chapter 01

Timothy’s mom was called Eunice and his grandmother was called Lois.

In case anyone wants to know.

Vs. 8: Do not be ashamed, then, of witnessing for our Lord; nor be ashamed of me, a prisoner for Christ’s sake. EQ.

The Lord. Holy tyrannical patriarchy. For Christ’s sake. Well, the lie has been exposed. For Christ’s sake. The ruling class has been revoked of their holy titles. For as long as you continue to terrorize you will be known as the slim off the shit of the slugs of hell. For Christ’s sake. Wake the fuck up. For Christ’s sake.

vs. 10: ... He has ended the power of death and through the gospel has revealed immortal life. EQ.

And Paul and the boys have done all in their power to make mockery of the gospel of Jesus. No one owns immortal life. Life and death. Instinct and evolution. Heaven is open to those who are in it. And paradise is open for those who care for it. Jesus Christ hoped to end the fear of the power of those who use death to scare the life out of the ignorant. And make them slaves to militant dictator pricks.

Vs. 11: God has appointed me as an apostle and teacher to proclaim the Good News, 12. And it is for this reason that I suffer these things. EQ.

“Well, anyone who believe that has a pretty low opinion of God.”

“God. For Christ’s sake. Things are how they are until they change and or until we change them. God is a poor excuse.”


chapter 02

vs. 3: Take your part in suffering, as a loyal soldier of Christ Jesus. EQ.

Take your part in enjoying life. For we are in heaven. Work to find an end to suffering.

vs. 8: Remember Jesus Christ, who was raised from death, who was a descendant of David, as is taught in the Good news I preach. EQ.

Remember reincarnation is another word for evolution. Everyone and everything is raised from death. Weather or not anyone proclaims it.

vs. 9: Because I preach the Good News I suffer and I am even chained like a criminal. EQ.

“If you really had any good news to tell us it should please you. I suspect you suffer because you like to suffer. You are a little whining bitch.”

vs. 14: ... not to fight over words. EQ.

No, better to fight over resources.

Stick your head up your as and fight for air. For Christ’s sake.

“You are always so hard on poor Paul the Super Jew.”

“Oh, those sorry pricks like it best when they have some resistance. Gives them a chance to be indignant and point their fingers and curse and send to hell. Especially if they see someone enjoying themselves.”

vs. 22: Avoid the passions of youth... EQ.

“Fuck. Paul. Passion is a beautiful part of our nature. It’s what drives people to achieve grand things. A beautiful basketball player. A pretty piano player. A fantastic fuck. You could say don’t fuck your life up with foolish actions. Use a condom if you aren’t trying to make a baby. Have oral sex. Anal sex. Don’t poison the planet with your passion. Don’t piss off the world with your passion.”

“What do you think your are doing with your passion.”

“Pleasing the pagans that have been tormented by monotheistic murdering mad men many millennia. Passion is a beautiful thing. And should be part of youth right on into old age.”

As Franny’s Grandfather told Franny’s brother in Hotel New Hampshire. “Get obsessed and stay obsessed.” John Irving. (not the plundering prick of eastern Canada)

Vs. 18: They have left the way of truth and are upsetting the faith of some believers by saying that our resurrection has already taken place. EQ.

“Well, fuckwit, it has. So wake the fuck up and check it out. Here we are in heaven. The universe is where it is at. And this is a fresh one. Only 13.7 billion years old and already we are aware that we have been resurrected from the death of the last universe where we were the gods.”

“Is that what the resurrection is.”

“That’s what it is.

“Then that’s the big fucking secret.”


chapter 03

vs. 1: Remember that there will be difficult times in the last days. EQ.

So hang on. To your sex organs.

The last days of demented dictatorship in death cult dark ages. For the pricks will not be happy about losing their high and holy thrones. Their crowns and titles. The end of slavery and religion. The end of lies of the lunatics.

And the beginning of the age of the beast angels in communion with one another and the rest of life on their way to exploring the galaxy to be prepared for the journey to Andromeda.

“Really.”

“All these things will come to pass on our journey through the pleasures of physical reality. It is ours because we are of it and in it.”

vs. 5: They will hold to the outward form of our religion, but reject its real power. EQ.

Now that is true. They’ll build big churches, using slaves or cheap labour. The wealth of the poor. They will build a world-wide lie empire. And they will have Jesus hanging on a cross in every church and school and courthouse and say they are doing his work. And they are lying, murdering thieves. They haven’t understood anything about the character of Jesus Christ. For Christ’s sake. They are a bunch of fairy tale lovers. They don’t want to wake the fuck up. For Christ’s sake.

“But old people need church.”

“No. Old people need people.”

vs. 9: “But they will not get very far because everyone will see how stupid they are.” EQ.

Yes. How bloody stupid they are to look to the mad men with their clown suits and holy titles for salvation from their lives of mute slavery. And how wealthy they make the clowns.

vs. 12: Everyone who wants to live a godly life in union with Christ Jesus will be persecuted... EQ.

By the assholes with Gold Fever.

vs. 16: All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching the truth, rebuking error, correcting faults, and giving instruction for right living... EQ.

Bullshit. Your scripture is poop inspired by a long constipation. This scripture, however, has been inspired by many Gods. And this scripture, the Barbaralba Bible, not only rebukes all scriptures before it, for their obvious attempt to bury the truth. It also rebukes itself and challenges the next generation to do it better. It rebukes anything that must be believed on faith. For faith is a farce and belief is bullshit.

With the blessings of Jesus H. Christ and the other angels that made him and it so.

“But there were a few nice things buried in the frightening fairy tale.”

“Oh, as far as ancient fairy tales go it is a grand story.”


second timothy chapter 04