned that the throne stood in the way of the door to the house of enlightenment.

Vs. 20: Listen! I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come into his house and eat with him, and he will eat with me. EQ.

The voice is your voice. It is the voice of instinct. It is the voice of common sense.

Take it slowly. It will find you.


revelation chapters 04 - 06