barbaralba's translation of the new testament
BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's second letter to the CORINTHIANS

 

chapter 01

The introduction in the Good News Bible tells us there were those in Corinth who shared my opinion about Paul. Accused him of being a false apostle.

I think he is obviously not a friend of Jesus. He is a Jewish Priest. And he is telling the Church to be a Jewish extension.

And that is what it is. A daughter company that sells lies at a very high price.

vs. 15: I was so sure of all this that I made plans at first to visit you, in order that you might be blessed twice. EQ

It's a sad situation my fellow Christians and children of Christians. Jesus was a real right on man. He didn't say build a church of Jewish lies. He said Love Life. Be real.

vs. 21: ... it is God himself who has set us apart, 22. who has placed his mark of ownership upon us ... EQ

Like cattle before assholes fenced off the world. Brand them so it is clear who owns the walking meat.

vs 24: We are not trying to dictate to you what you must believe...

Right. Then what the flogging hell are you doing, you backward flying wide open ass. Hole.

"Why do people believe the bible is holy."

"Because they are illiterate."

Or they simply didn't take time to work through it. Which is okay, if you don't call yourself a Christian.

chapter 02

Paul grovels.

vs. 2: So I made up my mind not to come to you again to make you sad. EQ

"What."

"Oh, Paul thinks we can't survive without his Jewish Priest hate women and wisdom arrogant bullshit."

vs. 17: We are not like so many others, who handle God's message as if it were cheap merchandise.. EQ

But that is exactly what Paul is. Turning the message of Jesus into big business.

And anyone who doesn't think the Church is big business.

Check their books.

Jesus laughed.

"I am back to tear down the lies. And burn your crosses."

You stupid sheep.

chapter 03


We have believed long enough. That we must die to go to heaven. While we stand in it and watch the leaders rape it.

vs. 6: The written law brings death, but the Spirit gives life. EQ

Quick. Give Paul 6 points for some nice clarity. Spirit people. Has everything to do with life. Spirit does not exist outside of life.

vs. 14: Their minds, indeed, were closed; and to this very day their minds are covered with the same veil as they read the books of the old covenant. EQ

The Torah. The mother of western religion.

"Father."

Yes. Kill the life like pagan woman friendly customs with extreme prejudice so that war lords become the Gods.

"Scream bloody blasphemy at creeds of yesterday."


second corinthians chapters 04 - 06