steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Gospel According to JOHN

 

chapter 13

Nothing matters more than our language.

“Watch your language, Jesus H.”

“That’s what I’m here for, Mom. It is what I am. The messenger.”

John tells us that Jesus got naked then put a towel around his waste and took a basin of water and washed the feet of the twelve disciples.

Simon Peter was opposed to it and Jesus told him either he got his feet washed or he would get thrown out of the club. This is nutty. The whole thing is nutty. Sure, we are being shown that Jesus humbled himself before the others but still, it is nutty.

Religion is nutty. Belief is mad.

One god would be the most tedious insane being in the universe. Continually creating and destroying. A heartless dictator.

“Ha ha. I am God. The owner of the universe. I’ll do whatever I want. Let’s see. Let’s make dinosaurs then wipe them out and then when I get bored I’ll make humans and make women the slaves of men and all men the slaves of my favorite pack of murdering thieves. Then I’ll let them multiply then kill most of them. Then I’ll let them do it again and then I’ll torture them a few thousand years. And I’ll make Gentiles so my pack can have something to murder forever.”

Evolution wills us to be many. There will be or may be many gods. There is no one true anything. If there were a one almighty God it would be necessary to kill it.

For those contemplating reincarnation, don’t ask who you were in your last life. There is only one life and everything in it is in it. We have all been Moses, Jacob, Judas and Jesus. It is a character sketch. It is a picture of us. We are made on stories. In the beginning there were words around the camp fire.

“Why are we here.”

“Who are you.”

The question is not Why. It is How.
The question is not who. It is what.

Learn how to see.

Instinct has been beaten out of us by the Priests and Lawyers. Before the advent of violent dictatorships back before Ab, Issac and Jacob decided to define a new reality of servitude. The world wide shopping mall of obedience.

Judas is picked by Jesus. Openly before the others. To go and tell, go and bring, the Jewish Priests.

Vs. 26: Jesus answered, “I will dip some bread in the sauce and give it to him; he is the man.” So he took a piece of bread, dipped it, and gave it to Judas. EQ.

John tells us that Judas is the son of Simon Iscariot. The other gospels tell us that Judas is the brother of Jesus.

vs. 27: “Satan entered him.”

Why does John stick this in. There is no real Satan that jumps into.

There are penises. And I’m certain I am not the first to notice that the whole thing looks a little suspiciously like a sex film. And this would be a good thing.

The world would be a better place if there were no social laws against social freedom of choice.


chapter 14

Jesus talks about the big house he has and all are welcome to come visit in the Toscana.

vs. 11: “I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. 12. My commandment is this: love one another, just as I love you.” EQ.

This doesn’t have to mean sex. But it could.

One man clapping in the wilderness makes no nothin’. So listen up and get it.

vs. 10: “Do you not believe, Philip, that I am in the Father and the Father is in me? The words that I have spoken to you,” Jesus said to his disciples, “do not come from me. The Father, who remains in me, does his own work.” EQ.

I know that what I know is not my knowledge but a collection of many who have gone before and many who are here and also take a serious interest in putting an end to the evident lie we live in. Slavery.

Everything is religion. Especially the media. Tell you if you don’t do like they say, have a special stripe on your shoes. A thing on your shirt. It is all symbolism. From the synagogue to Hollywood. We are no less blind than 2,000 years ago.

And we must drop our religions and know that this is the kingdom of gods.

Vs. 17: He is the spirit who reveals the truth about God. EQ.

The real. The life.

The theater has run its course. We have learned the message.

Never again, as the young gods of the universe, will we believe.

Always act.

My father and grandfather are in me. My mother and grandmother are in me. I see them all. All the people I ever met. They are in me and are part of me. The animals are in me. The fish. The trees. How they think is part of how I think. They are the many mirrors that show me the many sides of me.

No one is one. We are. We must return to the campfire and talk about it.

So that we all, as one, quickly see a solution to a life and death situation for the planet. Certainly we must be blind if we do not act. A church in your town is indication that something is seriously wrong with your community.

For Christ’s sake, it would be better to make bingo halls of them.

Better yet would be to simply stop talking shit. Because Jesus will keep coming until there in no more belief.

It is a very serious mutation that must be bred out of us.

Do not ignore the fact that you have an asshole.

The machines can become a singularity.

We must all try to be different.

Vs. 22: Judas (not Judas Iscariot) said, “Lord, how can it be that you will reveal yourself to us and not to the world?” EQ.

Jesus Laughed.

“The world does not want to see.”

