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THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's second letter to the CORINTHIANS

 

chapter 10

vs. 1: ... By the gentleness and kindness of Christ, I beg you 2. not to be harsh when I come; for I am sure I can deal harshly with those who say that we act from Worldly motives. EQ

vs. 6: And after you have proved your complete loyalty, we will be ready to punish any act of disloyalty. EQ

That sounds like the kings knight that has come to collect taxes. Give us what you have or we kill you.

Gold fever. The most widespread mental illness on the planet. The illness that has murdered so much of life already.

Paul is a lieing asshole.

Israel. Drop your lie.

The messiah has spoken.

chapter 11


Paul paul get ready for your fall.

vs. 3: I am afraid that your minds will be corrupted and that you will abandon your full and pure devotion to see Christ - in the same way that Eve was deceived by the snake's clever lies. EQ

vs. 5: I do not think that I am the least bit inferior to those very special so-called "apostles" of yours! EQ

vs. 7: I did not charge you a thing when I preached the Good News of God to you... EQ

vs. 8: I was robbing them... EQ

vs. 13: Those men are not true apostles - they are false apostles, who lie about their work and disguise themselves to look like real apostles of Christ. 14. Well, no wonder! Even Satan can disguise himself to look like an angel of light! EQ

And that is what Paul has done. Paul and his belief business. Belief saves on swords.

vs. 16: I repeat: no one should think that I am a fool. EQ

No Paul. I don't think you are a fool. I think you are brilliant. But you are criminally insane and are killing paradise.

vs. 17: Of course what I am saying now is not what the Lord would like me to say... EQ

Ah. Really.

vs. 23: I sound like a madman... EQ

Ah. Really.

vs, 23: but I am a better servant that they are! EQ

Then Paul lists a bunch of shit: whipped by Jews and Romans. Stoned. Stoned and he just gets up afterwards.

People do not get up after a stoning.

Ship wrecks, floods, robbers.

A real fuckin' hero.

vs. 31: The God and Father of the Lord Jesus - blessed be his name for ever! knows that I am not lying. EQ

Paul believed Jesus was dead. His body stolen by his disciples. Like most Jews believe.

He certainly didn't think I'd be back 2,000 years later.

To call him the biggest lying asshole since Moses.

chapter 12


Paul was impotent. I don't say this to be mean. It is the matter of him that makes him so mean.

Asimov had a character called the Mule in the 2nd or 3rd book of the Foundation. The Mule could manipulate emotions and he could do it so that you were his slave. And he was a pathetic ass like Paul.

And he loved and admired one woman and stayed out of her head.

She took him down.

People. We don't want to be saved by artificial intelligence. It will not be good for our relationship with AI. We need to be sane before then.

vs. 14: It is you I want, not your money. EQ

No. Paul wants both. But he likely cares less about the money. He wants obedience to him. Lucifer. Satan. Death. Hate.

vs. 16: ...But someone will say that I was crafty, and trapped you with lies. EQ

Well, Paul, my sad and pathetic failed soul. I believe you wanted someone to call you on it. Acknowledge your brilliance.

Admit that the devil is real and that you own the one God religions. Making you the most powerful man in the western world.

Next time. Don't be a slave to a lie.

You miserable fuck.


second corinthians chapters 13