chapter 10
Okay people, a little history lesson to understand the nature of Kings at the time of the writing of the Jesus Christ conspiracy.
Kings were and are almost always with likely few exceptions, save Jesus, real rich from murdering and plundering. They have no reverence for life other than their own. And they really like to make babies. Like the lion. Kill babies of other fathered children to make room for the new lion's babies. It is how it was and ask any honest man and he'll tell you he believes it. It is the nature of a man. A woman may be happy with only a few men.
Solomon is said to have 400 wives and 600 concubines. Which means a 1,000 women. And he could. He was the son of David. The great murdering King of plunder.
This we accept as holy. And worship the god of the most vile murdering tyrants.
'Cause we are stupid.
And I'll tell you one real good reason to make having sex with only your spouse, a law to be burned by.
The king wants the first kid. Not as a bloody burnt offering, for christ sake. He wants to have her virginity on the wedding night.
And this is part of the evidence I bring forward to suggest that the blood line father of Jesus was not David through his father Joseph.
But his father Herod.
And when you understand that that could be true, for it no longer matters if it is or isn't, you will understand why Jesus Christ is said to have said that adultery is a sin. He didn't even believe in sin. The writers of the godless book are paid by the horny Kings.
For Christ Sake.
Then he says be nice to kids again.
And rich people shouldn't try to take their camel to heaven.
"No he didn't."
"Yes he did. He also said. Bloody hell, I think I stepped on a nail."
What Jesus said.
Jesus is dead, listen to me.
I only want 6 or 80 wives. 12 men. 4 singing eunuchs. And good weather. With god, everything is possible. So let's get with god.
First we gotta become them. Then there will be no laws. Just physics. Who knows. It might be boring. I suggest we take our time and enjoy this procreating and dieing game.
Jesus tells his boys again how his death will be staged.
They don't understand the difference between staged and reality. And how reality will always bust down bloody lies. I raise a hat to Jesus for seeing as much as he did.
This time James and John, real blood brothers, or half brothers. Usually the king, like Moses, took only the first son. And we know kings existed. One like Moses did for sure. But Moses was at least almost completely fiction.
Which makes religion very absurd.
Sorry.
They left their mother at home this time. Mark, I believe, did not like women one little bit. Not like a homosexual that took no sexual interest, or little in women, but like Moses, a man who hated women.
And I bet I ain't the first to see it.
It's the right and left side in the kingdom of God on heaven with Jesus question.
"Flogging, whipping mountain of pigeon excrement, you thick skulled Jewish dimwits. An evil tyrant will take a throne and rob from heaven to believe he has the power.
But I have told you again and again. The riches of heaven are not the accumulation of slaves and gold.
Goddamn it.
Were you not listening this whole time."
"Sorry. Jesus."
Everyone at that time would suspect Jesus was the son of Herod. He was too important a figure not to be and not be assassinated.
But out of respect for Mary, who technically and in real reality, was raped by Herod.
They called out to him. vs. 47: "Jesus! Son of David ..." End Quote.
Through his mother, he was the son of David. David was a typical lion. He killed all of Saul's family to replace it with his.
They all thought of themselves as lions. For us perhaps hard to understand because we have heard it told we are now civilized.
Wrong. More by a bit. But not really and still with the 3rd world slave to the first. It is still a brutal Imperial Kingdom of war politics.
And you can bet your ass that there are soldiers from the tribe of America planting seeds around the globe.
It's a little pathetic. On the other hand, it makes it real easy to do it better. Anything would count.
Then a blind man comes, get's healed. Jesus says go, so he follows.
chapter 11
So Jesus tells his disciples to go to the home of his friend Darwin called Charles and tell him Jesus needs a colt. Mark wants it to be an ass never sat on by a human.
So they go and Charles is in preparing tea for his friend, called Fredrich named Nietzsche.
"What are you doing there."
"Picking up an ass for Jesus Christ."
"Jesus Christ. Hey Charlie, you want these guys taking your ass for Jesus Christ."
"Hi. Peter."
"Hi Charlie. Jesus needs your ass for the ride into Jerusalem show."
"All right. Good luck to you. I hope he pulls it off. It will make explaining that the world is much older than 6,000 years much easier."
"I'll tell him you said so."
"We're all with him, tell him, the worshipping of lies must come to and end. Long live Jesus."
