steve howard's retelling of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

The Revelation to JOHN

 

chapter 16

What we have here in this chapter is verging on plagiarism of the Torah. The same horror trip Moses let out on Egypt before taking several millions salves and all the fine cloth, silver and gold as they could carry.

Vs. 2: … Terrible and painful sores appeared on those who had the mark… EQ.

Same as Torah. And typical of chemical infested lands where poisons are dumped everywhere. Pricks.

Vs. 3: … The water became like the blood of a dead person, and every living creature in the sea died. EQ.

Almost every creature in the sea has died. Many are extinct because of over hunting or fishing. Retarded wasteful fishing methods by greedy pricks. And toxic waste from industry. We are our own worst enemy. We don’t need God’s wrath.

Vs. 4: Then the third angel poured out his bowl on the rivers and the springs of water, and they turned into blood. EQ.

No the water did not turn into blood. They became poisoned. Poisoned in the quest for gold. With arsenic. And poisoned with all the toxins myopic greedy pricks have dumped into it. Morons.

vs. 6: They poured out the blood of God’s people and of the prophets, and so you have given them blood to drink. They are getting what they deserve! EQ.

This is also directly aimed at Nero. Vengeance. The favorite pass time of the repressed. It is very Jewish. The opposite of Christian. The Christian bible is not Christian it is Jewish. And Jewish is dualistic myopic hate. Not even fit for maggots. Certainly not fit for mammals with big brains.

Vs. 8: Then the fourth bowl on the sun, and it was allowed to burn people with its fiery heat. EQ.

The sun has been hot and stays hot a long time. And it will burn people especially if we have trouble with the ozone. One of the biggest problems we have is that 80 percent of the jungles and forest that had protected us from the sun have been slaughters. By myopic greedy warmongering pricks.

We need many more trees. No pissing around. Plant a tree and protect the jungles and rain forest with extreme prejudice.

Vs. 9: … But they would not turn from their sins and praise his greatness. EQ.

Fuck the praise. His greatness is her greatness and to be just a little scientific, for science is light years ahead of religious babble, life’s greatness. There is so much that life has to offer and we continue to slaughter it before even knowing what we are doing. Life is great. Don’t waste time praising, fucking well do something.

The next curse is darkness and a continued suffering from the ailments. The sixth plague is drying up the Euphrates. To provide a way for armies to march over and kill the other army. We have boats and planes now. Missiles. Biological weapons.

“But the river is drying up.”

“Yes. Thanks mostly to dams upstream in Syria and Turkey. The whole place is drying up.”

“So we are at the end times.”

“Sure. The end of the world of tyranny. And that’s a good thing. Another thing to remember is that the plates are moving. There is a big split in Africa that has greatly changed the climate of east Africa. Many millions of years in the making. Climate always change. We have periodic ice ages. The earth is in motion in every way. Nothing stays the same. And many panic end of the world freaks like to take the odd verse out of the Bible and say look, it said so. The scripture says so many things. You can justify anything. And the end of the world is obvious because we are so fucking predictable.”

vs. 13: Then I saw three unclean spirits that looked like frogs. EQ.

“What the fuck is wrong with frogs. Pray tell.”

“They invaded Egypt and the Lord killed them all and they stank up the place.”

vs. 16: Then the spirits brought the kings together in the place that in Hebrew is called Armageddon. EQ.

“So Armageddon is the place. Where is it.”

“It is a town just south of the sea of Galilee.”

“For real.”

“Yes, many battles have been fought there and the last one is about now so we’ve made it through most of it. In fact, Israel would be in a position to call for peace talks and we could skip the big war. And should we have it, which is possible since we have been warring thousands of years, it will be a stinking mess. Oil wells will burn, the sea will burn and smoke and oil will reach the poles. It will be ugly. But since they are all believers, it is the official last war and we can finally stop with all this myopic idiocy.”

