chapter 19

So a few more brutal lies to increase the horror element of the mad story gone holy.

God, alias Moses megalomania, raves on about how great he is at killing. "Stick to my dictatorial rule and in less than 6,000 years, we will be invited to invade someone's land.

"The world is mine. You can have a piece of Palestine."

All the people cheered for Moses.

He told them to wash their clothes. After 3 months trampin' and killin' in the wilderness, not a bad idea.

He warned his people not to go up the mountain. Or they would be killed.

On the third day of being clean, the people were warned not to go near women. Women would go thousands of years not being recognized as people.

In many lands still.

But let's not talk of men's hatred to women. Let's talk pyrotechnics.

Moses and his War Lords with their explosives, put on a show to scare the shit out of the idiot mob. Over 2 million.

Scarier than Hitler.

Moses had to bring Aaron up later to tell him what to say.

God liked both his inbreed children. And Moses sucked when it came to talking to people.

chapter 20

Okay, for the few who haven't caught it yet. God is a lie. He does not exist. It, the all of what is, exists but it ain't God. It is and we are in it. To do as we see fit. Or obey asshole dictators like Moses.

You shall have no other Gods before me. We will kill all those for generations to come who reject me.

Fuck you.

And to those who love me. I'll bless them. Especially their women hating boy raping priests.

"Don't say my name other than in reverence.

"Even the slaves of slaves have Sunday free.

"Obey your parents.

"Don't murder anyone till you've been told.

"Don't fuck your father's wife less he's dead.

"Only steal when killing City States.

Live a lie but don't lie about your neighbor. And don't want to take any of his wives, animals or stuff."

After the shocking explosions on the mountain, the wandering army of destruction agreed, in principle, to the demands. As far as we know. But not likely long.

Anyway. They were still just making alters out of stone. The temples would follow even if God says to Moses not to take tools to the rocks of the alters. He didn't say nothing 'bout temples. But don't show your scrotum at the alter.

chapter 21

Okay you fuckers. Some more rules.

If you got a slave and he got no wife and you get him one. After six years he can go free unless he's a man and wants to stay with his wife and kids. And be a slave his whole life.

And if you sell your daughter as a slave, and she don't suck master's dick right, he still can't sell her to an outsider. Make her fuck your son. And if he gets a wife, he still gotta feed the slave.

Or she is free to go.

Nice to see so much human value in this tribe.

Anyone kills will be put to death. Hit mom or dad. Death. Insult your fuckin' parent. Death. Death for double parking.

If you beat a slave to death, take care that he or she takes a day or two to die.

Eye for eye. Foot for foot. Penis for penis.

If you smash out your slave's teeth, you have to let the slave free. But not pay his dental expenses.

And if your ox gores someone more 'n once. Unless it's a slave. The owner and the ox get stoned.

To death.

Death for everything you do.

And you can like worshipping the god of death and none other.

Or you will be put to death.


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