chapter 13

Then Jesus went down to the lake where he sat and started up a teaching, preaching, to the multitudes what the kingdom was. Not so much how it had been set up into primates slaving mindlessly and obediently for the bloody blood sucking Over lords of war but rather little stories to encourage the beginning basics of thinking about it. Just a little of it and what it might be.

And since the whole concept was too much for very simple untrained minds, he talked to them like adults would, could and do speak to children.

He tells the story the preacher at our church used more than once. Rest his good soul.

Just a quick interruption from our board of philosophers.

The universe started as hell fire. The energy of our universe bursting out from a point at a temperature of absolute hot.

Half a billion years later and much building of space, the very first atoms evolved. Energy. Hell fire. Confined at last in perfect order. After the first atoms came the next in direct proportion to the expanding, cooling and concentrating of fireballs.

Exploding fireballs begat more fireballs with heavier elements. The combination of perfect atoms. Energy confined in a locked system. And our fire ball spit out many heavy elements. And we got planets and comets and asteroids and about 12 billion year into putting order to hell, life on Earth.

An extension of 12 billion years of mixing elements in hell.

Half a billion years ago, year 13.5 billion, life had everything it needed to procreate and mutate.

It procreated and mutated all the way to dinosaurs. Creatures roaming and enjoying, when they weren't being eaten by other creatures, their senses. Beginning to add perception to the evolution of the elements.

And then the planet cooled, likely from an asteroid hit, and our ancestors suddenly had much more freedom. To mutate. The mammals took over the rule of the dinosaurs.

Then came a different kind of creature. While all the other creatures ran from fire, one creature turned to embrace it.

And that lead to everything we do. Or let us say, it was a big part of everything we did. From cooking food, defending ourselves from hungry animals.

To forging metal.

Now something else has been added.

We not only perceive our environment. We mold it to suit our needs. We make language to talk about what we did, what we are doing and where we are going.

The more we look and learn, the more suited we are to enjoying being much more than burning hell fire. More than minerals and water.

And it is up to us where we evolve.

Don't let the bastards running around in priestly clothes tell you they have it nailed down.

It travels at light speed.

We are because that is what elements can become. Moses was a prick that didn't even give the dinosaurs any mention.

Had they had space technology, they might still reign.

If we don't get it and use it to avert the dangers of a young and restless universe, we might lose our reign as soon as 2036 on the first of April.

The way of the dinosaur.

But Jesus knew he couldn't tell the simple people such a simple and basic truth, so he told them about seeds. That's what mattered to them.

And weeds.

Jesus, or those who had been hired to make a story of him, or someone like him, gave it out like Moses. Instead of obey or hell fire. Bare fruit or hell fire.

He mentions the mustard seed. And raising bread with yeast.

And Jesus tells them why he uses parables.

Because a prophet said so in the script on how to be the first messiah.

"I will speak in parables and someone's going to figure out the essence of it."

And Jesus goes into the weed parable. Either or. And really everything, in its splendid vageness, is in its way, for how things are in the 14 billion year time. Either you do the right thing or you get tossed into hell fire.

So Jesus tells them about a guy who found a treasure and bought the field. Another a fisher man kept the good fish. Ate them of course so that one is dumb.

Though eating fish has helped develop or brain. Save the world. Save the fish.

Then he goes to explain everything but it sounds like the standard the authorities told the writers they could write.

chapter 14

Herod, maybe the grandson of Herod who had reigned at the time of the birth of little baby Jesus, was freaked out at the news of Jesus.

Herod had John the Baptist tossed in jail because John didn't approve of Herod being married to his brother's wife. Then came Herod's birthday. His step daughter danced for him. And she was a very hot little bitch.

And Herod wanted her like he wanted nothing else in the known universe. At that time a few hundred square kilometers. But never mind. We all know this beautiful madness if we are at all over powered by 14 billion years of evolution and the inherent will to have sex with angels.

"I swear, my angel, I will give you whatever you ask."

Well, the little angel was not sure if she wanted Herod to breed with her so she asked her mother, her step dad's wife. And sister-in-law.

Man. Royalty is an incestuous lot of back stabbing mad apes.

Mom says, because she knows Herod has fear and respect for John and the Jews. Or the writers would have us believe so.

"Okay, Big Daddy. Give me the head of John the Baptist on a silver tray."

Anyone having thought they were in heaven about to have an angel's legs around their head would understand this obvious rejection to taking her mother's place. John, the poor bugger, paid for this silly swearing thing with his head.

So a gentle reminder people. Don't swear. John is always someone's brother.

Jesus was sad. John was definitely somehow his brother.

But he had little time for morning. He and his friends were working on the biggest conspiracy of written history.

So he preached and taught and fed 5,000 men plus women and children, oh the men's club and their belittling of women and children. 5 truck loads of bread and 2 whales.

Right.

(To be fair. The feeding of many with little was more a story of let's all share and we will all have enough. So there it is.)

So Jesus sent the disciples out to the boat and the 5,000 women plus men and children. He he. Away.

And ran up the mountain to take a break from people.

And between 3 and 6 in the morning Jesus wakes up and sees the boat out on the water. Dancing in the waves. So he ignores physics and walks on out to the boat. And Peter thinks that is a real wild thing to be real and asks Jesus if he can try it too.

Of course he lacks faith and Jesus helps him back into the boat.

"Wow. How'd you do that, man."

"What have you been smoking, man."

And if anyone knows where Gennesaret is, Jesus went and did his thing there. On the other side of the lake from where it was they came.

chapter 15

Okay, here we go. The Jewish authorities of the laws of Moses wanna know why is it that disciples disobey the laws of their ancestors by not washing their hands properly before eating.

And Jesus has an answer ready.

"Oh Bloody Priests and scribes. Your law says honour your mother and father, instead you honour the laws of Moses. You serve yourself and are an abomination before God."

Isaiah already had it written in the script.

"Oh, they like to talk about what they do for God. Raping, killing and plundering. But their hearts ain't with me. They teach man made rules as if they were god's laws."

Thread alert.

vs. 9 Quote Gideon translation "...in vain they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men."

This is rope material.

Don't ask me when Isaiah was. Long after Moses. And let me explain what a prophet is.

A prophet is someone who can see into the present.

Most people only see into the past. Worship ancestors and old laws.

And Isaiah, like any of a million educated humans alive today, saw that the place of worship had nothing to do with there being a real God. It was a big sham to make the club members part of the elite. Or the elite.

So there you go.

We must go on.

"It ain't what goes in the mouth what matters. What matters is what comes out. And your mouth is like your other swingster."

"A what."

They threw up their hands and left.

So the disciples say to Jesus.

"Man, you are getting on their testicles."

"I know."

Jesus tells his disciples to forget them. The blind leading the blind. Both fall in the ditch.

"Guys, don't worry if you forget to wash your hands. Try to remember which one you had up your ass and whatever. You'll figure it out."

There is a bit of nonsense about a woman's crazy kid and she gets healed 'cause of her mom's faith.

Jesus healed loads of people.

After three days in the desert healing the multitudes, Jesus says.

"Let's eat."

This time they had seven breads and two sardines. And feed 4 thousand children, not counting Men and Women.

Okay, time for one little comment. Some of what is written in this story, as in almost every story ever written or told, is exaggerated to the point of becoming simply absurd.

Moses did not have an army of 600,000. And you can't feed 10,000 humans on two fish. Not even great white sharks.

So that makes it simply not true.

What might have been true is, well, something which is possible.

Anyfish. Whatever, they jumped on a boat and went down the Magadan area. Big Dan.


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