Vs. 17: Then the seventh angel poured out his bowl in the air. A loud voice came from the throne in the temple, saying, “It is done!” EQ.

“That could be from the burning oil. And the earthquake could be an atomic bomb or two.”

“What, an atomic war.”

“Maybe one last one to piss off the whole world which would either put them all asleep forever or wake them finally the fuck up.”

Vs. 19: The great city was split into three parts. EQ.

“It already is. Isn’t it. Judochristislam.”

Vs. 20: All the islands disappeared, all the mountains vanished. EQ.

As long as the plates are moving there will always be new mountains and new islands. This verse is simply wrong like most all of scripture is.

“Unless he is talking financial mountains. And islands of luxury.”

“The ruling class strong holds, maybe.”

Vs. 21: Huge hailstones, each weighing as much as fifty kilogrammes, fell from the sky on people… EQ.

And that too is taken out of the Torah. Blaming the weather on God. Stupid apes thinking natural disasters are personal.

“Stupid paranoid apes take everything personally. That’s their myopic nature.”

“Well thank the heavens this age is ending and the new one starting.”


chapter 17

vs. 1: … “Come, and I will show you how the famous prostitute is to be punished, that great city that is built near many rivers. EQ.

The city has moved since then, most of it. He is talking of Rome. But he makes it clear that Rome is Babylon. Babylon is now also Washington D.C. as well as a district in London. One is the Vatican. Several other islands. Mostly landlocked.

vs. 4: The woman was dressed in purple and scarlet, and covered with gold ornaments, precious stones, and pearls. EQ.

John doesn’t likely mean the Church but he has described Judochristislam. The great prostitute of the royal family. The War Lords.

“Well, he bloody well likely means royalty. The ruling class. Religion is nothing but their marketing whores.”

Vs. 5: … “Great Babylon, the mother of all the prostitutes and perverts in the world.” EQ.

“In case anyone was wondering.”

“And when we think of prostitutes, think not of people who sell sex for money. For that is an honest business. Or it could be. The prostitutes, again, are the religious leaders. The bloody propagators of lies. Death cult demons of the dark ages.”

Vs. 6: And I saw that the woman was drunk with the blood of God’s people and the blood of those who were killed because they had been loyal to Jesus. EQ.

This is again in reference to Rome, specifically Nero. Things have not changed much since then so just substitute Washington or any other power house in there. Babylon is everywhere.

The military industrial complex sits in the United States of America and with America soldiers wages wars all around the world. They have been waging war since they followed Columbus over the Atlantic. The war dogs of Europe.

And the rest of the world knows it.

Vs. 9: … “The seven heads are seven hills, on which the woman sits.” EQ.

We are still talking of Babylon. And seven hills have become seven continents.

Vs. 12: “The ten horns you saw are ten kings who have not yet begun to rule, but who will be given authority to rule as kings for one hour with the beast. EQ.

Sounds a little like the New World Order. One hour must be interpreted but we will guess for a short time. They’ll think they have it all set up and it will crumble.

“Why will it crumble.”

“It is built on corruption. Absolutely now foundation, no authority. Just greedy power drunk myopic pricks looking to rule the world. The animals will not have it. The beasts will show them what wild means.”

Vs. 13: These ten all have the same purpose, and they give their power and authority to the beast. EQ.

John refers to Babylon.

Vs. 14: They will fight against the Lamb; but the Lamb, together with his called, chosen, and faithful followers, will defeat them, because he is Lord of lords and King of kings.”

“He means our team.”

“Damn right he does. The animals’ uprising.”

vs. 15: ... “The waters you saw, on which the prostitute is sitting, are nations, people, races and languages. EQ.

“I’d like to interrupt to thank Martin Luther for translating the scripture into the people’s language and William Tyndale for translating the scripture into the people’s language.”

“Well thank you for updating it so that it can be understood.”

vs. 18: “The woman you saw is the great city that ruled over the kings of the earth.” EQ.