“I love you.”


chapter 15

Don’t look for Jesus, he is a story, look for your instinct and Jesus is there. Jesus is like Batman or Superman. He is part of the stories that give the oppressed hope. The super hero that fights against the mighty enemy. And in all our stories the mighty enemy is always the same. The tyrants with the stolen power.

In the Jesus story the big bad enemy is organized religion and the system of law made to keep the masses paranoid. The scary police state. Killing any that put the power of the lords in question.

The story is fiction but it is also our story. The characters are us.

The sky is open.

John goes on about I am in the father and the father is in me. This time Jesus is telling the story with a vine and its branches. And again, we must suggest that the vine is the tree of life. And the tree of life is in us. It is billions of years of evolution and as many years instinct. We are the leaves on the tree of life.

Vs. 11: “I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. 12. My commandment is this: love one another, just as I love you. EQ.

Now this is an interesting command from a super hero. Many have demanded justice whereby justice is most often confused with revenge. A reason to kill. And now we have a super hero to remind us that the love that we are capable of because of evolution that has given us the capacity needs be approached honestly.

Now the world breeds hate because it is profitable to the ruling class. War demands the investment of weapons. And these days that means debt to the most scary monster that this world has seen.

Debt. Huge debt to the lords of hell. The overlords of hell.

From one of hell’s overlords, Mayer Amschel Bauer (1744 -1812), Godfather of the Rothschild Banking Cartel of Europe

“Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes the laws.”

And the prick will insure that he, his holy family, has the most of it and won’t give a flying fuck how many starve to death. It is no secret that that one family has the resources to eliminate poverty. And why don’t they. Because they are hell’s overlords. Devolution. A vile mutation.

And for something completely different.

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion." Arthur C Clark

“Can we get back to Jesus now.”

“Sorry. Just a little sidetracked.”

Vs. 18: “If the world hates you, just remember that it has hated me first.” EQ.

John’s story is quite different from the other three gospels that are different from one another. And what it comes down to, and you can quote me on this. The other three consumed copious amounts of alcohol while fabricating their contribution to religious mind fuck text. Whereas John consumed copious amount of hallucinogenic drugs, such as mushrooms. Moldy bread can also have a similar affect.

Vs. 26: ‘They hated me for no reason at all.’ EQ.

Okay, back to evolution on account it is the father that they are talking about. There may be priests and such that argue the point but we know that they are the whores of the warlords. The servants of hell’s overlords. The ruling class. The fucking owners. The bloodsucking vampires.

We will be the gods. And we will abandon religion. And ownership will be, is with this knowledge, revoked.

“What makes you think we will be or are the gods.”

“It is evident in the nature of the father that is in me. Evolution may rely on chance but it is not random or chaotic.”

It is 13.7 billion years of heading that direction that makes them inevitable. As inevitable as life. Life needs a long time and many particular conditions before it gets out of the ice and water. It takes billions of years in a new universe to chance upon big enough planets with heavy enough elements.

In an apparently very impersonal way, for it is likely there is no such thing as a person the first 13.69 billion years, the universe longs for gods. With out them the universe is in all sense of real, not really real. It’s not a religious notion. Everything is evolution. And once the gods get a glimpse, which is now, they will take hold of the real and control their evolution. Clean up the messy genetic code. Take from the tree of life and live forever. There is the inevitable end of each universe. But by then, for it is already clear to some, we will know that we will find ourselves in the next. About 13 or 14 billion years after the next one, or another one, gets started.

“Or we make the next one with the nature that is most likely to allow us back in.”

“There is likely no difference. We are the nature of the universe. I am in the universe and the universe is in me.”

The suns the moons the planets all have had a long hard and senseless hell to go through.

To get to us. The beings not yet aware they are the gods that must die and be born again countless times to mutate and adapt.

Don’t hate it. Hell is us becoming what we by nature already are. Love it. The gods will not be warlords. Warlords will not be gods.

The holy spirit is real. It is language. It’s the nature of life. And anyone who has been in a rain forest or a jungle or an open Savannah knows it is real and not religious hocus pocus.

Heaven is here and now and can be a paradise.

What gods do in paradise, I don’t know. But I would like to find out.

And so would my friends who stayed in the rivers, lakes and oceans.

They may be individually less apt to write a book. But they do communicate. We have all been amazed by a flock of fish swimming as one.

They do that with a small brain and instinct. Knowledge has not come along to stamp out instinct. It is an extension.

Do not insult the fish with man made poisons and stop plundering the ocean of obviously intelligent life forms. Air breathing very old creatures. They know we are here.

They know it is us gone mad and left our instinct.

If we want to eat fish, they need to have a place to be.

As do we.

Vs. 27: And you, too, will speak about me, because you have been with me from the very beginning. EQ.

Fish.


john chapters 16 - 18