chapter 07:

Okay kids, Horror trip time.

The Lord tells Moses and Aaron to go on an impossible mission. Show the Pharaoh a few tricks, piss 'em off a bit.

So they go, do the rod snake trick. Pharaoh's magicians did the same. And when Aaron's snake ate the other snakes, the Pharaoh still refused to give up his country's work force.

Next day, they went and showed the Pharaoh how to turn the water of the Nile and all of Egypt into blood.

Blood and dead rotting fish baking in the sun.

The Pharaohs Magicians could do the same trick. So Moses and the Lord worked out the next terror event while everyone dug wells looking for water.

The frog attack was the next event. And they told the Pharaoh he'd have 'em up his ass.

chapter 08

So the Lord, Moses, Aaron made a frog invasion. Up out of the Nile. Maybe frogs like blood and dead fish. The Pharaoh's Magicians called up more frogs so that the place was full of frogs.

But the Pharaoh decided on protocol and told Moses to call off the frogs.

So they all died and were piled in big piles to fester and stink in the blasting sun.

Maggot feasting. Becoming flys. Flying over to the frogs what ate 'em with blood soup.

And waited for the next summoning.

Then the Pharaoh changed his mind after taking advice from his advisors who were by this time all agents of the War Lord.

So Lice were the next event. From Moses but this time the Pharaoh's troop fucked that one up and were left pounding sand.

The Pharaoh said, "Fuck you, Mossass."

So Moses does the full vermin insect attack. Devastating Egypt.

It gets pretty childish after that. Brat children on bad crack.

"You tell your God to take the bugs out."

"Ya, but don't you turn around again, tell us we can't go make a fuckin' week long blood party for god."

Moses told the Lord to back off and he did.

And once again, like it was written to be, the Pharaoh once again says, "Moses, go fuck yourself. Then get back to making bricks."

chapter 09

If this represents the mind set back then, they, people on this planet, were like many still are.

Fuckin' Imbeciles.

First, next round, a virus is set on all the horses, camels, cattle, sheep.

And unless they were Israelite animals, with a vaccine, they all died.

So does that mean the Israelites own their own things what the Egyptians didn't actually really own cause they, the ruling class, had the buggers as slaves.

Just a thought.

And still Pharaoh's War advisors told him to hold his position.

Second attack. Boils. Man and Beast. Though the beasts had already died at least once already.

Still the Pharaoh said, "Mossass, eat shit."

So the Lord tells Moses to say, "Look Fuck. We could have blown you off the map. We wanted to terrorize you so we can be famous. World Wide famous."

So the same procedure as always and the Hail. Thunder and Lightening. More dead already two or three times dead animals and slaves, god's people.

Another disaster destroying everything yet again. Sounds like an early play station game.

"Kill 'em all. Over and over again."

So Pharaoh tells Moses to call off the hail, go to the wilderness.

So Moses backs up and goes. Then once again the Pharaoh says no.


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