steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Letter to the HEBREWS

 

chapter 01

Shit. We must leave the clarity of our friend Paul. Hebrews goes back to the Torah, then back 13.7 billion years to before the universe and the Supreme Power and Angels and it looks much like science fiction.

Vs. 3: He reflects the brightness of God’s glory and is the exact likeness of God’s own being, sustaining the universe with his powerful word. After achieving forgiveness for the sins of mankind, he sat down in heaven at the right-hand side of God, the Supreme Power. EQ.

“What you want to say to that.”

“Fuck me.”

What we have is preparation for a world dictatorship. The ruler will be likened unto Christ Jesus but he won’t be. He will be a charlatan.

“Why can’t he really be Jesus.”

“It is a contradiction to what Jesus is. Jesus is, when not our sun, common sense. And common sense will tell anyone that wishes to test it that a world dictatorship is hell. No matter how comfortable and convenient it is made. Dictatorship is a police state enforce system of law. This is okay for simple computing systems but not for living creatures. World dictatorship simply will not work. It will become static. It will implode like a dead star.”

“Are you certain of this.”

“The model has been tested over and over and has never worked. It has made the ruling class rich in bloody luxuries that are hardly relevant. They always fall apart because the ruling-class is raving mad with gold fever. Always.”

One could extrapolate that our sun is similar in shining like the beginning of the universe. But it would be stretching the meaning. Maybe we say the power of the word is the magic of language when the lies have been bashed out of it. When we see that religion and history is full of manipulative text to please the ruling class and see that great fiction is full of clarity about the wretchedness of the ruling class and the need to fight against the lie with true stories.

This sitting down at the right-hand side of God is nonsense. It would require that God sat in the high holy castle in the sky and his one son who existed before the universe and came to save the primates from themselves went back up and sits with his dad forever. It fully makes a shambles of Jesus Christ who was a clever bastard who had a message to give to the creatures of heaven. That message was, is, we are in it.

Vs. 10: He also said,
“You, Lord, in the beginning created the earth,
and with your own hands you made the heavens. EQ.

This demonstrates that the writer of Hebrews knew little of the nature of the universe. For the heavens were about 9 billion years ahead of the earth. And it was almost another 5 before the earth had humans.

“So are you saying that the scripture is wrong.”

“It is wrong. It is way off the mark. It is a fairy tale.”

There is talk about heavenly angels and Christ being the one and only son of God and he will come to rule over the earth for ever and ever. And the earth simply is not for ever. It is at its midlife now. Everything dies. Everything is reborn.

“Will the earth be reborn.”

“Not in this solar system and maybe not in this universe. There may be a few other places like it and we may make many places like it.”


chapter 02

It looks like they want Jesus to be impossible. And this is the big crime. It almost insures that no mortal will think to oppose the great holy patriarchal tyranny of the warmongers.

Vs. 1: That is why we must hold on all the more firmly to the truths we have heard, so that we will not be carried away. EQ.

“Carried away by the mute military force in the name of the Lord, the great holy dictator.”

Vs. 2: The message given to our ancestors by the angels was shown to be true, and anyone who did not follow it or obey it received the punishment he deserved. EQ.

The ancestors were the slaves of Moses. The hungry Hebrews. The ignorant army he took from the terrorized, murdered and plundered Egypt into the desert to murder rape and plunder their way into the promised land. And the punishment for not obeying Lord Moses was either a friendly stoning or a sword through the skull.

vs. 8: “... and made him ruler over all things”; It says that God made man “ruler over all things”; this clearly includes everything. EQ.

What it means is Rome wanted a religion and set about making one with angels and the almighty ruler. The one real big top chief of the whole universe and his son and instead of Moses the inbred Egyptian son of a pharaoh being the man god who talks to the big god, there is Jesus nailed on a cross.

And pretty soon. A punk ass pope.

And Jesus is no longer the man that hung out with kids and friends.

