chapter 16

From one wilderness to the next.

Landing in the valley of sin with nothing to eat.

So, like any creature on the planet, they wanted the situation changed.

So Moses tells the War Lord and he says don't sweat it. The next 40 years you can eat all the manna you can eat, fresh every day.

Don't keep it over night but Saturday so everyone takes it cool on Sunday.

They put some in a jar to keep for ever.

Build a temple for it, what the fuck.

But no, someone had to carry it around all the time. A special Priest. Secret Society nonsense. And 4,689 years and almost as many wars later, some drunk whore fuckin' priest lost it in an illegal poker game. To a Jehovah Witness, who sold it to a secret buyer who ate it and vomited. It was quite dry and moldy.

chapter 17

So again we have a water problem. Which is bloody understandable with a couple million people and many more animals.

In fact, the whole thing is damn near impossible.

They would have to move every day to get away from their own shit bubbling in the sun. Filled with maggots. Disease begging to take over.

But no never. Moses hits a rock and supposedly from this one spring, they supplied water for all.

And the complainers were stilled for another day. The Lord was with them.

Amalek came to fight the wandering Jacobite army at Rephedem. Moses held up his rod. The sun was shining.

Large numbers from both side were slaughtered but the Lord's side won again, having put a nation to the sword, the Hebrews built an alter to commemorate a successful genocide.

The Lord will be at war with Amalek forever.

Nice Holy book you people worship.

chapter 18

Father-in-law, priest of Midian, Jethro, heard about all the killin' God had done, with the help of sharp weapons out of metal, for the Tribe that chose to be a chosen race. So he brought the wife-cousin-sister and kids to hand over to Moses.

And set up a militant governing system for the troops and their families.

"Moses, the fame of your Death Worship killing God is proof that he's the best."

He told Moses to collect God fearing men to police the people. So Moses could have more time for planning the next attack on the next City State with foreskins.

After Priest Jethro had given his counseling. He pissed off and went back to fuck one of the prostitute working for him back home.


chapters 19 - 21