chapter 01

Paul lets loose a shit storm. Dictates the framework for perceived reality. And he is way off the mark. He bases his conclusions on the Holy Scriptures. And this, for those not informed, is a collection of stories written by privileged men sitting in palaces and synagogues. They know very little of the world and nothing beyond it. They are ignorant of the workings of their own body. They hate women. They believe God is one male overlord that has made an exact plan. And even if they had only their own book to read, they would see this is not anywhere close to truth for God is simply mad.

The first thing he says that deserves a shit kickin’:

vs. 3: ... he was born a descendant of David: 4. as to his divine holiness... EQ.

People, this is brutal. David was a murdering tyrant and had millions of descendants. And countless ancestors that were related to every other creature on the planet. It is a fallacy to calculate which man descends from which man when for so long it was often not even the case. So many women have been raped by other men. And many women have chosen to have sex with other men. It is natural in almost every animal that the woman chooses her mate. And most choose more than one if they live a long enough life. And, for those who are unaware, same sex sex occurs in other animals as well. And even if it didn’t. We can choose. Heretics are free to make their own decisions. Take your Holy Laws and ram them up your ass. Stop cursing sex.

“He ain’t said nothing about sex yet.”

“He will. He will say something about everything and make everything a sin.”

And absolutely no one is holy. Jesus said. “I am not good.” He was a bastard that said flog the fuck off with your laws of slavery you scum from a sea of shit. And had sex with both sexes.

“All three.”

And we’ll say it over and over. The world is being raped. We are a bunch of ignorant whore slaves following random rules made by insane inbred pricks of the ruling class. No need to believe it. Open your eyes and see it.

“Wasn’t Paul a poor man.”

“Bullshit. He came from the ruling class. A priest son of a priest. They were well taken care of by the royalty. For they were and are their marketing of the big fucking lie that God has chosen the ruling class to be the ruling class and the rest of life their foot stole.”

In the western world we collect plastic shit and amass debt so that we must work for the man most of our lives. In the less fortunate parts of the world they are left to rot while they are being robbed by the ruling class.

And the only real business is plunder. For mineral resources. And this is a reckless abuse of life. Slave every day to pillage the finite resources of the earth and turn everything into money. It is still a system of the super rich ruling class, their religious whores and military force. And classes of slaves. Otherwise known as workers.

vs. 9: God is my witness that what I say is true... EQ.

There is no God to witness. There is Life. And if we take that as a witness. Religion is an evil lie to protect the wealthy. And ownership is a lie. It is not true that a company that forces its way to an oil reserve owns it. That is plundering thievery. And murder. Most of the wars that still rage are all about steeling resources. Religion is just a big ugly smoke screen.

vs. 14: For I have an obligation to all people, to the civilized and to the savage, to the educated and to the ignorant. EQ.

“Who you calling savage, you propagator of inhuman slavery. Fuck you.”

He is purposely making me angry. The missionaries with their shiny smiles prance into cultures older than their own and tell them they are wrong. Savages because they don’t have a monotheistic dictatorship friendly religion. The missionaries tell them Jesus wants them to drop everything and believe the world is 6 thousand years old. Obey and sing some songs about God and give us your fucking resources and enjoy your poverty that we leave you for Jesus likes it when you are robbed of your resources and can make a few childrenraping pricks in the first world really rich.

“Relax man.”

“I am fucking relaxed.”

“You don’t sound it.”

“What about the flogging dinosaur bones. And the expanding at light speed universe. Shall we say the devil did it to test us. God fucking with us. Fuck the fucking missionary lying pricks.”

First the missions
Then the schools
Then the lawyers
Then the rules

Fuck. I hate the propagation of ignorance.

“It was just a test, to see if anyone would dare question authority.”

Jesus laughed.

vs. 16: I have complete confidence in the gospel; it is God’s power to save all who believe, first the Jews and also the Gentiles. EQ.

