Chapter 19

The two Angels, or Lords or whatever they were, went on down to Sodom. Lot persuaded them to stop in for a feast.

So many men came and shouted, "Let us fuck the two new guys."

Lot went out and said, "No, don't do it. How about 2 virgin daughters?"

"We'll do as we please, you're a foreigner and we don't pay heed to foreigners."

Before they could get any ass cheeks apart to perform the favorite rite of Sodom, a blinding light messed them up.

The angels told Lot to take his family an hit the road. None of Lot's family believed him. Lot didn't want to go. The angel Lord fellow took him by the hand, him, his wife and two virgin daughters and dragged them out of the city.

"Run for the hills. And don't look back.

"But no, I might die, how about if I go to another town."

"Whatever, just go."

They called the town Zoar on account it's good to have a new name for any little towns the angels and lords don't destroy.

The lord set sulphurous fire upon Sodom and Gomorrah. Chemical warfare was already in vogue with the Lord, lords and angels, and we've seemed to have lost track of God but I'm sure he had the weapons factory. The cities, all the cattle, pets, plants and surrounding fields were annihilated. Thank God. Lot's wife had a look back, even though she was already in another town, and turned to salt. Which came in handy for preparing meats. Wives were cheap back then so it was not a bad deal.

Ab had a look and he didn't become salt. He just watched the smoke.

Lot went up into the hills with his daughters and lived in a cave. The girls got him drunk and raped him; the older one the first night, the younger one the second night. Lot pretended not to notice.

The first son was called Moab, father of the Moabites, the second Ben-ammi, father of the Ammonites. Both their names admit to the fact that they, the mothers, had sex with their dad.