chapter 01

Oh bother.

Peter’s logic and excuses are very similar to Paul’s. It is all the same formula. We were there, we know Jesus so listen to what we tell you. But they weren’t. The books were written many years later by old ornery men that weren’t alive at the time the Jesus character was said to have lived. And though he is a great character, he is a repeat of characters from other religions from earlier times. The character is the man, woman if we can get over monotheism, who voices his rejection of the holy tyrants. The bloody ruling class. The babbling buggers of Babylon.

“Love your neighbor till his wife gets home.” Jim Morrison.

Make it mean what you want.

vs. 4: ... come to share the divine nature. EQ.

The divine nature of nature. And if you have not been in a virgin jungle or virgin forest, you may think it exaggerated to say that nature is divine.

So let us please save the last bits of Jungle and Forests. With extreme prejudice. It is the closest thing we have to God. Big green Life. Towering to the sky.

Change the cities. Let the jungles and forests back into our lives. Touch the gods.

vs. 5: ... to your goodness add knowledge; 6. to your knowledge add self-control; to your self-control add endurance; to your endurance add godliness; 7. to your godliness add brotherly affection; and to your brotherly affection add love. EQ.

Not a bad suggestion. If we get that we won’t need the bullshit laws of the warlords. The warlords can go fuck themselves.

And forget about Jesus the great. He was a man with a free mind. And one day soon, that will be normal. And there will be no more waiting around.

The gods will be gods.


chapter 02

“Peter is asking for trouble.”

“And I’m a gonna give it to him.”

Vs. 3: In their greed these false teachers will make a profit out of telling you made-up stories. EQ.

Peter might have known that he was talking of all the preachers that would preach anything as long as the sleepy followers kept giving them money.

vs. 4: God did not spare the angels who sinned, but threw them into hell, where they are kept chained in darkness waiting for the Day of Judgment. EQ.

God my ass. Hell is us. It is the bloody system of holy dictatorship. Obedience to law and television is our chains of darkness. And the day of sane judgment may be just what we need. So we no longer need to be ignorant sheep following the lunatic leaders to slaughter.

vs. 6: God condemned the cites of Sodom and Gomorrah... EQ.

God is justification for genocide. Genocide On Demand. You fucked up inbred murder freaks. The fuckin’ self righteous anal retentive Israelites and the warlords fuckin’ sent fire on Sodom and Gomorrah. Genocide. Hateful genocide from inbred sperm worshipping killer apes. Don’t be fucking well blaming your genocide on God, your sorry pricks.

“They weren’t Israelites yet.”

“Well, fucking Abramites then.”

vs. 7: He rescued Lot, a good man... EQ.

Stop right fuckin’ there. Anyone who believes Lot was a good man condones child rape. Fucking morons.

Lot raped both of his virgin daughters.

“No, they got him drunk and seduced him.”

“For fuck sake you sleeping fools. Lot raped his too little virgin girls after he had tried to pimp them out to the locals. Rape. If some bugger writes that the virgin girls seduced their father it is still rape. Rape rape rape. Women have been raped over and over since the advent of monotheism. Wake the fuck up.”

“But the people of Sodom and Gomorrah were bad people.”

“Anal retentive genocide pricks. Murder them all and write a story that says they were bad. The bunnies were bad. The new born and unborn babies were bad. Everyone was bad but Lot who left his family to burn so he could rape his two virgin daughters. Well fuck you. Stop your fucking holy genocide, you pricks.”

vs. 10: especially those who follow their filthy bodily lusts and despise God’s authority. EQ.

“Fuck you. The body is not filthy. Dirt is also not filthy. God’s authority is not of God; it is holy tyranny. Dictatorship in a horror fairy tale.”

vs. 12: But these men act by instinct like wild animals born to be captured and killed... EQ.

“Peter you stupid bugger. You sound just like Paul. We are animals because we are in animal bodies. And we were not born to be captured and killed like we have been for the last 4 thousand years. The laws of physics and survival are real. Your Babylon Bullshit is not. You fuckin’ law makers have decided to kill everything wild. Because you are insane inbred mother killers looking to enslave the world in a shitty shopping mall with cameras watching every move we make. Fuck you, fuck your police state, fuck your shopping mall and fuck your Genocide On Demand.”

