chapter 04

Here's a question. Were the Lords aliens. They mentioned the Gods coming to sex up the women in the Torah. More than once. They brought there DNA to mix with ours so we could stop being dumb primates.

Well, that would be science fiction. And this book is science fiction. Fantasy.

vs. 4: There is one body and one Spirit. EQ

Or. The earth is being used as a breeding ground for insane killer primates that will soon be picked up by aliens that use us for war games. Or they are here and playing war games.

Or we are a bunch of idiots.

Paul, you are being tedious.

vs. 17: In the Lord's name, then I warn you: do not continue to live like the heathen; whose thoughts are worthless. EQ

Paul. Fuck off. That's backwards to Jesus and you know it. Jesus was a heathen.

vs. 19: They have lost all feeling of shame. EQ

Well good for them. It took me 47 years. Shame is shit.

vs. 25: No more lying, then! EQ

chapter 05

It doesn't look like we'll get out of the shit storm.

vs. 4: Nor is it fitting for you to use language which is obscene, profane, or vulgar. EQ

Fuck you. All blasphemy will be forgiven except against the holy spirit. The life in us.

Paul goes on and on with God this the Lord that and light and these are the rules after telling us there was no more need of the Law.

vs 14:

Wake up, sleeper,
and rise from death,
and Christ will shine on you." EQ

Or the sun.

Paul tells us about husband and wife rules of conduct.

vs. 33: and every wife must respect her husband. EQ

Unless he is an asshole.

But the most vile lie is

vs. 25: Husbands, love your wives just as Christ loved the church and gave his life for it. EQ

Christ did not give his life for the church. The church didn't exist. It was then the synagogue and Christ was hopping mad about the bullshit Laws of Moses and the Sadducees and Pharisees.

He said no more religion. Get out of the church, the mosk, the synagogue and open your clouded over eyes and see life.

Life people. It is real. Your fucked up churches are not.

Get out before they fall on your heads.

chapter 06

vs :1: Children, it is your Christian duty to obey your parents, for it is the right thing to do. EQ

No. Listen, sure. Watch and learn. But most likely if your parents call themselves Christians they are cult freaks. Die and go to heaven insanity. Best not to obey.

Jesus sort of obeyed his parents but they didn't know what they said. Mom said watch my language. I did. But I still fuckin' cuss. And Dad told me to make the Bible mean whatever I want.

So here it is.

The Bible updated to make sense.

But I don't think it's what one would classify as obeying my parents. I was mostly a good boy. However.

vs. 5: Slaves, obey your human masters with fear and trembling... EQ

Fuck you, Paul. And fuck the assholes that make slaves of the 3rd world. Your reign is over. Watch it crumble.

"The revolution will not be televised."

Gil Scott-Heron

vs. 12: For we are not fighting against human beings but against the wicked spiritual forces in the heavenly world, the rulers, authorities, and cosmic powers of this dark age. EQ

No. The pricks are humans. They are insane megalomaniacs but they are humans.


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