chapter 16

We are about done with Luke. It gets slowly better. Wait and see what we do with Paul. The rat.

So the day after the sabbath, the usual women. Like it always is. Came to anointed the body of Jesus.

"Oh. How will we move the stone."

"Oh. Look. It is moved."

And what do you know. There weren't no Roman guards. Not even mentioned.

Because the Romans wouldn't waste their soldiers on a dead King of nowhere.

But there is a man in a white robe.

"You must be looking for Jesus."

"Are you a cop."

"No. Just a writers liberty, but let's go with it. Jesus is on his way to Galilee to check on the kids. Hurry along and don't forget Peter."

The rest was written even later than Mark and adds a bit more science fiction so that no one figures out Jesus was never in the tomb for more than 6 minutes.

And they met in Galilee and Jesus said.

"Tell the world these two commandments: Love life. Love one another."


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