“Maybe Peter is Paul.”

“Same shit, different assholes.”

vs. 14: They want to look at nothing but immoral women... EQ.

And why the fuck not. Immoral. What the fuck does that mean. Women are female humans. And nature says look at them. And dance so they will look back. We are animals. Stop making us your fucking caged pets. Pricks.

vs. 16: ... His donkey spoke with a human voice and stopped the prophet’s insane action. EQ.

“Donkey spoke with a human voice. Did you catch that.”

“They are insane. There is no question. They are bloody well insane and they are daring someone to say so. And as for Balaam son of Beor, he did exactly as the Lord of war told him to do. And as thanks for his many blessings and beautiful songs in honour of the Israelite army, the buggers killed him.”

“That’s the fucking Israelites for you.”

“Talking donkey. My ass.”

Vs. 21: It would have been much better for them never to have known the way of righteousness than to know it and then turn away from the sacred command that was given them. EQ.

“Sacred command from the Genocide On Demand pack of lying pricks.”

“You might loose a few readers if you don’t settle down.”

“Well, then, here’s me settling down.”

vs. 22: ... “A dog goes back to what it has vomited” and “A pig that has been washed goes back to roll in the mud.” EQ.

And the fuckin’ warlords rule with swords and sacred lies. And must be removed. Now. No debate. Religion is a lie. A murderous Mindocide. A poison for our language.

And I am very pissed off.

“One would hardly notice.”

“I love you too.”


chapter 03

Rule with fear.

Peter, he tells us, has attempted to arouse pure thoughts. And maybe he wanted us to call him on the obvious lies of the heroes in his story.

“Just like Paul.”

Vs. 3: first of all, you must understand that in these days some people will appear whose lives are controlled by their own lusts. They will mock you 4. and will ask, “He promised to come, didn’t he? Where is he? Our fathers have already died, but everything is still the same as it was since the creation of the world!” EQ.

It is very likely that if someone sells a pack of vile lies that someone will come along and reject it. It is no great prophecy to know this. As for the return of Jesus. He has nowhere else to go. He or she will always be here trying to fight the evil powers that be. As for everything the same since the creation of the world, this can only be true if the world of Babylon is meant. And it isn’t. The world, the planet, has changed continually. It has gone from a big ball of molten rock to a big ball of molten rock with a crust of rock, water and life. And that is a big change.

Vs. 5: They purposely ignore the fact that long ago God gave a command, and the heavens and earth were created. The earth was formed out of water and by water, 6. And it was also by water, the water of the flood, that the old world was destroyed. EQ.

Now this is known to be wrong. The earth was not created by a command or by water. It and the other planets have been created, if we can use that word, by the sun. Hot as hell. No water for most of a billion years.

And the planet was not destroyed by a flood. There have been ice ages and may be more ice ages. There was not a world wide flood in the history of one cell animals. The story of Noah is fiction.

vs. 8: ... There is no difference in the Lord’s sight between one day and a thousand years... EQ.

Well. To Life, our Lord, that is almost true. And as part of eternity. A day can be close to a thousand years.

But one life is 80 or so years. And it gotta be taken for what it is.

And he goes on about the Earth consumed by fire.

“We don’t need no nuclear war.” Peter Tosh.

If we don’t learn to control the sun, it will burn us up in about 5 billion years.

Vs. 10: … On that Day the heavens will disappear with a shrill noise, the heavenly bodies will burn up and be destroyed, and the earth with everything in it will vanish. EQ.

The heavens have at least a hundred billion years. And we could wonder if he is talking about the war of the worlds but we’ll save that paranoia for the last book.

vs. 12: as you wait for the Day of God and do your best to make it come soon - the Day when the heavens will burn up and be destroyed... EQ.

Death cults. Praying for the destruction of the world. Stop waiting for destruction and do something to avoid it.

Do not worship death cult lies.

Heaven is at hand. In our hands. And we better fuckin’ wake up or these fuckin’ Death Cults will have their way.

Remove the war pigs.


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