steve howard's retelling of the new testament
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THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's first letter to the PHILIPPIANS

 

chapter 04

Paul tells everyone at Philippi, first Church in Europe, to be nice. Continue being nice. The Lord is coming soon.

“Lord Paul, or what.”

“I suspect he is referring to the fellow who attempts to put and end to Lords.”

“So he’s trying to piss off the Lord.”

“Backward thrust. And he ain’t a Lord.”

Vs. 9: Put into practice what you learnt and received from me, both from my words and from my actions. And the God who gives us peace will be with you. EQ.

“You’re wanted on the third eye, Baby.” Monster Magnet.

“Have you no shame.”

“Shame is an illusion. To make us forget we are free animals.”

And Paul says thanks for all the gifts.

Vs. 22: All God’s people here send greetings, especially those who belong to the Emperor’s palace. EQ.

“Prison sound like a really hard time.”

“Sound more like a fucking luxury resort.”

“Paul is full of shit.”


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