Fred and Darwin laughed and gave the disciples food and tea.
Then it came to pass that Jesus rode on in to Washington on an ass to perform one of the most famous shows in written history.
Gideon quote vs. 10: "Blessed be the kingdom of our father David, that cometh in the name of the Lord: Hosanna in the highest." End Quote
That is worth reading twice. I'll wait.
Okay.
Kingdom of David. A friend asked if the king of the Jews was for real or a jab at the guy on the cross.
Yes and yes. And nothing compared to the reality of a Jewish bastard child ripping a big gaping hole in the side of the God lie.
Any bastard child from anywhere that rips a hole in the side of the sinking god lie is a man after the will of Jesus.
Blessed be those who know Jesus.
Tear down the temples.
Or make community halls of them.
And Mark makes a complete mess of the curse a fig tree story. He makes Jesus look like a brat punk ass ignoramus.
Mark was not a happy man. Matthew was much brighter. A man whose company one could enjoy. Mark is much too retentive.
And then Jesus, after his ass to Jerusalem ride had been performed, walked into the synagogue and kicked over chairs, maybe with humans on them.
"What. Did Moses make a law to burn pigeons so the priest can make extra cash."
"Ya."
"Well flog it. Get out. And take your stinking street shitters with you."
"Blasphemy."
Then the stupid logic, how come you can say things. Who are you.
"Who was John the Baptist."
chapter 12
Okay. Then it came to pass that Jesus told the story about the stupid owner of a vineyard that let it out to murdering thieves.
After the murdering of several of the owner's servants, the owner is stupid enough to send his one and only son.
Wrong.
No one is that stupid.
But it's to illustrate that the priest keep having everyone killed who dare to question the laws of moses.
And there is no god but Jesus wants to be remembered even if that lie gets through. Because you can believe what you want if you shut up about it. Or believe something not a ridiculous lie.
The priests knew Jesus was talking about them. For the very simple reason that he had always spoke against the priests and the synagogue. He was made to contradict the accumulated ignorance of his ancestors. Jewish nonsense, Christian nonsense and all other nonsense. And you can kill him but he will always come back.
It's evolution. 14 billion years of it. A few murdering lieing pricks can be dealt with.
And if you use ceasar's money or any other money on the planet, unless you are very wealthy, you will pay taxes. So the self appointed pricks can live in the decadence of depravity.
People were amazed at what Jesus was saying.
Partly because they were easily amused.
Then the stupid question. What if a woman marries seven brothers as they die off under her. Who is stuck with her in heaven.
"Bloody hell, you stupid Priests. Do you really believe heaven is somewhere other than here."
"No."
"Forget marriage laws. And let people choose their own sex partners."
If you think God is the God of long dead Abraham, his wife's bastard son Isaac and his backstabbing deceiving thieving second son Jacob. Then you are a death cult brain dead zombie cluttering up the kingdom of God.
God is life.
The most important commandment is this: Love Life with all your heart and love your fellow man.
What else do you morons need to know.
Stop sacrificing animals to your death cult God and obey these two laws.
Repeated, less you forget.
Love life. Love one another.
And you will see how quickly the kingdom of heaven will be visible to all on Earth.
"Right on Jesus."
"Thanks Charles."
Then the question: is Jesus the son of David.
"No. I am the bastard child of Herod. But so what. I am that I am and I see and know what the priests also know and see but enjoy making slaves with the use of lies. Save on soldiers."
Now people, if you think Jesus said verse 44 you have not been paying attention.
Read verse 40 first: "They take advantage of widows and rob them of their homes, and then make a show of saying long prayers. Their punishment will be all the worse." End Quote.
Then, after calling them a pack of low life scum thieves. Which is true. Still.
They pop in the dung about a poor woman giving all her money, which is little but more than what rich people give, which, though much more, is less.
And it's true enough. All is more than some.
But tear down the temples or make them into secular community halls. I will not stand for this shit anymore.
The woman gave all her money because she was a bloody paranoid fool. A simpleton. A frightened peasant.
And she believed it was better to give her money. All of it. So no food for her or her children.
So that - repeat verse 40.
I don't think so.
The Church, what the bible is constructing, is a business. The business of bullshit and repeat verse 40.
Thieving lying bastards. Leave the poor people their money to eat. Pricks.
"But there are so many poor people."
mark chapters 13 - 15
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