chapter 25

So if two buggers have a problem with each other, they go to the law and the law decides which one gets flogged. Maximum 40 lashes. Don't wanna dishonor nobody.

If two brothers live together and the one dies, the other one has to make a baby with her so she'll have a first son. It's the levir law. Fuck your dead brother's wife.

Now if he don't wanna do her up for any reason, she can go to the elders and scream. He can first declare he don't want her. She can pull off his sandal and spit in his face. 'Cause he don't help his brother make descendents so he will be called one with no sandals.

Now, if two men are beating the piss out of each other and the wife of the one grabs the other by the nuts and or penis, cut off her hand.

"Hey Mossass, that's a good one."

"Kill the fucker."

Use honest weights and measures no matter who you deal with. The Lord God don't like no bullshit.

Remember how Amalak cut down our stragglers as we crossed the desert. We fuckin' killed all of them. Wipe them out of all history. So remember not to forget that you aren't remembering Amalak.

chapter 26

And we were only 70 people and we thrived there the next Pharaoh made us slaves 400 years. And we multiplied to over 3 million with an army of 600,000 men. We were sick of being slaves. So we whipped their asses 'cause we got the Lord. And he said we'd kill until we had our own land with rivers of mild and fields of honey.

And you will give 10% to the priest club.

There are several amendments to and how why where what is to be done with 10% of your yield. It almost looks like the first step to a social system. Which is what we are hoping for. That eventually the genocide is over and we follow the hopefully always updated laws of the land.

Moses, of course, don't like no form of evolution in laws and rules.

But we are wiser than Moses and understand that his world was different and war is hard core.

Our objective, however, is to get to the part in a civilized tyranny where we ain't stupid war slaves. Thinking we are holy and the other guys ain't. In fact, the other guys suck. All of them. And we'll kill 'em.

chapter 27

When you get to the other side of the river, where we've been camped on this side since Numbers. How long till we can fight.

"Build a great monument, plaster it and write my teachings on it. Inscribe them. All."

And build an alter of uncut stone and do up a big barbeque. And inscribe every word I tell you on the alter.

Hear, O Israel. Fuckin' obey me.

Go up the Mount Gerizim with six priests and give a curse on the land. Scream so all Israel can hear you. Woops, that was the blessing six. The curse six were up Mount Ebal.

So here's the curse high lights: Cursed be anyone who; makes a sculptured or molten image, amen, insults his dad or mom, amen, moves a land mark, amen, cons someone, amen, fucks his dad's wife, amen, fucks an animal, amen, fucks his sister, amen, fucks his mother-in-law, amen, murders someone, amen, takes a bribe, amen, payment for murder, amen, don't listen to the laws of Moses.

And all the people. Over 3 million. Said.

A, fuckin' men.


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