People. How bloody stupid are you. Law. Moses, the killer. Laws. Gold laws. Gold. Gold is the God of the world. Everyone killing to get shares in the pile of Gold. Or any other finite resource.

You do not own this planet you murdering pricks. And you will be removed with extreme prejudice. This can no longer be tolerated.

We must decentralize. We must find resources that are not finite. And more than anything, we must stop the bald face lies.

The fish have spoken.

But Paul will not shut the fuck up.

Vs. 26: Because they do this, God has given them over to shameful passions. Even the women pervert the natural use of their sex by unnatural acts. 27. In the same way the men give up natural sexual relations with women and burn with passion for each other. Men do shameful things with each other, and as a result they bring upon themselves the punishment they deserve for their wrongdoing. EQ.

And any asshole that thinks ass fucking is a crime to receive sulfuric warfare needs a punch in the face as well.

vs. 29: They are filled with all kinds of wickedness, evil, greed, and vice; they are full of jealousy, murder, fighting, deceit, and malice. They gossip hateful to God, insolent, proud, and boastful; they think of more ways to do evil; they disobey their parents; 31. They have no conscience; they do not keep their promises, and they show no kindness of pity for others. EQ.

“Paul, your murdering, lying prick.”

“Never mind man. He is just trying to piss you off.”

“Well, he is doing a damn good job of it.”


chapter 02

Dualistic apologetics. Based purely on foundationless assumptions. Paul is setting down the new Law just like the old Law for the Church of Rome. He goes on about Jews and their law and Gentiles without the Jewish law and if you obey the law you will have eternal life. If you don’t, God will pour out his anger and fury. Suffering and pain.

Vs. 13. For it is not by hearing the Law that people are put right with God, but by doing what the Law commands. 14. The Gentiles do not have the Law; but whenever they do by instinct what the Law commands, they are their own law, even though they do not have the Law. EQ.

“That makes it clear.”

The Good News Bible uses the word instinct. Other translations won’t. They will use the word nature or something similar. Because instinct was not understood. At least not fully.

Paul is doing the work of Moses. Jesus and John had rejected the laws of Moses and the holiness of the Jews. Paul is trying to convince the followers of his religion that obeying the law is what matters most. And since it takes a brain to be a heretic, Paul will convince many that it is better to serve the law in this life so you can have eternal life with God being happy with you forever. And you don’t have to think about it. And if you don’t follow the Law, God will torture and torment you. Forever.

This is called dualism. Either one way or the other. Only two choices.

“My way or the highway.”

To hell.

He started out the chapter with don’t judge but does exactly that.

Vs. 21: You teach others – why don’t you teach yourself? You preach, “Do not steal” – but do you yourself steal? 22. You say, “Do not commit adultery” – but do you commit adultery? You detest idols – but do you rob temples? 23. You boast about having God’s law – but do you bring shame on God by breaking his law? 24. The scripture says, “Because of you Jews, the Gentiles speak evil of God.” EQ.

“Sounds like he is judging quite hard.”

“Well, he is God. And God can judge.”

“What, the devil is God.”

“Only the devil would have an ego that demanded that no other gods were before him. A real god would not be a tyrant.”

“Is that apologetics.”

Vs. 25: If you obey the Law, your circumcision is of value; but if you disobey the Law, you might as well never have been circumcised. EQ.

“He certainly has a thing for penises being circumcised.”

“He is obsessed with penises because he is impotent and wishes he could have sex with little boys.”

“Why little boys.”

“Just a guess.”

“Well, it is a bad guess. I think it is quite clear he prefers real men.”

“That’s a relief.”

Vs. 27: And so you Jews will be condemned by the Gentiles because you break the Law, even though you have it written down and are circumcised; but they obey the Law, even though they are not physically circumcised. 28. After all, who is a real Jew, truly circumcised? EQ.

He goes on in this vain and in the end, the man whose heart is circumcised is the one God likes.

“What does that mean.”

