steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's first letter to the TIMOTHY

 

chapter 04

vs. 1: The Spirit says clearly that some people will abandon the faith in later times; they will obey lying spirits and follow the teachings of demons. 2. Such teachings are spread by deceitful liars, whose consciences are dead, as if burnt with a hot iron. EQ.

Obviously some will abandon whatever faith the uninformed put down as their version of what the world and universe was. We still don’t know so much about it. But we know enough to know that we knew even less not so very long ago. And if a notion is absurd, which is the basis of faith, then it is good when we finally abandon faith. Faith is for the ignorant. And the ignorant are destine to mental and physical slavery.

As for the demons we follow today, it is our new religion. Our belief that what they, those they people, the marketing maniacs, sell us is what we want. We spend most of our time having to have things that for a few years never existed. And it is all in the name of money.

Vs. 7: But keep away from those godless legends, which are not worth telling. Keep yourself in training for a godly life. EQ.

Paul is encouraging people to drop whatever traditions they have and get on the new wave. Much like the old wave. It hasn’t improved the situation much but it may have lead to the coming out of believing in anything era. Once the world sees how absurd it is to serve the super rich ruling class, we can get on with something closer to acceptable to the rest of life that is also on this planet.

vs. 12: Do not let anyone look down on you because you are young, but be an example for the believers in your speech, your conduct, your love, faith, and purity. EQ.

Don’t let anyone look down on you. And don’t look down on anyone else. Unless you are having sex. Then is it good to alternate position. That is of course a whole different thing.


chapter 05

Paul is being an ass. The maker of many rules.

vs. 6: But a widow who gives herself to pleasure has already died, even though she lives. EQ.

Paul. Fuck. What is your damage. Where do you get off telling people what to do and how to act. Passing random judgment. For Christ Sake. You want a theater of quiet submission to the laws you give after telling us to drop the Laws of Moses which said the same shit. To what end do you restrict us from having a little fun.

Vs. 9: Do not add any widow to the list of widows unless she is over sixty years of age. In addition, she must have been married only once 10. And have a reputation for good deeds: a woman who brought up her children well, received strangers in her home, performed humble duties for fellow-Christians, helped people in trouble, and devoted herself to doing good. EQ.

So. Let us question the only married once rule. Never mind the crazy age limit. A widow ain’t a widow till she is 60. What kind of a rule is that. And as for only marrying once. It is absurd. The longer we live the more likely it is that we will marry more than once, or have sexual partners more than once. And why the hell not. What is to say that a 3-year relationship is not a fine thing. Or two weeks.

vs. 17: The elders who do good work as leaders should be considered worthy of receiving double pay, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching. EQ.

You are a self-serving asshole. Paul.

Then he quotes the Torah completely out of context.

Many of the elders are full of shit. Ancestor worshippers. I rebuke them. Certainly there are many who have attained some wisdom and there is much they can teach. They are not holy or infallible.

vs. 20: Rebuke publicly all those who commit sins, so that the rest may be afraid. EQ.

“Afraid. Why the fuck should we continue to live in fear. Sins. Are we back with Moses. Isn’t the story that Christ wiped the sin concept clean.”

“Paul wants to propagate the idea that we are unworthy unless we follow his new rules. And it is always the same bullshit. Convince us we are bad and deserve our lot in life, shut the fuck up and pray for forgiveness and strength to endure until we are taken to the promised land that is flowing with rivers of milk full of antibiotics and Monsanto poisons and as long as we still have a few bees, honey.”

“What about bread and fish.”

Vs. 21: In the presence of God and of Christ Jesus and of the holy angels I solemnly call upon you to obey these instructions without showing any prejudice or favour to anyone in anything you do. EQ.

“In the presence of the fish, the sun and the beast angels I tell you do not obey the old rules of religious relics. Execute your common sense. The instinct that is your spirit. Your driving force. The force that is in you. For you are a beast angel. A blood and bone god. A conscious thinking creature with a big brain.


chapter 06

vs. 1: Those who are slaves must consider their masters worthy of all respect, so that no one will speak evil of the name of God and of our teaching. EQ.

Paul, goeth thou and fucketh thine selfeth. Slaves should be happy to be slaves and live in fear of their greedy masters. Not. Slaves should stand up for their animal given right to be free. When the time comes for the first to be last, the masters will have a terrible fall.

“Like Humpty Dumpty.”

vs. 2: ... You must teach and preach these things. 3. Whoever teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the true words of our Lord Jesus Christ and with the teaching of our religion... EQ.

Fuck you, Paul. You are a lying prick. You sound just like Moses. Either do as I tell you to do or die.

vs. 5: ... They think that religion is a way to become rich. EQ.

It is. One of the easiest most established methods of accumulating vast sums of bloody wealth. Tell lies, get rich. Religion is above the law, pays no tax, steels from the poor and makes slaves of the fools who are mesmerized by their Hocus Pocus clown show. And this we know for it is an examinable fact.

Telling lies is one of the biggest businesses on the planet. Next to plundering and pillaging. Raping the planet of resources with cheap labour.

“If you don’t get our petroleum based real fuckin’ expensive cream, you will never ever be sexy.”

Fuck the whole lot of you.

vs. 10: For the love of money is a source of all kinds of evil. EQ.

No shit. The love of money results directly in the Love of Lies and the hate for life. Rip up the earth and poison it and the air and water to extract oil to drive tanks and cars around the fucking planet. We are given jobs making products out of the poisons so we can buy the products that we make so that the rich can get richer and the planet can turn from a paradise to a hell. All for money. And the priests and lawyers, the marketers of lies, the warlords, the pricks ripping all the resources out of the earth as fast as they can. Myopic greedy pricks.

Gold fever. It is killing us.

vs. 13: I command you 14. to obey your orders... EQ.

Fuck off. I command you not to obey commands. Fuck the model of military rule.

vs. 16: He alone is immortal... EQ.

You are going to wish you weren’t, asshole.

Vs. 20: Timothy, keep safe what has been entrusted to your care. Avoid the profane talk and foolish arguments of what some people wrongly call “Knowledge.” 21. For some have claimed to possess it, and as a result they have lost the way of faith. EQ.

“Timothy, Paul is not God. He mocks knowledge and amuses himself with convincing the world to follow his Jewish rules. Faith is for fool. If we don’t drop faith and wake the fuck up and deal with the real, we will go the way of the dodo birds.”


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