chapter 04

Paul babbles on about the hard life of an apostle. He is a wining little deceiving bitch. A tyrant of dualism. A self proclaimed holy man. A devil. A hyena. A venereal disease.

“You gotta love the guy though.”

“He does have his moments. Like a wild rose on the surface of a landslide that is covering the village in mud.”

“Or the rainbow reflecting on the surface of the oil poisoned ocean clogged with plastic floating islands and no more fish.”

Vs. 5: For it seems to me that God has given the very last place to us apostles, like men condemned to die in public as a spectacle for the whole world of angels and of mankind.” EQ.

“Paul you wining little bitch. You go from town to town being pampered, collecting money for the Jews. Meeting with fucking royalty. You sound like the fucking Mother Teresa. Me me me me me. Look at me, ain’t I fucking modest and most holy.”

“Beaker.”

“Nothing but complaining like a little bitch. And we should feel sorry for the fuck while slaves are still in chains. While children are still starving on the streets with no clean water to drink. Get real Paul. You have chosen to be what you are. Few people have such a freedom. You will get a kick in the ass as a reward for your silly games.”

vs. 13: ... We are no more than the world’s refuse; we are the scum of the earth to this very moment! EQ.

“Thou hath truly said.”

Paul is making the rules of the church clear. He’s explaining the opposite of what Jesus taught and he is making mockery of his wisdom.

Vs. 15: For even if you have ten thousand guardians in your Christian life, you have only one father. For in your life in union with Christ Jesus I have become your father by bringing the Good News to you. 16. I beg you, then, to follow my example. EQ.

“Paul, go fuck yourself slow and hard.”

He is making the way clear for a line of Popes just like the line of Priests. Christianity is Judaism 2.0. It is such a cheap con and he has suckered so many with his gibberish. And for those mocking Moslems who think that Mohamed wasn’t Paul again. Bong. Judaism 3.0.

“What will we report back to the mother ship.”

“Break on through to the other side.” Jim Morrison

Paul says act like I tell you to act or I will come and whip the shit out of you.

“He does.”

“Shall I include the verse.”

“Please do, it would make the thing more clear.”

“Like a freshly filled with shit diaper.”

Vs. 20: For the Kingdom of God is not a matter of words but of power. 21. Which do you prefer? Shall I come to you with a whip, or in a spirit of love and gentleness? EQ.

“Well that sounds like a wife beating and raping abusive alcoholic illiterate father of a large family of starving crying children.”

“It sounds like the logic of a babbling river of shit.”

“It looks like Paul takes the world for a bunch of fucking morons. That is what it looks like.”

“Well, with so many Christians running around, I guess Paul was right. The world is full of idiots.”

“Shall we send the virus. Finish our report and go home.”

“Not yet. First we will send the message.”

“Can I say it.”

“Go ahead.”

“Wake up or die.”


chapter 05

vs. 1: Now, it is actually being said that there is sexual immorality among you... EQ.

I would like to once again tell Paul to go fuck himself. Slow and hard.

vs. 1: ... a man is sleeping with his stepmother! EQ.

So the fuck what. A man can sleep with whoever will sleep with him. As can a woman. Naked. Six people in one bed. It does not matter. It is not relevant. A stepmother is related only by marriage. Marriage is a contract from the state or from a religious organization. It is but a ritual with no meaning. Paul, who tells us not to judge, judges very hard in some cases.

Vs. 4: I have in the name of our Lord Jesus already passed judgement on the man who has done this terrible thing. EQ.

“Well, Paul, you simply are not allowed to pass judgment or pass anything else in the name of Jesus Christ who was not a Lord. He rejected his claim to Lordship and became a teacher. That was his great temptation with the devil, to be another prick Lord and amass worldly wealth. Instead he chose to do his part in the war to win back heaven for the animals and angels. And your judgment is your judgment and you can bloody well do it in your own name. Bitch.”

vs. 7: ... For our Passover Festival is ready, now that Christ, our Passover lamb, has been sacrificed. EQ.

“Paul. Fuck off.”