“It likely means very little. The Bible is written to put the reader to sleep so the reader will just accept it and believe.”

“Well that’s stupid.”

“Yes, to believe a book that you can’t understand is about as stupid as it gets.”

“So most of the people on the planet are stupid.”

“You said it.”

I had a dream when I was young. In my dream there was a beach. And the sky was blue; the tall grass on the dunes was green. The wooden house was white. The ocean licked the sand. It was a picture of pleasant solitude and beauty.

Then darkness came. A perpetual darkness that was not night. The house faded quickly and fell away, the water turned from clear to dark. It had lost its life and no longer could hold the creatures. They crawled up on the beach to escape the sea but quickly died on the land.

After all had died there was a skull. Like a large rabbit skull with a beak like a big bird of prey. It rose up off the ground with a backbone of light that quickly became its backbone. And after the backbone had formed it became a body. It looked like a shorthaired mammoth great lizard. It came into being screaming rejection in the darkness. Its first reaction to finding itself in a world of near darkness was to sink its jaws into the neck of a like creature beside it. Ripping the life from it.

Paul. You are an asshole just like Moses.

God this. God that. The Laws of Moses to get one right with God.

Don’t move. Don’t touch. Work your whole life for the man. Keep your mouth shut or go to hell under the direct route of the sword.

Well, fuck you. Stop talking about Jews as if they existed separate from Gentiles. It’s a bloody big con.

There are no Jews. It is a declaration of eternal hate. Your bullshit Jew game. Fucking idiot God chosen race eternal racism lie. There is one species of humans. One. Race. It isn’t a fucking race. Slow the fuck down and stop looking to define everything. And own everything.

Bitch.

We are all animals. Suffocating together on a toxic wasteland that should be a paradise. Because tyrants keep the masses ignorant and rob the planet of its wealth. Unless it is the revenge of the dinosaur there is no excuse for this plundering and poisoning of the planet. And if it is the revenge of the dinosaurs, well fuck the fuck off.

Fucking religions. Fucking plunder war business. The accumulation of capital through lies, war and plunder. Rapists and murderers of women and children. Fuck you.

You are enemy number one. Fucking holy liars.

Shut the fuck up about circumcision.

Shut the fuck up about God and Law.

God. Stop using that word. Misleading Pricks.


chapter 03

vs. 1: Have the Jews then any advantage over the Gentiles? Or is there any value in being circumcised? 2. Much, indeed, in every way! In the first place, God trusted his message to the Jews. But what if some of them were not faithful? Does this mean that God will not be faithful? 4. Certainly not! God must be true, even though every man is a liar. EQ.

It’s nice of AH Paul to include that. So that we know that he, even though he is Paul the Super Jew, is a Godsdamn liar.

Paul talks so much shit I find it difficult to do anything with it.

“Use it as fertilizer.”

“Good idea.”

He is establishing the fundamental ground rules for the organized crime syndicate called the Roman Church.

The Roman Empire fell. My ass. The murdering thieving pricks are still the priests of the Vatican. The ruling class is still the ruling class. We still work for the man.

“What man.”

“There are a few. Rothschild family is a good example. They have stolen a good portion of the world’s wealth.”

And the Pope is, from the first to the last.

Always the Anti-Christ.

Vs. 7: But what if my untruth serves God’s glory by making his truth stand out more clearly? EQ.

“Now that’s a good point.”

“Clear as freshly fallen shit.”

Vs. 8: Why not say, then, “Let us do evil so that good may come”? Some people, indeed, have insulted me by accusing me of saying this very thing! They will be condemned, as they should be. EQ.

“Paul, that sounds like judgment.”

“Who are you to judge my judging.”

“Jesus H. Christ. Paul, you are truly mad.”

“So do you condemn me.”

“Not I. I will merely kick the shit out of your gibberish. If you don’t mind.”

“That’s what it was written for.”

Jesus Christ is pissed. Under the authority of the fish. Your religion will be ripped open and exposed for the lie that it is.

