chapter 07

This is bloody mad. Who the fuck is Milkycheesedick and what the fuck has he to do with anything. How the fuck did he get written in here. What happened to the King David story. This is an outrage.

Vs. 1: This Melchizedek was king of Salem a priest of the Most High God. EQ.

“What God was that. The most highest high God as high as you can get God. And he fucked little boys he got as booty. Why ain’t that written in there.”

For those who don’t remember the story of this wing nut.

Vs. 1: … As Abraham was coming back from the battle in which he defeated the four kings, Melchizedek met him and blessed him, EQ.

“Well ain’t that the cat’s ass, the bull’s balls, the cow’s cunt. Milkycheesdick took time out of his busy schedule of war mongering, for the price of the plunder that fit in one tent, to bless Abraham, a fellow warmongering moron.”

King of righteousness and peace.

King Myass. Fucking stupid apes and their retarded war games.

vs. 3: ... He is like the Son of God; he remains a priest for ever. EQ.

“Oh the fuck he does. Every fucking village had a fucking king and or priest. It is the game the idiot apes play.”

Vs. 4: You see, then, how great he was, Abraham, our famous ancestor, gave him a tenth of all he got in the battle. EQ.

“Well that fucking proves it. No fucking question. Milkycheesedick mentioned once in passing in an insignificant battle. A famous pimp of his own sister, Abraham, gives some shit they plundered from a town they took as slaves and that makes the Milkycheesedick the premise for writing Hebrews. A book to mock the teachings of Jesus Christ.”

Vs. 10. For Levi had not yet been born, but was, so to speak, in the body of his ancestor Abraham when Melchizedek met him. EQ.

“Don’t hold back on the brilliance. Let it fucking flow. Isaac, not the son of Abraham begat Jacob, possibly also not the son of Isaac and certainly a little bitch, begat with 4 different women 12 sons. And Levi most famous for convincing a city state to cut off their foreskins because one of them raped Dinah, the sister, the daughter of don’t ask me from which mother, so he and his brother could slaughter them all. That Levi. Murderer and sheepherder was, so to speak, in Abraham. At the time. Fuck. That is just fucking brilliant.”

Vs. 12: For when the priesthood is changed, there also has to be a change in the law. EQ.

Well now. That is a nice rule. Keep the slaves guessing.

Vs. 14: It is well known that he was born a member of the tribe of Judah; and Moses did not mention this tribe when he spoke of priests. EQ.

“Why did Moses make the Levi tribe priests.”

“Lord Moses decided that on account, well, the story was he was the son of two Levites. And after Murdering the first two sons of Aaron, Aarons third and fourth sons were the sons of Moses. So his line should be holy priest for ever. Is what Lord Moses said.”

“Lord Moses was just a self-serving prick.”

“He was also the inbred bastard son of the Pharaoh. The Pharaoh that raped his own daughter. So he wasn’t even a Hebrew. And he likely couldn’t speak Hebrew very well and that is why he needed Aaron to talk to the Hebrews.”

“And if Jesus was the son of Lord Herod then he wasn’t a descendant of Judah anyway.”

“Fucking ancestor worship is getting on my nuts. Anyway.”

Vs. 17: For the scripture says, “You will be a priest for ever, in the priestly order of Melchizedek.” 18. The old rule, then, is set aside, because it was weak and useless. 19. For the Law of Moses could not make anything perfect. And now a better hope has been provided through which we come near to God. EQ.

“When did it say that and if it said that, what the flying fuck is a priest for fuck sake.”

“I think they simple don’t want anyone to read Hebrews.”

“What.”

“They are trying to drown us in a shit storm so we take a detour.”

“Are we going to.”

“No. I’m having fun beating the shit out of their fuck ass shit storm.”

They go on making up many random excuses why Moses didn’t cut it and why, even though he was only mentioned once in the fairy tale, Milkycheesedick is the cooler war monger so, get ready for this leap.

Vs. 21 But Jesus became a priest by means of a vow when God said to him,
“The Lord has made a solemn promise and will not take it back:
‘You will be a priest for ever.’”
22. This difference, then, also makes Jesus the guarantee of a better covenant. EQ.

“Jesus wasn’t a priest and anyhow there is no such thing. And if there was such a creature, where is the logic. What Lord made what promise. And how does that mean anything.”

vs. 26: Jesus, then, is the High Priest that meets our needs. He is holy; he has no fault or sin in him; he has been set apart from sinners and raised above the heavens. 27. He is not like other high priest; EQ.

Who the fuck wrote fucking Hebrews. Were they drunken lunatics.

“Jesus was not a priest of any order. He was a bastard that said fuck you and your fucking stinking synagogues you lying thieving slime from the shit of the slugs of the open sewage system of hell.”

“Did he really.”

“It has been written.”


chapter 08

The Bible is fuckinunbefuckinlievable.

Vs. 1: The whole point of what we are saying is that we have such a High Priest who sits at the right of the throne of the Divine Majesty in heaven. 2. He serves as High Priest in the Most Holy Place, that is, in the real tent which was put up by the Lord, not by man. EQ.

When we repeatedly say, go fuck your self, it is not to be offensive. It is just some good advice.

Sometimes even a good shit can help one relax and come back down to earth. It is myopic madness to speak seriously of a High Priest, Divine Majesty. It is a system of mental slavery to a supposed dictatorship.

“I’m the man, and you’re the man and he’s the fuckin’ man as well, so you can put your fuckin’ finger up your ass.” Tool.

It is meant literally.

There was a game we played when we were children. We had a small hill of sand and there was only room for one to stand at the top. Anyone who stood on the top could be pushed off by anyone else who wanted to stand on the top and sing: ‘I’m the king of the castle and you’re the dirty rotten asshole.’ The original song didn’t use the word asshole.

