chapter 28

Now, like I said, if you are smart, you will obey all of my laws. You will be the most high nation on the planet.

Blessed is every city, country, womb, soil, cow, sheep, basket, bowl, comings, goings. The Lord will cut down your enemy.

He'll bless your enemies by killing them.

'Cause you are the holy people. Everyone else will fear you. You gonna have good wombs and cattle and rain.

You will be the head, not the tail.

Now that is if you obey. Worship your one true god.

If you don't.

Cursed shall be your cities, country, baskets, bowls, well, the stuff we just blessed.

And on top of that cursedness, the Lord will let loose calamity, panic and frustration in everything you do. Wipe you out. Bring pestilence to your land, everything on it and you. Consumption, fever, inflammation, burning heat, drought. A sky of copper. Earth of iron. Dust in place of rain.

You shall become a horror to all. Your carcasses being eaten by wild birds and beasts.

I'll give you hemorrhoids, boils, scabs and itch. Chronic. Madness, blindness and depression. You will not prosper and be constantly abused and robbed.

You buy a wife, someone else fuck her. Build a house, someone else live in it. Your grain, grapes, cattle. You lose it to someone else. Someone take your ass from under your ass. Flocks flock off. Sons and daughters delivered to other people.

Abused and down trodden. Bla bla bla.

This and that. You suck and will suffer for not obeying.

You will be wiped out. Hungry, thirsty, naked destitute.

A nation, what speaks a different language, will fly down like an eagle, A ruthless nation. No regard. No mercy. It will devour all like you devour your enemy. You have no grain, wine, oil or baked cows. Flocks won't lay eggs. Your town walls will fall.

You will eat your children.

A mother will eat her baby and the afterbirth.

The Lord will send plagues. Like in Egypt.

And if you think I'm going around in circles, I've taken out half of it. It is a tedious set of rules and genocide highlights.

And the Lord will invent new diseases and plagues to bring against you that we didn't get down in this book.

Mostly because with war taking all resources, there was no one taking time out to learn anything about caring for life ailments. God 's wrath. Never mind cures. Or based on reality preventions.

The Lord will enjoy making you suffer and die.

Scatter you around. No peace. No rest Always in terror. Constant dread. You will try to sell yourselves as slaves and no one will buy you.

This is the deal.

chapter 29

You aren't getting this, are you.

I brought you through the wilderness. 40 years. You got no bread to eat, no wine or brandy. So you know I am your God.

We've taken the land where we now sit and listen to my speeches. So obey what I say.

All of Israel, leaders, tribes, wives, children, slaves, tradesmen, farmers, herders. And God had given you the land he promised. I make this law for you and your descendants.

You have been in Egypt and other lands and have seen the horrible things they do. Maybe you think it ain't so horrible to do some things, like worship other gods. Do as you please.

You can not do as you please.

Because I will kill you if you don't obey my laws.

Rain down sulpher from the sky like on Sodom and Gomorrah, Admah and Zoboiim. The Lord sent fire over them. Wrath. 'Cause they didn't obey my laws. And brought all the curses written here. Over and over.

And tell your children, if they are suffering wrath, it was likely his great grand father's grandfather that pissed me off.

The Laws of Moses apply to everyone forever. The mighty totalitarian mad father authority dictator game. Fake it till it becomes your reality.

chapter 30

Listen up.

If you have gone astray then decide to wander back, the Lord will bless you again in all you do and undertake. After enough have been sacrificed, I will gather you together again and we'll walk right back into the promise land. You will become great again shortly after the war nearly wiped you out.

So love your God. Cursed be your enemy. You will obey me. I will make you prosperous. Your wombs, cattle, soil.

Surely, you get the fuckin' picture already. It ain't like a mystery you gotta find over the sea or out in space.

Simply. Follow my law: Life and prosperity. Don't follow. Death and adversity.

Obey. Thrive and increase.

Don't obey. Serve other gods. Perish.

quote:

vs 19: I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day: I have put before you life and death, blessing and curse. Choose life ...

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Obey and you get what I promised Ab, Isaac and Jaccob.

World domination.


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