steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's second letter to the CORINTHIANS

 

chapter 07

vs. 1: All these promises are made to us, my dear friends. So then, let us purify ourselves from everything that makes body and soul unclean, and let us be completely holy by living in awe of God. EQ.

Obedience. Fear of the big fucker in the sky. Paul is making mockery.

vs. 2: Make room for us in your hearts. We have wronged no one; we have ruined no one, nor tried to take advantage of anyone. EQ.

This is a perfect lie. So obvious after many years of doing exactly what Paul says he doesn’t. We all have Jewish, Christian and Moslem friends. We know that they are not evil. But their history, our history, is a history of bloody war. Oppression and hate.

Vs. 11: See what God did with this sadness of yours; how earnest it has made you, how eager to prove your innocence! Such indignation, such alarm, such feelings, such devotion, such readiness to punish wrong-doing! You have shown yourselves to be without fault in the whole matter. EQ.

This sort of statement makes your narrator laugh. For in a way, Paul is talking also to those who read the letter years later. And it is Moses and Paul that have been the inspiration for the rage of this updated book. So, in all modesty, thanks for your support guys.

Vs. 15: And so his love for you grows stronger, as he remembers how all of you were ready to obey his instructions, how you welcomed him with fear and trembling. 16. How happy I am that I can depend on you completely! EQ.

We will obey no more. We will fear no more. You can depend on us to rebuke your lies.

Paul and his business of blind belief are very evil. He turns Jesus backwards. Almost perfectly.

Said Jesus. “The Kingdom of Heaven is at hand.” Here now. This is it. We are part of one of the most beautiful events in the universe.

And Paul and his lying prick friends tell us. God is the man in the sky. To get to heaven, you first must die. And when you get there you will pay reverence to him for eternity. Madness. Boring as hell.

The planet is being ripped apart and poisoned by these lying fuckers and in every town in the western world is a Goddamn church to tell fools to be blind fools and hold onto the fairy tale promises of Moses and Paul. And ignore the message of Jesus Christ. Reject your instinct and deny evolution. Billions of years of our heritage thrown off for a bloody lie.

You who are not fools, gather up your courage and go at the leaders with wise rebuke. Demand an end to authority over life.


chapter 08

Religion in its modern form is not a small crime against humanity and the rest of life. It is criminal insanity. The rich robbing the poor.

vs. 2: ... but their joy was so great that they were extremely generous in their giving, even though they are very poor. EQ.

Buying their tickets to heaven.

vs. 3: ... Of their own free will 4. they begged us and pleaded for the privilege of having a part in helping God’s people in Judaea. EQ.

“Paul. You are a tedious fuck.”

“Don’t you think he’s just trying to be nice by taking money from the poor and saying that he is taking it to give to the even poorer in Judea.”

“Almost every help organization ever created for whatever reason uses most of its funds for holy administration.”

vs. 8: I am not laying down any rules. EQ.

Liar. You have made a mess of rules and wiped the life out of the life of the planet. To make a world of obedient slaves. Rules and belief are more mighty now than the real.

Be nice and send Israel, the insane sperm worship family, money. Fuck you Israel.

“Why Israel.”

“Have you not been to a meeting where they tell everyone to do the right thing and buy Israel bonds so they can have the mightiest war machine in the east.”

“Sure.”

“Well, fuck Israel.”

“I thought you made friends with Jacob.”

“Israel is now a mighty military nation. And it is a self-righteous hateful nation and I’m sick of their bullshit propaganda.”


chapter 09

vs. 2: I know you are willing to help... EQ.

vs. 3: ... you will be ready with your help. EQ.

vs. 5: ... get ready in advance the gift you promised to make. ... it will show that you give because you want to, not because you have to. EQ.

vs. 7: ... for God loves the one who gives gladly. EQ.

“And if you don’t give gladly we will reject you and speak badly of you.”

And if anyone still doesn’t think the Church is a subsidiary of the fuckin’ synagogue Moses Law lie die and go to heaven business cult of ignorance.

Get therapy.

“I often heard Christians tell stories about those poor kids that get involved in cults and the drama involved to get them out.”

“And into Christianity. Fucking great. What the fuck is Christianity if not a blind cult of obedience. Try getting someone out of that fucked up cult. And good fucking luck to you.”

“But Christians follow Christ. And Christianity is the nicest thing to belong to because Jesus was nice.”

“Fuck off. Jesus was a free animal. Jesus was Esau. He was a creature of the wild. He did not like the cage religion still is for our mind, body and holy spirit.”

“Some would say religion was the beginning of abstract thinking.”

“Maybe it was. It does not make God real or the after life real. And to propagate it after we have become industrious intelligent creators is insanity. And a big bad business.”

Stop giving money to religions. They are living in palaces and castles because you buy into their lies.


second corinthians chapters 10 - 12