chapter 34

Do the stones new.

"Hey Moses, this time when you hack out the God Law, watch your spelling. Have Aaron, who can actually read and write, check it for you."

"God, whatever. No one will ever read the fuckin' things."

Moses went up mount Sinai after carving the stones and hiding them behind a bush. Up the mountain to hang out with his God again.

Moses lied straight off: quote vs. 6 "The Lord! the Lord! a God compassionate and gracious, slow to anger, abounding in kindness and faithfulness... end quote.

The lie goes on until they come to the business of this protocol.

"I am awesome and will slaughter a half dozen nations, tear their godless, or rather false gods, city states down to the ground.

Spare no one for they may tarnish your belief in me."

Every first born is mine. No one is excluded. You can trade a sheep for your ass.

The Lord repeats himself quite often about blood rituals and the boiling of kids.

He told moses to record the rules. 40 days with only beer and meat. And his 12 year old slave boy with the tight ass.

Moses had such a wicked sunburn after sitting drunk on the mountain, that the people couldn't bare to look at his hideous sores.

So he covered his face.

chapter 35

So Moses ordered the 2 or 3 million people together and told them the rules.

After that, he made it clear that he was personally accepting gifts for god. Gold, silver and the usual. Like already mentioned a few times.

"Build me a fuckin' tabernacle."

So everyone brought their things till they had more than enough.

Than the slaves that had once been the proud craftsmen of the pharaoh, now slaved for Moses. If they weren't happy to use their resources and talents to grant Moses his every desire, they could have a sword cut their skull in two.

chapter 36

The building instructions for the magnificent tent temple. A mansion of a tent full of the most valuable materials. Lies, god, silver, slaves, big beds and hot tub.

And no one was permitted to enter. Gods and chosen Levites and sex slaves. Only. By penalty of death.

If you wanna build your own, the instructions are in the original.

You need lotsa space, resources and slaves.

A shit load of Gold. Belief in God.

I'll have to see about a link to online book stores. They give out a tenth of a percent or something.

Tell 'em you found God here.



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