And, an often missed point, just because some tyrannical asshole commissioned some fat ass prick to write that God said man was to rule over everything does not mean that there is a God and if there was a God that he or she or it would say such a fucking retarded thing. These monotheistic propagators of patriarchal holy dictatorship have simply force the slaves to swallow their outrageous lies or eat a sword.

“Well fuck them.”

vs. 14: Since the children, as he calls them are people of flesh and blood, Jesus himself became like them and shared their human nature. EQ.

The immaculate, God fucked Mary, story.

Well. Don’t believe it. In the story, if any fuckwit cares to read it, Mary was raped by a Lord. A human Lord. For there are no other kinds.

“What about Lord of the Lobsters.”

Vs. 14: … He did this so that through his death he might destroy the Devil, who has the power over death, EQ.

No. Well, sort of. He died to demonstrate that he could overcome his fear of death to show that he was willing to go so far to show that a human bastard son of a religious Jewish family could tell them the leaders they were wrong. And being born again in the not so very distant future he would say the same thing all again so that maybe some fucking idiot believers would wake the fuck up and stop worshipping the unholy men’s club.

Vs. 16: For it is clear that it is not the angels that he helps. EQ.

No. They help him. And they are not winged creatures that fly around in a near vacuum and pop on down to visit the planet earth on occasion. Aliens. They are creatures awake to the knowledge that they are here and now.

Vs. 17: That means that he had to become like his brothers in every way, in order to be their faithful and merciful High Priest in his service to God, so that the people’s sins would be forgiven. 18. And now he can help those who are tempted, because he himself was tempted and suffered. EQ.

Just as a constant reminder. Jesus Christ, the man, was against priests very much. And his greatest temptation was to be High Priest. And just a few moments of playing with that temptation was hell in all clarity. Hell is not somewhere else; it is a state of mind. It is the ultimate megalomaniacal paranoia.


chapter 03

Terror.

Vs. 1: My Christian brothers, who also have been called by God! Think of Jesus, whom God sent to be the High Priest of the faith we profess. EQ.

If you are an idiot and haven’t understood that Jesus repeatedly said that he was a man. A man that liked being a sexual animal. A man that saw eternity in the love of others. A man that cursed the priests.

Vs. 2: He was faithful to God, who chose him to do this work, just as Moses was faithful in his work in God’s house. 3. A man who builds a house receives more honour than the house itself. In the same way Jesus is worthy of much greater honour than Moses. EQ.

Hebrews is Jewish Moses terror shit. And whoever wrote it was a fuckwit. Moses was clearly a murdering tyrannical dictator ruling with lies of terror.

Anyone who thinks it is possible to compare Jesus to Moses is ignorant. They were two different poles.

Moses and his 40 years of torturing 3 or 6 million slaves in the desert because he was on a perverted power trip. Or to be realistic. Thousands of years.

And Jesus who made no rules or laws. A man who felt at home with anyone who would have his company. A man who wanted to free people from their paranoid concept of sin. And find heaven in the here and now.

The Laws of Moses. Of the men’s club. The ruling class. Terror for the ignorant. The best weapon against war and religion is enlightenment through education.

Some understanding of the nature of nature. Awareness and love of self.

We are the gods. There is not an over god that whipped up the universe so we could worship in fear of him. It is a mad myopic paranoid concept.

Him. God as a him. So obviously a patriarchal lie.

Religion mania must stop. Starting with monotheistic hate religions.

It is not at all funny. It serves no purpose other than servitude to the ruling class. The Lords. Mental chains are still slavery. Religion is terrorism.

And you bloody priests are smart enough to know that religion is bullshit. So it is your job to repent. It is bloody clear why Jesus Christ called you a bunch of snakes. Vipers. No offence to the snakes. The symbol of rebirth.

We must let knowledge and wisdom save us. Leaders, by nature, are greedy and power makes leaders into dictators. Myopic mad men.

Now there is an outside possibility that we are seeing personified astrology here in Hebrews. We’ll keep that in mind as we work through it.

But when we read of those who did not believe pissed off God so that he made them all die in the desert, we are talking rule with holy terror.


hebrews chapters 04 - 06