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BARBARALBA BIBLE

THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT

Paul's first letter to the CORINTHIANS

 

chapter 16

Well then, Paul closes off his letter telling people to collect money for Jerusalem.

I was at a meeting like this once. As an assistant to the food chef. And they ate and told the people why Israel needed their money.

"How are we to have the strongest army and air force without loads of gold. Gold is god and if you have any love of God, buy Israel bonds. And we will buy American cluster bombs."

vs. 23: Whoever does not love the Lord - a curse on him!

Paul. Fuck off. You are a wide open asshole.


second corinthians chapters 01 - 03