steve howard's translation of the Torah
to Rah: THE PAGAN'S PROTEST

TORAH

leviticus

 

chapter 19

You shall be bloody holy, for I, the Lord your God, am bloody holy.

Obey and honor mom and dad. Even if they are idiots.

Don't make idols or molten gods.

Eat meat how and when I tell you. Or I kill you.

Don't lie, cheat and steal. Don't fuckin' swear with my name.

"Moses is a cunt."

You shan't hate your kinsfolk. Love your fellow as yourself.

Obey only me.

Fucking a slave ain't a death sentence but it cost one ram. Payable to the priest on duty.

At the brothel.

More food rules.

Not only is Lord Moses a fuckin' bastard asshole, he's bloody tedious.

Don't sell your daughter as a whore. Your wife sure, long as she's paid a king's ransom. Say she’s your sister.

Don't slice yourself up. What they, some people, did to show sorrow for dead loved ones.

On and on he rambles.

At the end of every paragraph. Breath.

Moses says to the people.

I the Lord am your God. Believe it or I will cut you down with the metal law.

The sharp edge.

I, your narrator, have never read any of Coles Notes, but I think they were something like this edition of the Torah. Take the story and boil it down to the minimum. Of course, here you are likely to run into some subjective comments.

Reading the Torah can be frustratingly tedious.

Don’t give up, especially if you are a Jew or a Christian or even a Moslem, for two reasons. Moses made it law to read the Torah every 7 years. That law comes near the end of his life. And the other reason, western religions, even all the variations, are based, founded on, the Torah.

And there are some nice slaughters still to come. In Canaanite country. The land that was cursed by Noah because his son saw him jacking off.


chapter 20

Molech is often symbolized as an owl. There are representations of this character as something a little more like a big cow or goat with horns and it stands upright or sits upright and its belly is a furnace where the children are passed through the fire. The culty men’s club of the ruling class in America are big on this evil god figure. They tend more toward the owl symbol. The pentagram is often attributed to Molech. As is the pentagon.

Alas, all cults and religions tend toward evil. It is the nature of the beast. The primate dictator ruling class thieves. Evil is simply backwards to live. The making of many mad rituals and laws is evil desire to enslave the many for the benefit of the few.

Anyone worshipping Molech would be cut off from his kin.

Pelt the fucker with stones till the fucker became a pile of bones, mince meat and our favorite.

Blood.

If the people didn't report those who Molech revered. Revered Molech. Moses, the Lord would kill him and all his family. Which seems fair enough.

Spoil the hoard if you spare the sword.

If you have sex with another's spouse. Both are put to death.

Fuck any of your dad's wives.

Put to death.

We had this didn't we. A few times.

No daughter-in-law. No man boy. Man beast. Woman beast. Man woman on period.

Put to death.

Moses has a point of course. With 3 or 6 million idiots in the wilderness, fuckin' around is dangerous because venereal disease could wipe them out. Not everything he said was insane. Just much of it has become very outdated. And so has Molech. So drop the both of them and try something better.

chapter 21

Oddly enough. The Priests must marry inside the family. And the 12 year old cousin must be a virgin. And have nice tits and a hot ass.

Vs. 9: When the daughter of a priest defiles herself through harlotry, it is her father whom she defiles; she shall be put to the fire. EQ.

Was that Moses or Molech. Both are fire cults.

No priest can have a defect. Priests with defects such as being blind, lame, one leg longer than the other, broken leg or arm, hunchback, dwarf, growth in eye, boil-scar, or crushed testes.

Broken balls.

He can eat but he is restricted to where he can go and what he can do.

Sounds a little like Hitler’s idea of only breeding healthy blonds. The rest were burnt. Sent to camp.

Crazy creeds held us down with fear and hate.
Made us think the beginning was too late.
The world as we know it has come to an end.
Time has come to make your enemy your friend.

Alas we stray from our dear friend, Lord Moses.


chapters 22 - 24