steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Gospel According to JOHN

 

chapter 16

The Holy Spirit is Language. It is a living thing. In us and beyond us. It is manifested in every cell. Every sound. It is of the universe and is the universe.

Vs. 4: “I did not tell you these things at the beginning, for I was with you. 5. But now I am going to him who sent me, yet none of you asks me where I am going. 6. And now that I have told you, your hearts are full of sadness, 7. But I am telling you the truth: it is better for you that I go away, because if I do not go, the Helper will not come to you. But if I do go away, then I will send him to you. 8. And when he comes, he will prove to the people of the world that they are wrong about sin and about what is right and about God’s judgement. 9. They are wrong about sin, because they do not believe in me; 10. they are wrong about what is right, because I am going to the Father and you will not see me any more; 11. and they are wrong about judgement, because the ruler of this world has already been judged.” EQ.

There are many who think there is a hidden code in the Bible. In a way, there is. If studied long enough and compared long enough to enough secular knowledge, it becomes clear. The writers want to make it clear that the system of endless war and plunder capitalism and religious paranoid morals is a big scam.

Someone, sometime, will be born into a family where the book is considered holy and that person will see, instinctively, that it is far from it. It is rather, an obvious warning that the ruler, better said, rulers of this world are bad news. The birth pains of coming into consciousness. We will overcome.

They have stolen our ability to see.

Everything is backwards.

No luxury is above air, water and land. A spoken language is a real luxury.

And people who use language to propagate lies.

Must be removed.

We matter.

Vs. 13: He will not speak on his own authority, but he will speak of what he hears, and will tell you of things to come. 14. He will give me glory, because he will take what I say and tell it to you. EQ.

So be it.

vs. 25: “I have used figures of speech to tell you these things. But the time will come when I will not use figures of speech, but will speak to you plainly about the Father.” EQ.

So is it.


chapter 17

Understand that it must be understood that Jesus had made a very important point about the established royal demons.

“And what the flog was that.”

“They gotta go. Gold is not God.”

“Are you God.”

“Is anything not God.”

And if we haven’t made it clear, it was and still is and should not be.

A man’s world. And it cannot be the world of the ruling class.

It is everyone’s world. Including the fish. And the men’s club may no longer rule.

It was a mistake in evolution. Evolution does not want them to remain in the system. They are the backwards of how it shall be. The mirror that shows us the danger of that road. They are the screams of the birth canal. They are the raging river of lava that will cool and become rock. They are the gorge we must bridge. They are death incarnate. They are the last days of hell.

“They might not like you saying so.”

“They too wait to be freed from their hell of being the hateful warlords of myopia. Their hell is more real than any other. They will also want to become part of the expanding paradise that is soon to spread throughout the reaches of the galaxy.”

“And these are the things to come that Jesus was hinting at.”

“He, the writers, knew that we were still on our way. That we were not to stop. Ever. Life is a trip, not a destination.”

It is the end of the world as we know it. Not the planet. The planet has a few billion years let, maybe 5 or 6. The world that is over is the world of lies and grand illusions. The world of mute obedience to tyrannical laws and hypocritical myopic religion. The idea of ownership will become obsolete. It is written. It is our story. We have made it so.

The ruling class has made a world of slaves and owners. Though they likely are too blinded with their gold fever to know it, they have stolen paradise. They have blinded us to the eternal. They have crippled countless gods early in their growing. But it is but a short time, a few thousand years. They are the reckless children who abused their powers and their theater is over.

Evolution makes mistakes. It is the nature of the elements to attempt, without knowing, all that can be. And when something can no longer be, it is wiped out by what can be. And the world as it is can no longer be. It is an evolutionary process. Our instinct. Our language. Will not allow that the ruling class rules us into extinction. They will relinquish their stolen wealth for the resources of the planet do not belong to any one. Or any few. Either they hand over their wealth or it will be taken from them.

Bunch of pricks, all of them.

vs. 15: “I do not ask you to take them out of the world, but I do ask you to keep them safe from the Evil One.” EQ.

It is a common mistake in the holy books that they forget the ‘s’. It is typical of dyslexics. Evil Ones. And evil, in real reality is not from a real place called Hell. Hell is a concept. A part of the story. A way to picture the backwards of how we can have it. Evil, and in English this is very clear, is the backwards of live. It is profit of the few through hate rather than a real paradise for all through love.

