chapter 10

This chapter pisses off your narrator like no other. There are certainly those who interpret this story differently but your narrator sees it as a brutal, hateful and vengeful murder of Aaron’s two sons by the bastard Lord Moses. It is typical of the savanna’s king of the beast, the Lion, to kill offspring that are not his, then make his own. And the human ape is that great mimic maniac. And to add to the blasphemy, your narrator proposes that the other two sons of Aaron were children of Moses. Through rape. Moses wields his misplaced self-appointed god power over Aaron to terrorize him.

Nadab and Abihn fucked up the burning of incense and the Lord sent a fire to kill 'em. It is necessary to remember that Moses is the lord. King of the Beasts.

vs. 3: Then Moses said to Aaron, “This is what the Lord meant when He said:

"Through those near to Me I show Myself holy,
And gain glory before all the people
And Aaron was silent. EQ.

Aaron shut his mouth. He was struck dumb by the open murder of his two sons. Lord Moses, the mad killer ape, was in a position of God Almighty. And like it so often is, he was an evil tyrant. A vicious murderer. The story is not new. Not original. And most certainly, not at all holy. Unless holy means mad murdering ape.

Vs 10: for you must distinguish between the sacred and the profane. EQ.

And this, my readers, this Holy Bloody Torah is the profane.

So mega prick cold blooded lizard Moses hisses out orders to his not yet murdered nephews, sons maybe, Mishael and Eleaphan to throw the bodies outside the camp for the vultures and vermin. He, Lord Moses, forbid Aaron, Mishael and Eleaphan to show any sign of sorrow and confined them then to the tent of meeting. Under penalty of death. And everyone else, the three or six million slaves, were to bewail the Lord's wrath.

So they did. For they had learned that it was better to wail when told to wail then eat a swinging sword.

Moses made a no drinking rule for the tent of meeting to avoid drunken priests playing with explosives.

Or die.

After that, a couple more random rituals and a decree or two to be obeyed forever.

Or die.


chapter 11

Health Rules:

For wandering armies and their families where there are no hospitals, little water, back of the barn conditions, as in piles of shit. They had it better in Egypt. They hadn’t gained a bit of freedom. From one dictator to the next.

Alas, they chose one lie over another and were left in the desert to rot.

But before we get to what's coming in 13, let's stick to the menu. Don't eat camels, damens, hares, pigs, eagles, vultures and a list of other birds. Most of it made sense in the hot desert. No birds of prey. Some bugs are okay, such as locusts, and grasshoppers.

Most of the lizard creatures. Not okay.

Bottom feeders. Not okay.

Fins and scales. Okay.

The information in this chapter isn't too far off the mark still. And now, as well as the health risks, meat mania is costing the planet its last rain forests. And that is not only criminally insane, it is suicidal.

Moses thought, or wanted people to believe he thought, he was the voice of God.

He explained that the Lord was holy and rules are made 'cause without rules, there wouldn't be any.

God.

Vs. 44: For I the Lord am your God: you shall sanctify yourself and be holy, for I am holy. EQ.

A holy murdering, lying bastard.

Vs. 45: For I the Lord am He who brought you up from the land of Egypt to be your God: you shall be holy, for I am holy. EQ.

And for anyone who still doesn’t think Moses has made himself Lord God Almighty over the Israelites, you are holy daft.


chapter 12

Moses was a woman hater.

The metal age changed our perspective of the world. Before the metal age, women mattered. It was a man's job to help them make and keep babies alive. They, we, had many gods. For almost all the elements.

The metal age, which was the unruly child of the fire age, was quickly a war against personal freedom and women.

Lord Moses declares that a woman is unclean seven days if she has a male. From her womb. On the eighth day, the baby gets his foreskin cut off. Bit of blood here and there. Ritual.

Thirty-three days the woman is unclean. She can't go to synagogue. Or whatever Moses called his big tent.

And.

If the bitch has the nerve to bare a female, she will be unclean 66 days.

And when she is done being unclean, she can pay her child tax. Sheep. Doves.

Then the priest can make her clean.

In the eyes of the Lord.

Jack Ass.



chapters 13 - 15