And this is the same song the big boys sing. It is a silly ape game. One can give himself the title of anything he chooses, King, Lord, Sir, God. But it is just a silly game. And High Priest is also just a stupid silly fantasy.

vs. 5: It is the same as it was with Moses. EQ.

No it was the opposite of the story of Mossass. Moses had his tent of luxury, that supposedly God told him to build. A luxury tent with fine fabrics, skins of dolphins, not real dolphins but some other sea creature now extinct through over slaughtering, and much hand crafted gold. In the inner tent only the Lord Moses was permitted under penalty of death. And in this inner tent Moses raped many very young sex slaves of both sexes. Children from communities that had been slaughtered by his army. Kill everyone but the virgins. That was Moses. And he kept it hidden from his army and their families who lived in squalor with their domesticated animals. And he had many servants he gave the title priests. They had many rituals for sacrificing animals and burning them on the horned alter, an alter very much like the other famous cult of Moloch. Same rituals. One over Lord and degrees of servants.

Jesus did not have an army of murderers. He carried no weapons. He taught that everyone could have the Kingdom of God. God is in you. Heaven is at hand. We are all the same family. Love one another. Love life.

vs. 9: They were not faithful to the covenant I made with them... EQ.

The covenant in question is the Laws of Moses. Made by a myopic mad megalomaniac who claimed he was the only one who could speak to the Lord. A little like Paul but less lovable. Hysterical and vengeful and a bloody murdering tyrant. And if we say this a few too many times it is in the hope that some will actually go read the fucking books of Moses and see what a shambles the really are. Holy Shit. Random rules forever which were simply contradictory and impossible.

Vs. 13: By speaking of a new covenant, God has made the first one old; and anything that becomes old and worn out will soon disappear. EQ.

Thank evolution.


chapter 09

Anyone who has not read the Torah will not understand Hebrews. It is the Moses as God the tyrant story compared to Jesus the self-sacrifice story.

And in a quantum way, there is relative clarity in this chapter. But instead of saying bloody rituals are mad ape rituals, it attempts to justify them.

vs. 3: Behind the second curtain was the Tent called the Most Holy Place. EQ.

That was where the gold jar of manna and the stone Laws and gold bathtub and gold bed was. The inner tent of luxury. And the reason everyone had their head cut off if they looked inside was, Moses didn’t want no one seeing him rape children.

“Really.”

“Yes really. Those who give themselves grand titles are almost always the most vile of all creatures. And Moses had given himself the title of the Lord’s spokesman. Only Moses knew the will of God. And to this day there are fools who buy into this obvious brutal lie.”

vs. 4: Aaron’s stick that had sprouted leaves. EQ.

One very nice thing about the Good News Bible is they give the corresponding references.

For example. What we have here in 9:4 refers to Exodus 30. 1-6, 25. 10-16, 16. 33; Numbers 17. 8-10, Exodus 25. 16; Deuteronomy 10. 3.5

vs. 5: ... But now is not the time to explain everything in detail. EQ.

But now that now is a few thousand years after Moses and a few hundred years after Hebrews, we will take the time to explain a few things in detail so that there may be some understanding. Aaron’s stick was his staff. And it was exchanged for a stick with leaves on it one night in the secret inner tent to prove to the morons that God chose Aaron to be High Priest. In truth, Moses chose him. Moses was the Lord.

Vs. 5: Above the Box were the winged creatures representing God’s presence, with their wings spread over the place where sins were forgiven. EQ.

The tent was full of symbols and when one examines the details it is very clear that we have a case of idolatry. Bovine blood cult.

vs. 10: since they have to do only with food, drink, and various purification ceremonies. EQ.

This is what your narrator would call Jewish though it is common throughout the world. If something seems to work than it is made into a custom or rule or law. And never again questioned. If Moses said the Lord told him that was how he wanted things to be done, than that was how they were to be done for ever. No questions. And this is myopic madness. It is also fear for the real. The ever changing very impersonal real. There is no God the Father. We are here on our own. This may seem frightening but it is the situation and pretending that it isn’t by making many random rules will lessen our chances of survival. The more we know the better our chances of making it in an impersonal universe.

We can make our lives personal by being social creatures. Not obedient slaves to the asshole apes with titles of authority. Authority titles are ritualistic illusions.

vs. 14: Since this is true... useless rituals... EQ.

People believe the Bible to be holy because they have not read it. Or they have read it and not understood it.

Because the Bible is unbelievable. Another way to say it. It is impossible to believe the Bible. It may even have been purposely written to be impossible. A challenge to the slaves to voice an objection to the mad rituals.

vs. 21: In the same way Moses also sprinkled the blood on the Covenant Tent and over all the things used in worship. EQ.

vs. 22: Indeed, according to the Law almost everything is purified by blood, and sins are forgiven only if blood is poured out. EQ.

This is meant literally. Moses and his priests threw blood on everything. Blood was the ritual. And the burning of animal fat. The cloud was real before the tent. Burning sheep, goats and cattle. Blood cult. Mad apes and their gaggle of Gods to justify their panicking madness at becoming aware of the universe.

Animals were not all that were slaughtered by the mad ape. It was how law was kept. Even blasphemy, which is defined as anything said against the murdering tyrants with the title of Lord was punished by death. Not punishable. It was the rule.

Spare the sword, spoil the hoard. That is the law of tyranny. As it still is. But we are trying to move beyond it. And the Jesus story is an attempt to do away with the Laws of Moses. The sword.

And try love and communication. Common sense and common decency.


hebrews chapters 10 - 12