chapter 01

Timothy's mom was called Eunice and his grandmother was called Lois.

In case anyone wants to know.

vs. 10: ... He has ended the power of death and through the gospel has revealed immortal life. EQ

And Paul and the boys have done all in their power to make mockery of the gospel of Jesus.

Which we all know by now.

And it will reveal immortal life. Soon as we are cured from our Gold Fever and Media addiction.

And replant trees.

And touch life once again.

chapter 02

vs. 3: Take your part in suffering, as a loyal soldier of Christ Jesus. EQ

vs. 9: Because I preach the Good News I suffer and I am even chained like a criminal. EQ

vs. 14: ... not to fight over words. EQ

Just a reminder that the Roman Empire was the ruling force. And Paul is hoping the Romans will be nice obedient friendly workers. For the man. Lord Myass.

vs. 22: Avoid the passions of youth... EQ

Fuck. Paul. These people believe what you say. It's a religion. You can't be saying shit like that.

Say. Don't fuck your life up with foolish actions.

But passion is a beautiful thing. And should be part of youth right on into old age.

As Franny's Grandfather told Franny's brother in Hotel New Hampshire. "Get obsessed and stay obsessed." John Irving. (not the plunderer of eastern canada)

chapter 03

It has been a chore working through Paul's lies and we are nearly through. Real acid trips await us.

So hang on. To your sex organs.

vs. 5: They will hold to the outward from of our religion, but reject its real power. EQ

Yup. Dat is true. They'll build big churches, using slaves or cheep labour. The wealth of the poor. They will build a world wide lie empire. And they will have Jesus hanging on a cross and say they are doing his work. And they are lieing, murdering thieves.

"But old people need church."

"No. Old people need people."

vs. 9: "But they will not get very far because everyone will see how stupid they are."

And Jesus Christ will be forced to come back to being Jesus Christ after 2,000 years and tell the believers how bloody stupid it is to believe.

Gods damn it. Not the it. The bloody religions and the business, war, around it.

vs. 12: Everyone who wants to live a godly life in union with Christ Jesus will be persecuted... EQ

By the assholes with Gold Fever.

vs. 16: All scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching the truth, rebuking error, correcting faults, and giving instruction for right living... EQ

This scripture has been inspired by many Gods. And this scripture, the Barbaralba Bible, not only rebukes all scriptures before it, for their obvious attempt to bury the truth. It also rebukes the new new testament and challenges the next generation to do it better.

With the blessings of Jesus H. Christ and the gods that made him and it so.


second timothy chapter 04