chapter 31

After they sang a hymn, Lord Moses, now one of the most demented megalomaniacs on the planet, still unaware that he was on one, wielded his terror power around a little more.

quote: I have also granted skill to all who are skillful, that they make everything that I have commanded you. end quote vs. 6.

Which meant Moses and his nephews who lived in the luxury crafted by the most skilled craftsmen.

Anyone, however, that worked one minute on the seventh day, would be put to the sword. Spare the sword. Spoil the hoard.

On account the heaven and earth was made in six days. A prefabricated kit that anyone could throw together in their back yard. Battery included.

chapter 32

The people were still not convinced. They started loosing faith with Moses gone up in the mountain. Fuckin' with his Lord.

They cryed out, "Moses is gone. Aaron must make a new religion. Give us another God. One we can see."

So Aaron orders up another gold collection from the ears of the soldiers wives. And children. And he melts them into a big heap and makes a cow.

A baby cow.

"Here's your new fuckin' god. Worship it."

So they do.

And Moses come back and has a fit.

"I will kill them all," said the Lord.

Moses argued that after dragging the fuckin' army out of Egypt, it would be a waist and unnecessary to kill them all.

So Moses burnt the baby cow, the Gold one. Ground it into a powder, mixed it in the drinking water forcing his people to drink it.

But even if the thing was ten stories high, which it wasn't on account Gold ain't. 2 or 3 million people wouldn't hardly notice.

Moses chewed out Aaron for letting his people get out of control.

Then he jumped up and demanded to know who was still with him and his Lord.

The Levites came running.

"In the name of the Lord, go kill brother, neighbor, and kin."

So they did.

After they had put 3,000 family members to the sword, the rest were ready to worship Moses again.

The next quote is very true and worth serious deliberation.

vs. 31 quote: "Alas, this people is guilty of a great sin in making for themselves a god of gold." end quote.

In fact, it may be the same word.

The Lord sent a plague to punish the Hebrews. Who by the way, were not all from one family. One religion.

chapter 33

Then the Lord tells Moses it's time to move. The various ites were still alive and living in a land with loads of milk and honey. In the dessert, the army had a little warm sheep and goat milk.

The lord was still pissed so he took all the nice things away from all the people. Told them they were bad and not allowed to wear jewelry.

Easier than giving over 2 million people a spanking.

Kill a few. The rest obey.

Just like it's still done today.

Moses had his tabernacle and his sex slaves pitched outside of camp so he could have load orgies without being disturbed by 2 million humans who weren't allowed even to think.

Moses lost it a long time ago. And perhaps by now he really believed that his squichaphrinia is the voice of God.

The voice was real, however the prick interpreted it. And he makes deals. Sold his soul. So that the Great Lord of Slaughter stayed with and favored his army.

Onward religious soldiers.

Rape kill and pillage.

Pay you taxes.


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