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BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Letter From JAMES

 

chapter 04

James writes about the wanting of things. Killing for them and all.

And what never ceases to amaze me is that learned people can be oblivious to reality. I speak of my dear mother. The virgin Mary. When the man came to her as an angel and said the will of god is going to come into you and you will name my son Jesus.

Did she not notice his penis in her.

Are we to believe Rahab is nice because she harboured spies from their destroyers, the mad genocide army of the Israelites that leveled Jericho, killing all, including children and animals and taking their gold and silver for the holy treasury.

Where is there holiness in genocide.

vs. 11: If you judge the Law, then you are no longer one who obeys the Law, but one who judges it. 12. God is the only lawgiver and judge. He alone can save and destroy. Who do you think you are, to judge your fellow-man? EQ

It isn't unusual to not be certain if James means one thing or the other.

It we agree that God is this big all of it thing. Anyone who makes a law is an asshole.

Moses.

And David killed Uriah because he took his woman. David took Uriah's woman. David was the murderer of 10's of thousands.

And I really don't like having to keep saying this. However. I don't see that I have a choice.

vs. 17: So then, the person who does not do the good he knows he should do is guilty of sin. EQ

I think sin is a shitty word. But the world is full of idiots. Those who are not idiots must do something. Anything.

chapter 05

vs :1: And now, you rich people, listen to me! Weep and wail over the miseries that are coming upon you! EQ

vs. 5: Your life here on earth has been full of luxury and pleasure. You have made yourselves fat for the day of slaughter. 6. You have condemned and murdered innocent people, and they do not resist you. EQ

What can we say about that. The third world no longer finds it funny. The planet is losing its life because of these fucking murdering rich pricks. The fucking war lords.

vs. 12: Above all, my brothers, do not use an oath when you make a promise... "Yes" when you mean yes, and "No" when you mean no. EQ

And when some idiot in court tells you to put your hand on the Bible and swear. Say no. If you don't believe, it is then a lie. If you believe, then you can't. And if you are a jackass in the court of Law, leave the goddamn bloody Bible out of your bullshit proceedings. Assholes.

vs. 14: Is there anyone who is ill? He should send for the church elders, who will pray for him and rub olive-oil on him in the name of the Lord. EQ

That's nice if someone is suffering from dry skin.

What is better is not to kill the women and men who have learned the magic of herbs and other plants. In fact, there should be schools for this and a higher regard for our jungles and forests.

And the pharmaceutical pricks should all be kicked really hard in the ass.

And the pope relieved of his position.

For ever.


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