steve howard's translation of the Torah
to Rah: THE PAGAN'S PROTEST

TORAH

leviticus

 

chapter 16

It wasn't enough to dictate his laws to everyone; he made certain that brother Aaron was kept in his place. Servant slave to Lord Moses.

Moses made Aaron into a clown to commemorate the killing of his sons. Slaughtering animals, walking backwards with a dress and pumps on.

Aaron shall do this. Aaron shall do that.

"Go fuck yourself, Moses, you murdering bastard. You are not Lord God Almighty, you are a megalomaniac inbred sorry prick."

"I'll cut your fuckin' head off and fuck your bleeding throat. And do the same to all your son’s sons if you don't fuckin' dance."

So Aaron slaughtered animals and threw their blood around. Wishing Lord Moses would get blasted by an anti matter lazar.

Alas, we're still working on that one.

So purge one thing and another with blood. Purge the holy Shrine. Kill a goat, kill a bull. Spill out the blood till the alter is full.

Then drain it and do it again.

Put all the people's sins on the head of a goat and send it off into the wilderness.

Every mad notion is made law. Forever.

Or die a brutal death.

And some days you weren't permitted no sex.

The tyrants call themselves the voice of God and swing a big sword.

And take their idiot army off to war.

To rape, pillage and murder.

The scariest thing about this horror story is that except for God, some of this shit happens somewhere all the time. Luckily not nearly as much as it did. But all hatred must be erased so that we can start terra forming Mars, and this is not meant as a joke. The Moon needs to be settled as well. To start making very big star ships. Earth is also in danger of asteroids and we must work on the technology to divert any heading toward us. The last one misses us by only 6 hours. That is bloody close. And we already have the means to divert asteroids.

And shut down Monsanto. Stop giving fish antibiotics. And chickens and cattle. In short, stop the suicidal tendencies and fight for survival rather than against it. There is no time to wait.


chapter 17

More rules about slaughtering animals. All animals gotta go past the Moses police priests. Half a million a day. Showing up to have some blood splashed on the horned alter and fat in the burning fat pit, filling the sky with fire and heavy smoke.

No sacrificing to the goat-demons.

Vs. 7: and that they may offer their sacrifices no more to the goat-demons after whom they stray. This shall be to them a law for all times, throughout the ages. EQ.

Any burnt offering not brought to the tent of Lord Moses was penalized with death.

Anyone, as mentioned several times already, drinking blood, would be killed.

Vs. 14: anyone who partakes of it shall be cut off. EQ.

Chop off his head.

And if you eat an animal that has died or been torn by beasts, you gotta take a bath.


chapter 18

Now the incest rules.

Vs. 2: I the Lord am your God. 3. You shall not copy the practices of the land of Egypt where you dwelt, or of the land of Canaan to which I am taking you; nor shall you follow their laws. 4. My rules alone shall you observe, and faithfully follow My laws; I the Lord am your God. EQ.

"I am the Lord. Do as I say of I kill you."

Obey no other. Only the laws of Megalomaniac Moses.

Mr. Inbred handed out the laws of who not to get naked with. Fuck.

Don't fuck your mom. Or your sister. Aunt. Uncle. Sister-in-law. Daughter-in-law.

Don't fuck a woman on her period.

Don't offer your kids to Molech. This was a practice in Canaan. Rumor has it.

Don't fuck a man if you are a man. And don't fuck animals.

All these horrible things are done in the land we are going to destroy.

I am the Lord your God and will kill anyone, except my self and selected priests and the ruling class, if I think you ain't obeying what I'm saying.



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