steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Letter From JUDE

 
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vs. 1: From Jude, servant of Jesus Christ, and brother of James – EQ.

Just so we know Jude is not the name of a woman. And if Jude is the brother of James who was the brother of Jesus, Jude is Judas. The younger brother of Jesus.

But it is of no matter. For Jude sounds much like Paul or Luke. And Judas was murdered shortly after the cross event. His belly hacked open and his guts spilled out on the ground by some myopic murderer than may have believed he was doing the will of God to murder the little brother of Jesus. The brother Jesus so loved and entrusted to the hardest job of all his brothers.

vs. 4: ... For some godless people have slipped in unnoticed among us, persons who distort the message... EQ.

For example. The Catholic Church. Pope worship is Demonology. But to be fair, all worship is either demonology or idolatry.

“So Catholics are no worse than Jews.”

“All sleeping sheep following crusty creeds opposed to the wild wet sexy life of the planet.”

Vs. 5: For even though you know all this, I want to remind you of how the Lord once rescued the people of Israel from Egypt, but afterwards destroyed those who did not believe. EQ.

“And I would like to take the opportunity just one more time to remind the reader that the Lord was Lord Moses. And Lord Moses was the dictating ruler of a 600,000 man army.”

“That’s a big army. With 2 or 3 wives each and several children and slaves and livestock, Jumping Jesus.”

“It is fiction. But still it is necessary to know that he was a murdering prick. He was the Lord and when in the New Testament they say God was not happy with the army it is misleading. Lord Moses was a mad man. The typical tyrannical character that took whatever he wanted and didn’t give a flying fuck how many suffered and how many he murdered.”

“Typical ruling class.”

Vs. 7: Remember Sodom and Gomorrah, and the nearby towns, whose people acted as those angels did and indulged in sexual immorality and perversion: they suffer the punishment of eternal fire as a plain warning to all. EQ.

“Okay, let us remember the genocide of little babies. Genocide sucks. And the fucking pricks are terrorizing the reader into fear of sex. Sodom and Gomorrah and a thousand other places were destroyed because that is the game of asshole kings. Rape, plunder and murder. It is a big business. Still is one of the biggest businesses. Quick wealth and the elimination of potential competition. Preemptory strike we call it these days. Kill anyone and if necessary, write a story about it as warning and justification. So one more one last time. Fuck you, you monotheistic myopic murdering self-righteous pricks. You can stop with your God ordained genocide. You lice on maggots of the shit of the slugs of the open festering sewers of hell.”

“They might not like you.”

“They have been murdering around the planet for thousands of years. They can fucking well be called on it.”

Vs. 9: Not even the chief angel Michael did this. EQ.

“Well he hasn’t seen what I have seen.”

vs. 11: ... For the sake of money, they have given themselves over to the error that Balaam committed. EQ.

Balaam was the guy with the talking Donkey. The fellow that served the Israelites and then was murdered as payment for his services.

And for the sake of absolute power and ownership of the world that is not ownable, they have blasphemed the holy spirit. They have enslaved the gods. They have stolen eternity and locked it in a box.

“You are talking about the ruling class.”

“You fucking know it.”

Vs. 13: They are like wild waves of the sea, with their shameful deeds showing up like foam. They are like wandering stars, for whom God has reserved a place for ever in the deepest darkness. EQ.

“Comic relief.”

“I was wondering what you want to do with that.”

vs. 14: ... “The Lord will come with many thousands of his holy angels 15. to bring judgment on all, to condemn them all for the godless deeds they have performed and for all the terrible words that godless sinners have spoken against him!” EQ.

And the messenger has come with his many thousands of angels. Beast angels. From across many species. We want the world and we want it now.

Judges 21. 25: There was no king in Israel at that time. Everyone did just as he pleased. EQ.
And that time has come again.



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