Life sends out its creatures to understand what life is and what it was. So that those in the darkened sleeping world will bloody well wake up and accept the Kingdom of Life. That cannot and will not.

Be owned by a bunch of hateful myopic monkeys.

The world will soon be full of life again. A garden paradise. Here. Not somewhere beyond. And we won’t have to wonder who we are. We will know that we are and what we are.

Because it will be obvious when it has been spoken. When the message has been made clear.

And the fish said.

“Don’t worry mate. Nothing is really dead.”

Let go of your belief. You will see it. The eternal now.

vs. 20: “I pray that they may all be one.” EQ.


chapter 18

John’s version of the arrest is again very different from the varying gospels. Perhaps the intention is to make it impossible to believe the story. We must remember that until recently, very few ever read the book. There have been many partial translations over the years but not very many people could read. Most people were told what the story meant once a week in a church. And it was understood that no one was to question the authority of the book. With punishment of death. And the Popes were always adamant about this.

Adamant included taking bones out of the ground to burn and smash them. The popes feared that anyone would understand that, in simple terms, religion is a hoax.

“It’s a time bomb. Just waiting for someone to read through the tedious going around and around in circles. Vague nonsense. With one clear message. The lawyers and priest are the dirty whores of the evil warlords that have raped and plundered the wealth of the planet. And inflicted world wide slavery and poverty of body and soul.”

“A bad joke.”

“It may take a long time to be able to laugh at it.”

vs. 4: Jesus knew everything that was going to happen to him. EQ.

Jesus knew because it had been planned. Or for the realists. So written.

In this version of the story there are Roman soldiers. And Jesus is not kissed by Judas and Peter has a sword and chops off an ear. The right one. Of a slave named Malchus.

Roman soldiers with their commanding officer to arrest a man that had broken no Roman laws.

It simply is not true. Not to the other gospels and not to history. And Pilate did not take time out from his day to have a chat with Jesus. Unless he had a vested interest in the event. And that would only make sense if it was the plan of the Roman Empire to make the Roman church and that didn’t really happen till 300 years later when the mad dictator Constantine decided to make a major event of the story. Why he did it, we won’t get into that. But Christianity likely never would have been, had he not made it a state approved, with no compromise, theater. A war against pagans and women. The end of reason and knowledge of the plant world. Herbal medicine.

But we digress.

Vs. 22: When Jesus said this, one of the guards there slapped him and said, “How dare you talk like that to the High Priest!” EQ.

Simply absurd. This book is so obviously Jewish and we haven’t even got to the super Jew Paul yet.

To put it simply, it embarrasses me that my fellow humans have bought into such a crock of shit.

Well, to stick to the bullshit story. Pilate thought Jesus was okay and wanted to set him freed according to the Jewish custom.

“What.”

The Roman Empire playing up to the laws and customs of the Jews.

Outrage.

And who the hell was Barabbas the bandit. What the fuck is going on here. Everyone loved Jesus; then a day later they all wanted him killed.

And something else, John, unless I missed it, didn’t mention John The Baptist loosing his head. And where the hell is Herod. The inconsistencies are so blatant I can only imagine that it is intentional. Any half-ass editor could have gone through the stories and fixed the obvious inconsistencies within the story. Never mind with the physical universe. Which for real does really exist for 13.7 billion years. Hate religions for about 3 or 4 thousand. Where the fuck is the perspective.

So why didn’t they fix it, all those monks masturbating and fucking one another up the ass on weekends. There, in their stone hotels. Reading the stories and rewriting them.

“I know why.”

“Pray tell.”

“It is a demonstration of power. Demon being a key word. It shows that religious hocus pocus can make mockery of common sense. It shows that morons will hold onto mute obedience rather than question. It shows that the rulers don’t give a fuck how inconsistent the laws or religion are. It’s just an ape game. A mad sorority. The Men’s Club. The revenge of the dinosaurs.”

“Fuck off about the dinosaurs.”

“It shows us that a fairy tale, backed by police state, has more authority than billions of years of evolution and instinct.”

“Well fuck that. Herewith are all religions declared null and void. Believers will be put in therapy and taught the history of the planet. The will go to excavations and watch dinosaur bones dug out of multi million year old rock. They will be forced to read the book they claim to believe and forced to write book reports until they wake the fuck up and stop propagating such pathetic shit.”

“Good idea.”

Vs. 20: “... I have never said anything in secret.” EQ.


john chapters 19 - 21