steve howard's update of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's second letter to the CORINTHIANS

 

chapter 01

The introduction in the Good News Bible tells us there were those in Corinth who shared your narrator’s opinion about Paul. Accused him of being a false apostle.

He is obviously not a friend of Jesus. He is a Jewish Priest. And he is telling the Church to be a Jewish extension.

And that is what it is. A daughter company that sells lies at a very high price. For they have stolen heaven and locked it behind their castle walls.

vs. 15: I was so sure of all this that I made plans at first to visit you, in order that you might be blessed twice. EQ.

Here comes Paul the Super Jew.
He’s bringing his law to all of you.
You all now know what to do.
Forget what you thought you knew.

vs. 21: ... it is God himself who has set us apart, 22. who has placed his mark of ownership upon us ... EQ.

Like cattle before assholes fenced off the world. Brand them so it is clear who owns the walking meat.

“What brand is on the believers.”

“The ignorant idiot brand.”

What monotheistic religion do you hold on to.
Which pack of pricks tells you what to do.
Who made the world into a human zoo.
Why have none of the inmates a fucking clue.

Vs. 24: We are not trying to dictate to you what you must believe... EQ.

“Than what the fuck is it you are attempting to do with all your new rules like the old rules. You backwards flying wide-open ass. Hole.

“Why do people believe the bible is holy.”

“Because they are illiterate.”

“Or lazy.”


chapter 02

Paul grovels.

vs. 1: So I made up my mind not to come to you again to make you sad. EQ.

“What.”

“Oh, Paul the Super Jew thinks we can’t survive without his Jewish Priest hate women, knowledge and wisdom arrogant bullshit.”

“That makes him a little arrogant, does it not.”

“He is a big limp dick.”

Vs. 9: I wrote you that letter because I wanted to find out how well you had stood the test and whether you are always ready to obey my instructions. EQ.

“Always obey my instructions doesn’t sound like we aren’t telling you what to believe.”

“Paul is a dualistic bent tuning fork. He says everything from two sides and it comes to nothing so that in the end it is just white noise.”

“And can a religion be made of white noise.”

“Is there a religion that isn’t white noise.”

Vs. 10: When you forgive someone for what he has done, I forgive him too. EQ.

“Forgive him for what.”

“I think he might be talking about Timothy. If not him, someone else who had the nerve to contradict the laws of Paul the Super Jew.”

Vs. 10: … I do it in Christ’s presence because of you, 11. in order to keep Satan from getting the upper hand of us; for we know what his plans are. EQ.

“What does he mean by Christ’s presence.”

“He justifies all his insanity in the name of Christ or God.”

“What is Satan’s plan.”

“To become the pope and rule the world from a big castle.”

“Than Satan has succeeded.”

“Yes, he has. But only as long as he is not recognized. And the time has come. We now know that Satan is real.”

“And what can we do.”

“End religion and ignorance. Satan will wither and die like a slug on a desert road.”

vs. 17: We are not like so many others, who handle God’s message as if it were cheap merchandise.. EQ.

But that is exactly what Paul is doing. Turning the message of Jesus into big business by burying it in a sea of shit. Selling holy gibberish and making a killing. Our model for modern business. Jacob’s take over of the world with the world-wide shopping mall of trash and poisons. The robbing of Esau. A stab in the back to the creatures of the planet for the profit of the very few.

“The animals are back to tear down the lies. And burn your crosses.”

You pea brained sheep cowering in ape bodies. Your theater will be torn down.

“Satan, get your stinking ass off the planet.”


chapter 03

We have believed long enough. That we must die to go to heaven. While we stand in it and watch the leaders rape it.

vs. 6: The written law brings death, but the Spirit gives life. EQ.

Spirit, just as a reminder, is not separate from life. It is present only in the living. It is our instinct. Supernatural is an oxymoron. And anyone that refuses to see that heaven is real and now is a moronic ox.

“Is that from Paul the Super Jew. Can we say he is telling us the written law is violent oppression.”

“Seems to be in contradiction to his writing of many rules. But contradiction is the way of the written religious law. It may very well be a bloody mockery. The three grand monotheistic bullshit stories mocking the intelligence of the primate that has been let go of their chains of metal and replaced with chains of fear.”

“And it came to pass that monotheistic religions imploded and the world was set free.”

vs. 14: Their minds, indeed, were closed; and to this very day their minds are covered with the same veil as they read the books of the old covenant. EQ.

Paul is reminding us how fucking stupid people are who hold to The Torah. The mother of monotheistic religions.

“Father.”

“Prick. Moses was a big swinging dick.”

“A raging hard on.”

“If Paul is criticizing the Jews for remaining Jews and making Christianity the same as Judaism, he is actually admitting that what he is doing is a crock of shit.”

“There is no doubt, and this will be made ever clearer, that Paul wanted someone to see the insanity of religion.”

“So Satan isn’t so bad after all.”

“Protagonist would be a less misleading word. Satan has weird connotations.”

“The backwards thrust.”

Paul would have us believe that God and Moses made the ten commandments. There are a few billion idiots that still believe this fairy tale. The ten commandments were not made by a God. They were made by Lord Moses. He was always talking to himself. An arrogant insane megalomaniac. He thought God was in fire. And he wasn’t the only one who had such paranoid delusions.

“He was likely just making shit up as he went along to freak out the idiots that believe he was the cult of personality. Like Hitler and Napoleon.”

“Just another genocide freak.”

“And children rapist.”

“A royal fuck up.”

“Scream bloody blasphemy at creeds of yesterday.”

And it came to pass that the myopic frightened apes of the planet earth dropped their ignorant superstitions and began to see the real. Hard and impersonal as it was, it was a grand universe. And they were fit for the task of enjoying the adventure of survival and became the creators. The frightened apes left their lies behind them and became the gods.


second corinthians chapters 04 - 06