I was eleven. My friends came with me to a Christian magic show for kids at the church on a Saturday morning. Simple dualist apologetics. And at the end, the cult freak tells the kids they can be saved and go to heaven.

“That sounds cool.”

And it didn’t cost anything. A free ticket to heaven. All we had to do was go on up to the front and get prayed upon.

So Mike and Jamie wanna go up. Get saved. It sounded like fun to them. Kenny don’t wanna go up. It seemed a little weird for him. I told him to forget it then. If he didn’t wanna, it made no sense. But I figure I got to do it sometime so I go up too. Even though I didn’t wanna. Even it the thought scared the shit out of me.

So the man prayed for all the kids that were convinced it was good to be saved. Then we got to talk with a deacon and pray again. That was it. Whatever it was it didn’t seem to do much.

And a few weeks later I got baptized in a tank of water at the front of the church. To show I was willing to be a member of the go to heaven when you die club. It seemed all a little weird but the pastor was real cool. Didn’t seem too freaky. So I come out into the tank of water wearing the baptism robe and he says the things he gotta say. Does a prayer for all to hear. Suffer little children to come on to me and the rest of it.

“In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit.”

Then he dunked me.

Then I go dry off, put on my clothes, take the back stairs down to the basement and come back to the sanctuary and sit back down on a pew. And I feel eyes on me. On my neck. So I looked around to see the twins looking at me. It was the strangest thing to see their blank looks. Like a double vision of a curious coma.

What the hell is going on here. I thought I was supposed to be part of this thing now. What have I been saved from.

Was the whole thing a fake. Or did it simply not work on me.

On another day, our pastor asked anyone if they wanna give a testimony.

Not me, I wasn’t going to testify that I got saved at a cheesy magic show because I thought I better get the thing over with. Do what was expected of the son of Baptist parents.

Well, this girl I thought was pretty cool, stood up. My first fear was that she would say something crazy. And she did. She told us all when she was a little girl she saw a picture of Jesus on the cross and knew it was to be the life for her. She wanted to be one of his.

Baa.

What the hell do you mean. You saw a picture and you were sold on joining the believer’s club. Belief was obviously a mind disease. It really worried me.

“God created the world and everything in it and about it 6 thousand years ago.”

“What. Were dinosaurs on the ark with Noah.”

“All the animals and birds.”

“300,000,000 species of animals. Tyrannosaurus Rexes and Bunnies hanging out on a boat for 10 months with Noah. Everything killed by God because he didn’t like anyone but Noah.”

“God can do anything.”

“Can he make the believers wake the fuck up.”

“If he wanted to.”

“So God wants people to stay ignorant believers.”

“You have been reading the wrong books. The devil has put crazy ideas in your head.”

Hitler said. And showed. The more impossible the lie, the more people will believe it and lay down their lives to protect it. While the murdering tyrants rape the planet, tie it up with fences, poison it. Teach us to hate and kill each other because we follow different random rituals.

This is not a sane situation people.

Vs. 20: For no one is put right in God’s sight by doing what the Law requires; what the Law does is to make man know that he has sinned. EQ.

“Fuck, Paul, make up your bloody mind.”

“You just gotta believe in Jesus Christ.”

“What the hell does that mean.”

Vs. 26: In the past he was patient and overlooked people’s sins; but in the present time he deals with their sins, in order to demonstrate his righteousness. In this way God shows that he himself is righteous and that he puts right everyone who believes in Jesus. EQ.

“What. Are you fucking kidding. He over looked people sins, my ass. He was justification for catastrophes and genocide. He wiped out the whole bloody planet shortly after he created it. God is a murdering tyrant.”

Vs. 31: Does this mean that by this faith we do away with the Law? No, not at all; instead, we uphold the Law. EQ.

“What. So being save by the grace of God through Jesus Christ his only son who was nailed on the cross to save us from our sins means fuck all now.”

“Obey or go to hell.”

“Go fuck yourself.”


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