Jose Wombat found the lost archives, thanks also to Richy.

December 1998

Have a Merry Return of the Sun.

Bloody Mary Christmas. What does Christmas mean to me and you and those starving bums we pass on the street and the high society that sit in the driver's seat.

Where do we get this Dec. 25th celebration from. "The baby Jesus was born." Not on Dec 25th. that was just a big scam to steal someone else's celebration. The Roman Catholic Church steals holidays, practices genocide, propagates ignorance and I won't go on about what else.

The celebration was naturally in honor of the sun. Back when the elements played a part in man's life, before the planet was made into a parking lot for cars that fall apart and chemical dumps and dead American Indians, the sun was an important part of life and central in some religions. And on Dec 25th it is easy to notice for anyone observing such things, that the sun has stopped disappearing and has started returning.

If that ain't enough reason to celebrate, than celebrate the birth of some illegitimate, high society kid that wanted to claim his birth right as king of the Jews but ended up a complete failure because of the Roman occupation of his land. Celebrate a religion of hate and murder. While you are at it, go to a foreign country, kill most of the people, steal all they have, take the land and use the survivors as slaves.

Just kidding, we've done enough of that already, just stop to think once in a while how fuckin' ignorant we are and what the fuck are we celebrating.
Oh, yes, and a happy new year. Whatever that is.





So damn Insane


How does one become so damn insane? If anything is true about what we hear of this creature, it is a pretty scary monster with which we have to deal. Is he an idiot? My guess is he isn't. He's not likely a genius. Probably an average fellow. Like Hitler or Jesus. Just someone who has a talent to get people to listen to him. Once you've got that, you can take the ball and run, as they say.

He's got it to a point in his country, accept that first: his country, that if you speak against him, you will be shot. Very few reach such a position of power. The most most of us can hope for is that the dog obeys our orders or the wife goes and fetches a beer.

In fact, the so damn insane guy may be quite brilliant. He can accomplish things that most people can never do. Like getting away with murder. Mother Teresa and Ma hat Ma Ghandi had the same kind of talent to make an effect on the people. So damn insane has simply chosen a slightly less friendly, more personal direction. He has a little trouble with his ego. He is terrified of his cheap mortality. He's a little brat that wants more candy and won't shut up till he gets it. He's a fuck up. Mental mess up. Something is wrong with the fellow's head and he needs help.

Perhaps one high speed piece of lead would solve his troubles.







Flying Dead People


A note for the 747 owners.



I'm not certain if I heard this correctly on the news, I was half asleep and heard the story on a German news show. That's normal in Germay so it didn't shock me. What shocked me was the idea of flying somewhere in a big jet and having it blow up under my ass. Boom, your dead. I don't know if I could fly on a 747 again. I know I drive along side of death every day on the way to and from work but I believe I have at least a little control of the situation. Not only is one not in control of a jumbo jet, one is almost always dead when it blows up in the air.

Of course you can't take a jet fleet out of the sky just because a few people blow up once in a while. There is too much money invested. The planes must fly. Even a cynic wouldn't think of suggesting grounding hundreds of airplanes, millions of dollars for the rich, just because someone might die when the bloody thing blows up.

So my suggestion is to cover the metal parts in the tank with some kind of space age rubber plastic that does not conduct any current of any kind. If that's not possible or not enough, install a balloon like inner tank in the tank to aviod the large empty space that seems to be at fault for this blowing up phennominon. The balloon contracts as the fuel is used and thus is never filled with empty space.

Do you understand what I am saying or should I get one of my people to draw up the plans?







What will be Next?

I just read an add here from comtech. It's a pamphlet that all the computer stores have. Like what you get in a grocery store to see what is 10 cents cheaper this week and what's special.

Here the topic is computers. The first page is from IBM. Did they not do the original Commodore 64? Twenty years later and it's a new world. Almost everyone knows something about computers. It's almost as common to have a computer as it was and still is common to have a telephone. We don't have to have a telephone. It was something Alexander discovered and developed and now it's part of our lives. Just like that, someone's inventions is marketed to become our new need. I need a new computer isn't something people said 20 years ago. I'm saying it now for the 3rd time. I've owned 2 computers. My parents have their second computer and I have no idea why they need one.

Computers are a central part of my life now and when I read a technical sales pitch, I almost understand it all. I see that it is a well written pitch, designed to convince people that this is revolutionary and it is the exact thing you have been waiting for. A must have. Of course it isn't anything anyone has to have. WE don't need to do anything on a computer. But we do. It's the way things are done now. Things are done with computers. That's more wild than, "I'll call you and leave a message on your answering machine."

Now it's all added together. Not only do we have to have a phone, we have to have a computer. And we have to have them connected. Both make the other more important. Both add to the use of the other.

And so that's part of life. I'll buy one again, I'm sold, I've got to have it.

What will be next? What fandangled contraption will someone invent that will be marketed to become something we all need?






Blow 'em up again

It wasn't that long ago that we learned to hate the Germans, then we learned to hate the Russians, now it's the middle east country. I've got to know people from these bad countries. Some I liked. Some I didn't care to talk too. Not one of them did I think to murder.

Luckily we don't have to get to know people before we kill them. Just blow 'em up if we don't like their politics. They'll love us for it later. Like a mother beating her kid before taking it in her arms. We'll teach them what they want after we destroy all they are and have.

Of course there's no way around it. People are responsible for their actions. If the people follow a fucked up leader and don't know any different, they deserve to die. At least that's how we do it.

And anyway, we've got too many people here. What we need is a really good session of blowing people up. If it's done carefully so that after each country is wiped out there's a short hate campaign made public by our lovely media, we can keep it up for quite some time.

Take out the middle east and get a few countries involved by dropping biological weapons on them and supplying evidence that the bad guy did it so they will be happy to see them all dead. Get China in a revolution. Just cut off the connection to Africa and let it sink. Let them take out France and pretend to get real indignant about it and blow the bad guys up. When no one's looking, drop a bomb on Mexico City and do in 30 million at once. India definitely has to go. Maybe blow up Ireland one last time. Just for a joke, blow up Berlin right after they get it all done.

Put a virus in all foreign languages so as to stop people from eating. Anyone with a parking ticket, cut their arms off. People with glasses, poke their eyes out. All criminals can be sent to the Antarctic with no supplies.

What are we at? Do we have to sterilize a good percentage of the leftovers or will they just die from disease, exposure and hunger when everything is blowed up?

I don't know. It's pretty well the same idea as it every was. We like to kill, so why not do it if it's so much fun? What's to stop us?