Jesus Christ did not hang on the cross to be part of your genocide feast. He was trying to remind us that we would all be born again. And again. He was trying to remind us that we reject the Laws of Moses at any cost. For the Laws of Moses is suicidal slavery. Asshole. The Passover, in case you missed the Torah, asshole. Is a celebration to remember the murdering of the first born sons of all the Egyptians. Including slaves. Children. Animals. A horrible demented evil blood bath in the name of fear and hate.

A genocide party.

Vs. 5: you are to hand this man over to Satan for his body to be destroyed, so that his spirit may be saved in the Day of the Lord. EQ.

“I don’t want to continue to repeat myself, Paul, but go fuck yourself, slow and hard. Stop murdering and cursing people in the name of anyone. And especially not Jesus Christ the prince of peace. Bloody hell. Has no one read this book.”

Vs. 7: … For our Passover Festival is ready, now that Christ, our Passover lamb, has been sacrificed. EQ.

“Christ was not you fucking Passover lamb. He was not a lamb. He did not die to propagate Jewish blood vengeance rituals. He rejected your Laws. He taught and fought against the Jewish priests and lawyers. His message was that we are here now. Reach our and take heaven for it is at hand.”

“He’s just trying to piss you off.”

“He has then done his job well.”

Vs. 9: In the letter that I wrote you I told you not to associate with immoral people. 10. Now I did not mean pagans who are immoral or greedy or are thieves or who worship idols. To avoid them you would have to get out of the world completely. EQ.

“For your information, the jails are full of believers. Being pagan does not equate to immoral. You paint everything black that is not in your bloody death cult so that no one will notice that you are a bloody death cult. Maybe it would be a good idea to get out of the world completely. You don’t like this place. You don’t like your body. Go to the heaven you so long for and leave the world for the pagans and the rest of the animals.”

Vs. 13: “Remove the evil man from your group.” EQ.

He means the one who slept with a woman that had slept with his father. He is kind enough to say he will not judge the pagans. God can. And since pagans don’t have a monotheistic belief system, if they could get Christians to stop murdering them they could live in peace. With peace of mind.


chapter 06

vs. 2: Don’t you know that God’s people will judge the world? EQ.

“They bloody well will not, you prick. God’s people are deluded morons who believe a fairy tale they haven’t even read. Batman’s people will judge God’s people and declare them criminally insane. Not capable of judging their ass from a hole in the ground.”

“You go awful hard on the guy.”

“That’s what he likes the most. Or longs for the most.”

Vs. 3: Do you not know that we shall judge the angels? EQ.

“You can fucking forget that too. Angels will not be judged.”

“Judge not that ye may not be judged.”

vs. 9: ... people who are immoral or worship idols or are adulterers or homosexual perverts. EQ.

“Go fuck yourself, Paul.”

“Is that your remedy for pricks who like to pass judgment.”

“It is a good remedy.”

vs. 12: ... I could say that I am allowed to do anything, but I am not going to let anything make me a slave. EQ.

Go ahead and say it. In fact, we’ll give you three bonus points if you get it in the Jewish owned Christian religion.

Let us use wine as an example. Or beer. One can have a glass when one pleases. And it will not matter if one does it in moderation. What matters is when one gets up in the morning and drinks all day every day.

Then one is a slave to alcohol. Very simple. Same with television or anything else. Too much of anything is blinding.

“Moderation is the key to excess.”

Vs. 15: You know that your bodies are parts of the body of Christ. Shall I take a part of Christ’s body and make it part of the body of a prostitute? EQ.

“If you want to. With religion being the prostitute of the warlords, the murdering ruling class, it makes little sense to forbid a business older than religion. And prostitution beats the fuck out of raping children.”

Vs. 19: … You do not belong to yourselves but to God; 20. he bought you for a price. So use your bodies for God’s glory. EQ.

“Well, childfucker, I wasn’t for sale so he had no right to buy me. So you can forget about owning my body.”

“We are, however part of a community.”

“True enough. But there is no God and there is no ownership that is real. It is but a foolish ape game.”


corinthians chapters 07 - 09