chapter 13

So off we go into the desert.

Here's where the Lord business takes a holy bath. The Lord demands, Moses tells his people, the first born of every man and beast. The holy tent wasn't made yet but the tax was clear.

"If not, we kill 'em."

Children could be bought back with a sheep.

Moses told the troops not to put yeast in their breed. Goes moldy too fast. Works like LSD. No one needs 600,000 soldiers and family on an acid trip.

Moses repeats the bit about temple taxes.

Then off they go through the desert at the sea of reeds. They decided to avoid the land of Philistines for fear their 600,000 soldiers weren't ready for war.

I love you.

chapter 14

The Red Sea, Sea of Reeds, is a probability problem.

600 chariots and they wanna go tell over a million x-slaves that they gotta get back to work.

The chances are pretty high that the few Egyptians were ripped to shreds by not yet civilized beasts with 430 years being in cages.

The opening of the reed sea is simply not necessary. And hard to do, even for war Lords.

And since morons will believe anything anyone calling themselves holy, or on tv, tells them. Instead of history saying, the Hebrews slaughtered their attackers, threw them maimed in the sea, they say, God, no, the Lord did it.

Well not alone he didn't. 600,000 soldiers helped the war lord, whose name very well might be the one and only, Moses.

chapter 15

Now the war song.
Onward Jacobite soldiers.
We killed an army of Egyptians.
Threw the pricks in the sea.
I will build temples.
For the God of our fathers.

quote: v3 The Lord, the warrior Lord is his name!" end quote

Glory to the War Lord
He slaughtered our enemy
They drowned like rats.
I will kill all in my way.
I will strike them down with my sword.
Steal from them all they have.
Our War Lord
Is the Over Lord
No Lord is greater.
In love you don't murder
Your dedicated
Brainwashed
Soldiers.

Our future enemies.
Tremble in Fear
For ever and ever.

The women sang and danced to the new Men's Club song.

A few days later, they ain't got no water so gotta find some.

Had they not, more than a million people would die.

And nobody would be around to write one of the most misread great works of story writing.

Up until anyone was allowed to learn to read and write.

Thousands of wars and years later.


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