barbaralba's translation of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Letter to the HEBREWS

 

chapter 01

Shit. I already miss Paul. Hebrews goes back to the Torah, then back 13.7 billion years to before the universe and the Supreme Power and Angels and it looks much like science fiction and it starts off looking a little discouraging.

And I think about all the parents and grandparents that have grown up with this madness being told that it is real.

Everything else isn't. Heaven and Earth will pass away but not God and his son who made the universe.

And it seems pointless to go on. But we have come this far and we ain't going to let a little cheep science fiction bog us down.

chapter 02

It looks like they want Jesus to be impossible.

vs. 8: "... and made him ruler over all things"; It says that God made man "ruler over all things"; this clearly includes everything. EQ

What it means is Rome wanted a religion and set about making one with angels and the almighty ruler. The one real big top chief of the whole universe and his son and instead of Moses the inbred Egyptian son of a pharaoh being the man god who talks to the big god, there is Jesus nailed on a cross.

And pretty soon. A punk ass pope.

And Jesus is no longer the man that hung out with kids and friends.

vs. 14: Since the children, as he calls them are people of flesh and blood, Jesus himself became like them and shared their human nature. EQ

The immaculate, god fucked Mary, story.

Well. Don't believe it.

chapter 03

Terror shit.

vs :1: ... Think of Jesus, whom God sent to be the High Priest of the faith we profess. EQ

If you are an idiot and haven't understood that Jesus repeatedly said that he was a man. A man that liked being a sexual animal. A man that saw eternity in the love of others.

Hebrews is Jewish Moses terror shit. And whoever wrote it was a fuck wit.

And anyone who thinks it is possible to compare Jesus to Moses is ignorant.

Moses and his 40 years of torturing 3 or 8 million slaves in the desert because he was on a perverted power trip.

And Jesus who made no rules or laws.

Terror for the ignorant. The best weapon against war and religion is enlightening through education.

Some understanding of the nature of nature.

Yes we are the gods. But there is not an over god that whipped up the universe so we could worship in fear of him.

Him.

This religion mania must stop.

It is not at all funny.

And you bloody priests are smart enough to know that religion is bullshit. So it is your job to repent.

And let the truth save us.


hebrews chapters 04 - 06