steve howard's version of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Letter From PETER

 

chapter 04

vs. 1: since Christ suffered physically, you too must strengthen yourselves with the same way of thinking that he had; because whoever suffers physically is no longer involved with sin. EQ.

“What.”

“Because Hitler had a tooth ach he was a nice guy.”

Vs. 3: You have spent enough time in the past doing what the heathen like to do. Your lives were spent in indecency, lust, drunkenness, orgies, drinking parties, and the disgusting worship of idols. EQ.

First of all. Fuck you, you self-righteous bigots. Heathens or pagans are not believers in your monotheistic bullshit. So they don’t give your criminal organization their devotion, service or money. Jesus was a friend of heathens and preferred them to you self-righteous bigots. And never mind Jesus. Humans have been heathens since the dawning of humans. You come along with your contrived God bullshit story and you believe it gives you license to hate and despise what is outside your vile Men’s Club. And you have given yourselves license to murder and rob them as you please. So we will repeat.

Fuck you, you monotheistic fuckwit murders and liars.

“Are you okay.”

“No. Thousands of years of God justified genocide, rape and plunder. I am not okay. I am bloody sick of royal dictatorship beat the shit out of the earth and murder those who don’t submit. Be mute and obedient. Don’t have fun like heathens do. Monotheism is bloody retarded.”

Work hard and pay taxes. Give money to the church. As much and more than you can.

vs. 7: The end of all things is near. EQ.

Fuckin’ assholes and their end of the world lust. They want to kill us all. Religious morons. Death Cult worshippers. Well fuck you. The end of your bullshit fairy tale world is near. The heathens aren’t dead yet and they will keep coming back in your Jewish families, in your Christian families and in your Moslem families. Your ignorance and prejudice will not be tolerated. Your lie will be exposed.

vs. 14: Happy are you if you are insulted because you are Christ’s followers. EQ.

Jesus H. Fucking Christ was not looking for followers. Followers suck. Kill your television. Have a thought that stems from your own head.

Do not follow me. Do not follow. Cut a new path. Discover a new land. Create something. Be a god.

Vs. 18: … “It is difficult for good people to be saved;
what, then, will become of godless sinners?” EQ.

This is not what was said. Jesus was referring to the self-righteous religious leaders, the well to do, so to speak, those who thought they were good because they had it good. It was hard to convince them that their lie was a lie. The godless sinners, the heathens, they were more than ready to hear a message that said, this is heaven, we are here and now in it.

The godless sinners don’t need salvation. They need the God liars to stop murdering and robbing them. Enslaving them in the holy military dictatorship of obey and reject life holy tyranny flying the flag of monotheism. Bullshit.


chapter 05

“I’ll tell you what pained Jesus Christ more than anything.”

“Okay.”

Blind ignorance and mute obedience. Humans throwing away their lives for the fucked up inbred royal family. The blind misleading the blind.

vs. 2: Do your work, not for more pay, but for a real desire to serve. EQ.

We can almost agree with that. Your work should be what you want to do. And if it isn’t, think about different work. Forget about the illusion of a good job. Working for money is something we need to do as long as the system demands it. The system is not holy. Consume less shit and work less. Time is more valuable than money. Have a good life. Work at something you can put your heart into. You will serve you and your community better than someone who put his or her career above all else. Shine and be a blessing to the world.

Vs. 5: In the same way you younger men must submit to the older men. And all of you must put on the apron of humility, to serve one another; for the scripture says, “God resists the proud, but shows favour to the humble.” EQ.

No. Listen and learn if an older man has something to teach, but do not submit. Humility, however, is a good idea, keeps your feet on the ground. Makes you a social animal.

vs. 8: ... Your enemy, the Devil, roams round like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour. EQ.

The devil is doubt. A real thing but not an entity. Shake it off. Get up and keep doing what you know is right for you. Fuck the state. Fuck the church. Life, and only life, matters.

Love it.

Vs. 13: Your sister church in Babylon, also chosen by God, sends you greetings, and so does my son Mark. EQ.

The letter comes from Rome. And this may seem insignificant but it isn’t. Rome was the new Babylon same as the old Babylon. The mighty empire. And Babylon is yet to fall. They play the falling game to keep the poor ignorant but they have yet to be defeated at their silly game. Removed of their holy dictatorship. Babylon is the ruling class. They move from palace to palace but they are still the grand royal dictators.

This will be made clear in the last book.


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