The Pope is Dead, him and his god.

Although everything here is true, there is no need to believe it. Just believe what they told you to.

I was talking to a friend who studies law. He had read my anti-Catholic articles and told me of a court case resulting form a similar situation.

Someone had published a story that the pope was dead. Apparently, the pope, as a fine example to his followers, never used a condom. He was pretty certain he couldn't get any diseases form choir boys so he didn't see the point. Most of the prostitutes that he had come to him were happy to have his seed. They where proud Catholics and if by chance they had a baby from the pope, they would gladly support it and care for it even if the father denied his connection to the child.

Unfortunately for the pope, he was in a country where the biological weapon, AIDS, had become a serious problem and all prostitutes where careful to use condoms. They had awaken to the fact that anyone can have the virus. It was no longer confined to the people it was tested on. It had run rampant.

The pope was horny and wanted to have sex. The young boy told him he would have to wear a condom. The pope rejected. The little boy, very pretty boy, said he was sorry and turned to leave. Ten of the popes body guards stood in front of the door.

"This room has a hidden camera and if you want to stick your dirty cock in my tight ass, you will have to rape me or use a condom. If you use a condom, you will have my ass and the video."

The pope got so mad that he had a hard on like he hadn't had for 50 years, back when he was 45. He took the condom from the boy and managed to get it on his love sacrament. Without any lubricant, he rammed his manhood into the boy, ejaculated and died.

The video was never found. The news reported that the pope had died in his sleep of natural causes.

A student that had helped with the autopsy wasn't so certain. She did a few more hours of work after the rest had left and discovered that the pope had a latex allergy and that there were traces of latex and sperm on his penis.

She phoned her professor and both were found dead form natural causes the next morning. The professor had sent 12 e-mails to other doctor friends back in the states. They had all died the next day from natural causes. A computer hacker had interrupted one of the e-mails for a nanosecond and down loaded it on his computer. He immediately sent out 100,000 e-mails to other hackers who all sent it farther.

He knew that in Germany, he should be safe if he went public fast enough. But the case was taken to court and that was in Byron with 12 Catholic judges viewing his case. His action was considered to go beyond the limits of free speech and he was sentenced to 60 years in a Catholic jail where he lived for 60 seconds.

The Vatican has kindly sent me a message, in the form of 6 angry looking men, that I won't likely die of natural causes if I state that there is no truth in the above article then remove it from the web. Three weeks later when I could finally open my swollen eyes, I wanted to tie in "Fuckin' Forget Censorship' and 1st Corinthians 13 about how whatever you had, it wasn't worth a wet dog terd if you didn't have love, but I don't think I'll try. I'll take this out and pretend I'm Catholic, it's better than being beaten up side the head.