barbaralba's translation of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Letter From PETER

 

chapter 04

Be mute and obedient. Don't have fun like heathens do.

Work hard and pay taxes. Give money to the church. As much as you can.

vs. 7: The end of all things is near. EQ

Fuckin' assholes and their end of the world lust. They want to kill us all. Religious morons. Death Cult worshippers.

vs. 14: Happy are you if you are insulted because you are Christ's followers. EQ

Jesus H. Fucking Christ does not want followers. Followers suck. Kill your television. Have a thought that stems from your own head.

Do not follow me. Do not follow. Cut a new path. Discover a new land. Create something. Be a god.

chapter 05

I'll tell you what pained Jesus Christ more than anything.

"Okay."

Blind ignorance and mute obedience. Humans throwing away their life for the fucked up inbred royal family.

vs. 2: Do your work, not for more pay, but for a real desire to serve. EQ

Amen to that. Forget about a good job. Have a good life. Work at something you can put your heart into. You will serve you and your community more. And you will shine and be a blessing to the world.

If the old men want to teach you, okay listen. But don't follow. Lead your own life. Burn with passion.

vs. 8: ... Your enemy, the Devil (Doubt), roams round like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour. EQ

Shake them off. Get up and keep doing what you know is right for you. Fuck the state. Fuck the church. Life, and only life, matters.

Love it.


second peter chapters 01 - 03