steve howard's translation of the Torah
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TORAH

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chapter 16

Korah, the great grandson of Levi, and Dathan and Abriam dared to question the sovereign authority of Moses.

With 250 men of repute, they came to the Tent of copulation with children. Oh, need we explain that comment ‘copulation with children’. Okay. When the inhabitants of city-states are slaughtered, the young virgins are sometimes kept. And the priests get first pick. And you can bet your ass that they were being raped continually. That’s what rich dictators almost always do. In our time, here in 2009 of Jesus Christ, they pay prostitutes with taxpayer’s money. So things are getting a little better.

“You have gone too far, Moses. What makes you so Goddamn holier then the rest of us.”

Moses fell on his face. Jumped up and said.

“We’ll see who’s fuckin’ holy.”

So Moses told them to come back with fire pans in the morning.

“You fuckin’ Levi kids. You got it better than the rest of the army and still you dare utter against the Lord.”

“You drag us out of civilization to play the Lord over us. You promise land of milk and honey. Can we look forward to having our eyes gouged out when we get there.”

Gouging out the eyes of run away slaves and anyone who questioned authority was common practice at the time of the writing of the original Torah.

“Shut the fuck up. I will show you who the Lord wants to be Lord.”

So they all did what Moses said and came next morning with 250 fire pans filled with incense.

The Lord said. “Stand back, I’ll kill ‘em all.”

And all the Israelites fell on their faces moaning.

“Oh God. Oh God. One man sins and you want to kill us all.”

So Moses told them to move away from the tents of Korah, Dathan and Abiram. And watch.

So the men and their wives, sons and children stand before the Lord at their tents.

“I will show you who is fuckin’ holy.”

The Lord opened up the earth and they were swallowed, wailing, down to Shoal. Which likely means, they were all hacked to tiny pieces by the priest polices.

Terror ruled again. All were afraid of being swallowed by the earth if they were bad. The wrath of the Lord.

And the Lord then burnt the 250 men as well. To drive his point home.

“It is better to kill all who question My authority rather than to let one sinner free.”


chapter 17

Of course, murdering someone with a fire pan makes the fire pan sacred. The burnt bodies were thrown away with the trash and the copper hammered onto the alter so no one would forget.

“Don’t ever fuckin’ question authority.”

But the whole community cried.

“You are a murdering tyrant.”

So the Lord told Moses he’d kill ‘em all. Too protect the lie of dictatorship.

Vs. 10: “Remove yourselves from this community, that I may annihilate them in an instant.” EQ

That is our famous compassionate, slow to anger, loving Lord God Almighty for you. Piss him off and he will kill everything and everyone.

Moses said no Lord, not all of them; just kill a bunch of them. Moses sent Aaron with some incense to stop the plague. Likely the incense was a sedative to calm the soldiers that enjoyed killing family folk. One of the more dangerous plagues that plague impoverished nations is the military police force that enjoys a little more luxury, such as an income of any kind. And rather than be one of the impoverished, they terrorize the impoverished. Like in any war fairing nation. For example, take a look at the American Empire.

“Join the army if you fail.” Robert Zimmerman sang that.

And if you need many soldiers, let poverty reign. The army will be the only way out for many.

14,700 died before Aaron could stop the plague. Plus the 250 Levites.

So to prove who was holy, Moses told Aaron to get a stick from all the chiefs. Carve out their names on them and put them in the tent. Aaron did one too.

“Now, whoever’s stick grows tomorrow will be holy.”

Wouldn’t you know it. The Lord made Aaron’s stick blossom and produce almonds. Overnight. I wonder how that happened.

Moses said. “See, you fuckers. That proves it. Now shut up and eat your manna cake. Or the Lord will kill you.”

So they all cried. They knew they were doomed.

Vs. 27: “Lo, we perish! We are lost, all of us lost! 28. Everyone who so much as ventures near the Lord’s Tabernacle must die. Alas, we are doomed to perish!” EQ

And just a little quote from Jim Morrison: “They got the guns, Baby. But we got the numbers.”

And when it comes to ratio, if we can remind the soldiers that they too are slaves, 6 billion to about 6 thousand. Some say 3,000. Some say 5,000. It makes little difference. The point is, and we quote the writer from Bad Religion, “When all King and Queens relinquish their crowns.”

This must happen. The age of royalty must come to an end. A peaceful solution would be better for our chances to make it a permanent solution.

Stop giving money to religious organizations.


chapter 18

Then the Lord said to Aaron. You and your sons are to carry the guilt with the sanctuary. Any Levi not a priest can’t look at the holy stuff or you and them will die. No outsider can do anything or I will rip out his eyes and kill them.

“You and your sons do the priest thing. And outsiders who come by will be put to death.”

Aaron and his sons were granted the sin, guilt and meal offerings for all time. It and they are holy.

Vs. 22: Henceforth, Israelites shall not trespass on the Tent of Meeting, and thus incur guilt and die. EQ

Ha. He forgot that many of us are Edomites. And that we will tear down the temple of lies even if it takes three thousand years. And it will not be rebuilt. And we will meet where we chose to meet. And we will break out of dualistic logic. We will find ideas not yet thought. We will not be held back by silly superstition and terror dictatorship.

As well as pre-mentioned tax income for Levites, gift offerings and elevation offerings, for ever. If they are clean.

All the best new oil, wine and grain. The first fruit of everything on the land. The first born for everyone and thing. Man or Beast shall be the priest’s. For ever.

For buying back people, check price list back in Exodus. It is good to have sheep and precious metals.

Dash blood on the alter. Burn the fat. The Lord likes the smell of burnt animal fat.

All the sacred gifts are for you and your Levi family.

But you get no land. You are priests and shall live from taxes.

All the tithes in Israel are for the Levi Priests ‘cause they have things to do. In the tent. And no Israelite comes near the Tent of Excess or they get killed.

Only Levites forever. And no land for them. Just the taxes thereof.

“If you don’t do the rituals correctly. You will die.”


chapters 19 - 21