911 was a planned event. A, so to speak, necessary event to shock the people and charge them up to march off to yet another war. Raise gold and oil prices. Sell security as a necessity. Big Daddy watching you to keep you safe and have you spy on your friends and family. Paranoia rules. Babylon is a bitch.

“A prick, really.”

The next event will be to enforce marshal law in the United States of America. It will be staged and brutal.

“Do you think they’ll shoot the President.”

“Maybe, but likely they will test a new weapon at home. We’ll have to wait and see what they bring us.”

“Can we stop them.”

“Yes.”

The time to remove them is now.


chapter 18

John doesn’t have any good news for Babylon.

vs. 2: He cried out in a loud voice: “She has fallen! Great Babylon has fallen! She is now haunted by demons and unclean spirits; all kinds of filthy and hateful birds live in her. 3. For all the nations have drunk her wine – the strong wine of her immoral lust. The kings of the earth practiced sexual immorality with her, and the businessmen of the world grew rich from her unrestrained lust.” EQ.

John was talking of Rome but Babylon has managed to live on. It sits in a few places. Washington, New York, London and a few other great cities around the planet. And they are all built the same way. Ruling class tyrants. The big businessmen, the mighty merchants, of the world are pirates. Smiling blind hyenas.

Vs. 4: … “Come out, my people! Come out from her! EQ.

Vs. 5: For her sins are piled up as high as heaven, EQ.

vs. 7: Give her as much suffering and grief
as the glory and luxury she gave herself.
For she keeps telling herself:
‘Here I sit, a queen!
I am no widow,
I will never know grief!’ EQ.

We must remember John was very pissed off about his fellow Christians being burned at the whim of Nero. The torture has continued for the common people throughout the ages. We, however, must not poison our chances of a free world by harbouring hate. Hate will only feed the next rise of Babylon. Babylon was built on lies and corruption. Bloody and plunder. War and hate. It has propagated ignorance and obedience and ruled with terror and fear. We must learn that we are here on what should be and can be a paradise. Not forever but for a few billion years and we will be building our own space fairing paradise ships in the next few hundred years. We will leave our mother earth and even our grandmother sun.

Babylon must die.

vs. 10: “How terrible! How awful! This great and mighty city Babylon! In just one hour you have been punished! EQ.

The truth will set us free. From the chains of tyranny.

vs. 14: The businessmen say to her, “All the good things you longed to own have disappeared, and all your wealth and glamour are gone, and you will never find them again!” EQ.

For in truth there is no luxury more beautiful than a healthy paradise. A place for living creatures. With clean air, clean water and clean earth. Clean is not sterile. Clean is full of life.

vs. 16: … “How terrible! How awful for the great city! She used to dress herself in linen, purple, and scarlet, and cover herself with gold ornaments, precious stones, and pearls! 17. And in one hour she has lost all this wealth!” EQ.

Don’t take ‘one hour’ too literally. A mushroom pops up in a few hours but it has been under the ground much longer. The war against Babylon has been underground thousands of years. From generation to generation passed on in our stories and songs. In our hopes and dreams. In the other creatures of this planet. We are the beast angels and heaven is ours. We will take it back.

Take it back. Fuck the whores of Wall Street. Revoke the patents on life. Decentralize and don’t buy their products of lies. Audit the Federal Reserve. Empty the banks and throw all the big thieves into prison.

vs. 20: ... For God has condemned her for what she did to you! EQ.

vs. 23: Your businessmen were the most powerful in all the world, and with your false magic you deceived all the peoples of the world!” EQ.

John means the wickedly wealthy. The New World Order like the Old World Order. Ruling class vultures and the rest of us slaves. The biggest wealth made from betting money that does not represent anything. Pissing the wealth away and taxing the slaves for more to piss that away.

So fuck your world bank and the rest of your organized crime.

Your time to step down is now.


revelation chapters 19 - 21