I have to write this as fiction because I have trouble believing it. If you are easily disturbed by sexual perversion please do not read this. And I don't write that to get you to read this. My idea of what perverted is, is definitely perverted for most everyone else I ever met. It has nothing to do with women. And I don't mean homosexuality for I don't consider that perverted, I'm not even so sure I could think of it as unnatural. It has always been part of most cultures, either above or underground. Even Socrates was thought to be gay. I don't know if it is true and it doesn't matter because his thoughts were not anything other than wondering what was up and that has nothing to do with, or little to do with, sexual preference.

Without further deliberation, I will get to the point. The point is chickens. We all know about chickens. They live in little cages their whole lives and pump eggs out of their asses till they wear it out and die. Other chickens end up hanging on a conveyer belt, get their necks slashed, bleed to death with thousands of their mates in a big factory that stinks so much of brutal death that dogs don't even want to smell the people that work their. I don't either, even though I still eat the odd egg and the odd chicken kabob. It isn't the best system, we end up eating something that isn't really the same thing out grandparents where eating at our ages. The definition of food has changed and we have accepted a different standard and are happy to have a cold glass of Coke to wash whatever it was down.

You need more than a Coke to wash down what I heard from Bob. He told me that in a land where things are a little different than here, perhaps where sex is a little more forbidden, but I won't tell you what religion because what they do is not part of the religion. I have studied a few religions and none of them had anything quite the same as this.

On the other cock, or was it hand, I can't even say that these people are sick. For my reality, what I have constructed out of western culture, Christianity and literature, news and whatnot it seems just a little twisted. Twisted enough that I would have to question it's purpose and wonder if being a part of a culture is such a, well, okay, we get to the point.

You may have heard me saying, "Never fuck a chicken in public." It was a bit of a joke for Geoff and I in Algonquian Park. No real meaning. But apparently that is where we get some of our social diseases. Yes, from fucking chickens. People actually do that. I still find it hard to believe but I also find it hard to believe that men go to foreign countries and kill the people their before they even get to know them and rape their wives and children and if their aren't enough to go around, then fuck a chicken. I think these are all things in our culture that leave our culture a little to be desired, as they say.

In this other fantasy land what doesn't really exist so we don't really have to think about it or believe it, fucking chickens is cool. They have chickens where we have prostitutes. I haven't tried either one but I'm dam sure which one I'd rather try if I thought I wanted to fuck and not think about a relationship. Their is no right and wrong in life, there are things that are socially acceptable and things that aren't. Every culture is different. So when someone tells you that in this land there are chicken houses instead of whore houses, don't be surprised. And if you fuck a chicken in one of these chicken fucking houses, don't be surprised if they chop the chicken's head off while you are fucking the shit out of it. Apparently they squeeze their ass even tighter and you get one hell of a, fuck me, I don't know what you get, I don't want to get it, as long as I have my senses about me, I don't believe I will be fucking any chickens. But hay, what do I know.